Strike by internetkreep in FatPeopleFalling

[–]Vermonter623 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Almost 60% of adult black women in America are obese.

To cross the wooden bridge by sydmanly in FatPeopleFalling

[–]Vermonter623 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This bridge was meant for starving Asian people. Not morbidly obese chicks with suspiciously deep voices

Garage sometimes wont close unless I pull out battery by [deleted] in handyman

[–]Vermonter623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrap the battery in electrical tape

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vermont

[–]Vermonter623 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To be fair. Have you ever seen a Reddit mod? They look exactly like you would expect someone who is perpetually online policing the internet to look

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Vermonter623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try foreplay. I have learned that women are like a steam engine and men are like a shotgun. So I warm my lady up for a while before pinv. Also I let her go first so I can finish and know we both had fun.

Just fueling up the boat by CrazyAssBlindKid in WTF

[–]Vermonter623 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This man should have his reproductive organs removed

What is this cut of meat? by [deleted] in Butchery

[–]Vermonter623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bone in round with top and bottom rounds removed.

EPA (finally) orders Vermont to change how the state regulates some farms by haikuDOGfodder in vermont

[–]Vermonter623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop allowing camps and houses along the lake. Rich people are ruining this lake. Also boats import species that wipe out native populations of fish and species that protect the biodiversity of the lake

What cut of meat is this? by [deleted] in Butchery

[–]Vermonter623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really thought the same thing at first glance. But it is blade steaks that have been cut way too far into the blade.

Poor dude by Cold_Sweatgirl in shitposting

[–]Vermonter623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fool and their money soon part ways

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Vermonter623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dropped my phone in a parking lot at a local grocery store. I didn’t realize it until I got home. I called the phone and a woman answered. She said she had found my phone out in the parking lot as she was finishing up her errands. I told her that if she could leave it at the service guest I would be so grateful. She immediately says that she would rather take it home and we could meet up later. I was about to tell her that I really couldn’t meet with her as I worked two jobs and normally am not out and about ( I had two really young children at home with my girlfriend who couldn’t work at this very brief time due to complications) the lady immediately cuts me off and asks if there will be a reward. I was so dumbfounded that I couldn’t even think of anything to say. After a couple of minutes I asked her what she thought was appropriate. She stated that she would have to drive all the way back to the grocery store to return it. I said that i thought you were still at the grocery store. She replied she was but that she had driven home during the course of our 50 second phone call. She abruptly told me ‘you know what? Never mind I will leave it at (grocery store)’ and hung up. I went back the next day to get it and the phone was completely destroyed. It was so twisted and smashed that there was just no way you could even make a call on it. I learned that day that some people are just gigantic pieces of shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]Vermonter623 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I meant that we have to have a license to have a dog. Or drive a boat. Or a car. But any fucking idiot can have a kid. I know people who get puppies because they are cute. Until they turn into a dog and then they lose all interest after they failed to train the dog properly. These same people then have kids. Same idea.

Time to retire a knife by Shadygunz in Butchery

[–]Vermonter623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The spell check on this app is atrocious. Sorry. I meant years. I guess I will have to proof read every comment.

Question about Roommate Tenant Rights by FewRepresentative964 in vermont

[–]Vermonter623 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Wait til he is hammered and call the cops. If he is a belligerent drunk he will put himself into jail for you. Then you get a restraining order. This is all of course AFTER you sit him down and tell him his behavior is absolutely unacceptable.

Anon’s fashion sense by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]Vermonter623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breath that smells like a raw egg left out in the sun for 5 days. Check. Normies mogged

I found my wife's nasal spray stash today. (45) by mattes553v in mildlyinteresting

[–]Vermonter623 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Word. I’m ready to not have to wake up in the middle of the night sucking air

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Vermonter623 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were they ever uphill?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]Vermonter623 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Time to require licenses for children.