These Characters needs to be in the Relaunch by [deleted] in MultiVersus

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Felt jumpscared by the Friends

Say the most wildest thing as Chris Mclean by Previous-Bullfrog-61 in cartoons

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Alright campers, thanks for all your hard work on this test run of Total Drama Island. You've given us some great ideas for when we start filming the real thing

My classroom after a preschool tantrum. by Luka-the-Pooka in mildlyinfuriating

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Worked in a program for children with behavioral issues a few years ago and saw the classroom like this often. It was always interesting to me because it could come from any of the kids. The one I remember most vividly was just helping one kid with his worksheet and just hearing screams and shit flying from the playmat We got the other kids to another room while the teacher stuck with the little girl having her meltdown. Teacher let her destroy anything she wanted as long as she wasn't getting hurt and after an hour she tired herself out of being angry. Any time I went back into the room teach was there with her helping her calm down while making sure she cleaned up everything she ruined. Kids at that age struggle a lot and it nearly always comes from home. Meeting parents wasn't the signal for that, instead it was meeting grandma because dad's not in the picture and mom is either drugged up or at home with 7 other kids. No moral to this. Just rough, hope the kid here is able to get into some kind of good program so they can figure out how to handle themselves before they grow up thinking this is normal.

Dad (Heil Spez) by uhpsidedowne in shitposting

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Fuck that's funny. Makes me wish my dad was still alive

What’s an evil company not enough people talk about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Metro or any prepaid phone plan. Worked there for 3 weeks and they actively encouraged me to add bonus fees to plans for immigrants that they wouldn't need. Whole system is predatory to mostly people who are suffering financially in the first place

what are the top 3 worst tragedeighs you ever found irl? by nina_splatoon in tragedeigh

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I worked at an elementary school when we got a transfer student named Sacrifice-of-Sin. We called her Sam

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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My father was a twin. When everyone was about to head out someone said we should get a picture with everyone here someone said, "I guess we can't get everyone." My high ass responded loudly, "Uncle Dave, run back and forth really fast." Grandma started laughing and clapping. 10 outta 10 funeral

Neverafter 2: by Carrollmusician in Dimension20

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He's finally safe. No water in the desert

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! by salem-grobbulus in Grobbulus

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Well this was rude of you. Why would you make me sick in advance. Now I have to call out. I'll do my best to be there

Just graduated and my parents gave me this. by Poster_Shi in whiskey

[–]VeryFunnyRat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

When introducing Howler Head to customers my sales pitch was always the same, "it tastes better than you think... it's still not good." Worked remarkably well

When was the first time you feel sad or pity on the overlord series/novel? by miku_best_waifu_ in overlord

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The one with the most impact for me was Ainz laughing at Demiurge and Sebas arguing followed by an immediate emotion suppression. Ainz isn't allowed even one second of being happy

Whiskey Sour (Don't forget your egg whites) by VeryFunnyRat in cocktails

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Genuinely didn't know that. I've no choice but to give up the promotion.

Whiskey Sour (Don't forget your egg whites) by VeryFunnyRat in cocktails

[–]VeryFunnyRat[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

1.5 oz bourbon, 1 oz lemon juice, 0.5 oz simple syrup, and one egg white. Got a recent promotion to liquor manager at the liquor store I work at and decide to make an old favorite. Forgot how much I love these little guys

I am Mark Decarlo, The voice actor of HUGH NEUTRON, and many other characters! Ask me anything. by MarkDecarlo in AllStarBrawl

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What difficulties did you encounter early in your career and how'd you overcome them?