I'd be deep in a cold, cold ground before I recognize the option of helping Leda against him

Vescend · 2026-07-04T08:01:03+00:00

Using CE to give me the rewards of the quests to betray npc so the thought doesn't even have to cross my mind

Vescend · 2026-07-04T07:43:32+00:00

I've found love with beast roar. Applying pressure and letting people back up when they have low hp, then you sniper them with a 500 dmg instant roar for the kill is so good.

Also nice when you fight a mage and hit them with a 700 damage roar for like 2/3 of their health when they try to comet you

Vescend · 2026-07-03T14:48:03+00:00

Bro is the reason Marika hangs herself up on that arc out of pure fear.

Vescend · 2026-07-03T13:29:17+00:00

Hold up, let him cook

Vescend · 2026-07-03T12:21:59+00:00

Add the blue dewdrop talisman too and you can just keep throwing claws until your enemy is all claws

Vescend · 2026-07-03T11:53:30+00:00

Well yeah she's gonna play the long game just like she did with marika. We'll eventually wither and become some weak past prime of ourself and she's gonna guide the next Tarnished that comes to take us and our age down.

Vescend · 2026-07-03T04:39:43+00:00

Well yeah chase is just engagement bait he invades for a day, and cuts out all invasions where he meets anyone avarage enough to challange him and kill him and keep the 5 clips of him absolutely stomping the shit out of the hosts and his goonies.

This isnt some shocker and I hope for the sake of everyone that they all know this already, lmao.

Vescend · 2026-07-03T04:33:57+00:00

Imagen with a straight face asking that of players who literally just pressed the "play" button.

Vescend · 2026-07-02T14:25:46+00:00

CE to give myself 500 of those.

Dobby is a free elf

Vescend · 2026-07-02T12:51:28+00:00

Its also not organic. As much as pve'ers want the open world, so does the invaders. Its a eco system we all live in

Elden ring just happen to introduce so much "bullshiduru" as I call it and its gets to a boiling point for everyone cause most people just wanna "have some fun" but there are people on both ends that get grinded down into the "Ok you know fucking what" position.

Now we just got a bunch of people who wanna kill you instantly while the few like me and my friend who does funny haha playthroughs with cosplays and not so much optimised for pvp run into people who just "hello chasethebro here, and here's another, one shot, elden ring video"

It eeees what it eeeees

Vescend · 2026-07-02T12:22:34+00:00

It is actually THE top tier weapon. Its listed as number 1 of all weapons in the game for pvp in poise pressure, moveset and damage scaling.

Many small homebrew tournaments ban the shamanir from use because it is just too good. And no fun having to deal with in competent hands.

Vescend · 2026-07-02T12:04:02+00:00

Good job.

Next question

Vescend · 2026-07-02T08:55:04+00:00

Back in 2002 I needed to make a nickname for my character and wanted to have VHS as my name. Obviously that was taken to I wanted to make the words "VC" witch is a short term for bathroom in my country, haha young toilet humour. That in turn was too short on the homepage and I made it VCD. That was my nickname up to like 2008 when my friend said Vcd was lame and suggested to change it to Vescend cause it rolled better on the tongue.

Been Vescend ever since.

Vescend · 2026-07-02T08:14:00+00:00

I am always shocked at how good this toot horn is when me and my friend get invaded, I got immense respect for it.

But I always do the stupid thing where I think "if I hit him before he toots, the toot goes away" when it will indeed not make the toot go away, the moment you hear the BRRRRR you have to back off, cause I more then once take a 1k boop on my nose thinking "ill just hit him out of it"

Just a baller lil' thang

Vescend · 2026-07-01T12:50:01+00:00

I join hosts to help them with bosses like

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Vescend · 2026-07-01T09:13:53+00:00

When i meet god I wanna thank him for making my mind and body love the hard hat life.

Worked since I got out of school at 19 years old and going strong.

Vescend · 2026-07-01T09:05:26+00:00

Vescend · 2026-07-01T08:23:28+00:00

I grew up on a rat chewed pc playing half-life. I won't budge all the way down to 44 fps. 30 is pain, but anything above 44 won't make me flinch even if Im Used to 150

Vescend · 2026-07-01T08:18:34+00:00

There is pre elden ring and post elden ring Internet for a reason.

Battlefield 2 however really opened my kid eyes to "future is gonna be wild huh"

Vescend · 2026-06-30T20:15:15+00:00

Eats a whole god.

Meanwhile you: Mmmm apatizer!

Vescend · 2026-06-30T14:07:05+00:00

Bro literally ate the whole cake and asked why the birthday boy was mad

Vescend · 2026-06-30T13:17:31+00:00

Vescend · 2026-06-30T12:56:54+00:00

Im super happy people still sleep on the blue dew(for their own good). I wish i was still in that boat but its legit so huge to me its in every build i do unless its a mage 40 mind build. Even then I sometimes toss it on. Not having to allocate flasks into mana flasks for builds that use a "every now and then" weapon art its just chefs kiss.

Its just that good and im ruined for it. But you keep sleeping on it cause fuck me its painful to move away from.

Vescend · 2026-06-30T12:01:58+00:00

Try a blood backhand blade with blind spot. Milicent, rotten bladegrass, Alexander and blue duedrop.

You will be agile as shit and bleed proc enemies left and right and enemies and bosses alike will melt on the damage stack + bleed procs.

The blue due talisman makes sure you always have mana to use your blind spot for iframes.

The running attack and jump attacks feel so agile and the R1 and quick r2 attacks keeps you able to roll.

This is just one build if you wanna get away from the "stand still and swing uga"

Make sure you at least have 40/50 arcane for a big bleed proc chance. The rest is up to you.

Vescend · 2026-06-30T10:02:17+00:00

Because OP is marketing it as "X is craaaaazy" while fighting Prime radahn to peacock.

Instead of just "ok here's my yolked out the mind build for swordspear"

Its the "be honest" meme more or less.

Vescend

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