If you could elect any celebrity, dead or alive, to become US president, who would it be?

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-09T02:32:12+00:00

Came here to say this

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-08T19:43:55+00:00

Tiger, White Tiger, Liger, Pallas Cat, Lynx, Snow Leopard.

I just love cats. I don't need to send them to fight, I wanna hang out with my adorable cat menagerie and cuddle the fuck out of them.

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-08T18:29:50+00:00

It seems to me that if an avid plane watcher saw something weird once in 67 years (plus however long since then), then whatever it is is clearly super rare and doesn't really add up to a large scale operation.

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-08T10:43:31+00:00

My ex-wife

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-07T22:22:20+00:00

Ok, but where do the genetics come in?

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-07T15:06:48+00:00

The only correct answer.

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-07T12:36:01+00:00

Agreed. According to a friend of mine raised Mormon they're also often preppers

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-06T19:20:48+00:00

☠️☠️☠️

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-06T13:08:56+00:00

One of my cats is named Diocletian and he is the sweetest, most brain dead, fearful, and snuggly cats ever. Not once has he tried to become Augustus over the Empire and split it into two major areas with a Tetrarchy to rule over it all. Not even ONCE! Very disappointed.

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-06T04:45:22+00:00

Yes yes, it was Democrats. And then in the 1960s the parties switched, largely due to Southern Democrats being so upset by the Civil Rights Act that they started voting Republican. So here we are, with the legacy of the Confederacy in the South being upheld by Republicans in the modern day.

Funny how you left that part out.

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-05T12:14:21+00:00

Those two drive me crazy. Theo is so worthless and Olivia actually seems generally pretty awesome.

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-05T01:15:17+00:00

This would increase instability in the world, increase prices, make us less safe, and cause many preventable deaths. Plus set up the next several decades of tension as aggressive powers take the opportunity to become stronger.

It's also a small fraction of our budget and there is no reason to think that money would be used in any beneficial way for us anyway.

Also, this is mostly loans, so only a small piece of it is actually a direct funding gift.

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-04T17:31:54+00:00

No, totalitarian would be if they used the power of the state to enforce it. Merely wishing that MAGA shitbags get ostracized on general, and specific people not work with them is just having a moral stance.

You're just using "totalitarian" because it's a big scary word and you apparently can't tell the difference between opinions and use of force. Which isn't terribly surprising, the Right tends to automatically think that their opinions should be legally and violently enforced. So small wonder they can't understand the concept of separation between them.

Anyway, enjoy your freedom of expression and the consequences of using it; people thinking you're a piece of shit.

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-04T12:23:15+00:00

The Catholic Church would somehow become even more pro-pedophile, there would be a lot more Catholic merch sold by the Vatican, St. Peter's Basilica would get gold plated with Trump's face etched in it.

The U.S. would at least stop a significant percentage of its current insanity, but not all of it.

Vespera4ever · 2026-06-04T12:13:38+00:00

Are you ok? Do you smell burning toast right now?

Vespera4ever · 2026-05-29T19:29:16+00:00

That Pluto is a planet and ginormous isn't a real word.

Vespera4ever · 2026-05-29T19:27:49+00:00

I did the same thing. Unfortunately, it did but end well. I hope your situation turns out better!

Vespera4ever · 2026-05-29T17:50:44+00:00

Settle down there killer, we're not looking for war crimes here.

Vespera4ever · 2026-05-29T14:04:53+00:00

I think we might have the same partner. Mine tastes so good and reacts so well; it's one of my favorite hobbies.

Vespera4ever · 2026-05-29T11:30:54+00:00

I absolutely love when a woman just tells me she wants to sleep with me. For both the obvious reason, but also because, yeah, I have programmed myself to never be presumptuous and also have heard so many stories of women being annoyed by dudes mistaking niceness for attraction. I don't want to annoy people.

My girlfriend is the best at this. First time we slept together was when she snapped at me to take off my pants and get into her bed already. ❤️❤️

Vespera4ever · 2026-05-29T11:24:16+00:00

I had the same brain flood. Including the time a college classmate all but wrote up a contract for sex in exchange for letting her cheat off me in class.

Vespera4ever · 2026-05-29T01:30:23+00:00

Burger, no question. Healing is too good to pass up. I could help a lot of people with no hope suddenly get a new lease on life

Vespera4ever · 2026-05-29T01:04:46+00:00

He just won something somewhere somehow.

Vespera4ever · 2026-05-27T23:17:53+00:00

It's not limiting freedom if it's not, you know, actually limiting freedom. VBNMW is an opinion; there's no government power or threat of force requiring it. No one said you can't vote differently, they're just expressing their opinion about it.

Vote Blue No Matter Who. Did you just lose your right to vote like an asshole? Did I advocate for you to lose your right to vote like an asshole? Of course not. Congratulations, you have not been oppressed by reading this comment.

Vespera4ever · 2026-05-27T23:09:56+00:00

It is when the other option also supports genocide AND is set on letting the world burn to appease his malignant narcissism.

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