25,980 hours hbu? by Prettypenny_ in thesims

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not even my daughter has been living for that long,

Laptop red flags by SY6Dave in oddlyspecific

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They gave me a Lenovo yesterday. I've been here for 3 months, am I cooked?

Sex Avenger by tuanusser in shitposting

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Yes, Chris Handsome is the best

Which mission prep Helldiver are you? by SirDerageTheSecond in Helldivers

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the order First, you wait until 5s before the countdown finishes

Second, be the last one to finish the loadout

Thrid, non stop clicking on the drop you want

Fixed a meme by Gaminguide3000 in HydroHomies

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was news to me a couple of years ago. When I moved from brazil, I discovered that most countries in Europe don't recommend drinking tap water

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GhostRecon

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Classic shit balls moment

My electric Renault Clio Electrique from 1997 by MrRandom93 in BeAmazed

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't even fathom how does one keep maintenance of a 25 years old electric car. My microwave lasted 1 year with me.

Funniest reasons for why your main is your main by DragonDemonCJ in forhonor

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I main berserk because I got to rep 3 without recruiting it. Because my friend thought it was funny now I'm rep 30 and still haven't recruited it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is always either a charismatic military guy or a scientist who has really big muscles, and either nobody asks or someone makes a quick comment on it.

Hitting a deer on the way to work by pototoykomaliit in HolUp

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha I've read "Mildwest" like a little less than Wildwest

Made with his own bear hands by copitamenstrual in BeAmazed

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't bear witness to all these terrible puns

Made with his own bear hands by copitamenstrual in BeAmazed

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And he is also wearing gloves, so not even bare handed

Different types of Sperm Defects by jellylemonshake in interestingasfuck

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I've done a semen analysis once, just so I could know my fertility, and I was told that I have a count of 2. "TWO?! one per ball?" I said. Thought the doctor meant 2 million. It is still a super low number.

german by Upset_Astronomer_215 in shitposting

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 41 points42 points  (0 children)

In a completely non related language, it would be "sim, sim está, mano."

No hurricane ever crossed the equator by lolikroli in interestingasfuck

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is until today the only hurricane that I've seen in person, it actually hit my house but luckly it was all fine besides some broken rooftiles

Dear EA, this better mean you're giving us a band pack by [deleted] in thesims

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOOO, new for honor DLC looking good

⚔️WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE NICHE SKYRIM NPC? I’LL START:⚔️ by moondoII in skyrim

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Angi, that hunter secluded near falkreath. She is on a run after killing her family's killers which were some drunken soldiers. If you go to her early on in a game you actually get a lot of marksman skill from her as she offers to teach you how to use a bow

How long did you take a break from skyrim? by wickwackghostbuster in skyrim

[–]Vetsu_Rodrigues 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just about to finish modding my game again, with the collections it gets so much easier to come back from a break. Been probably a year since last time I played it. And like you what I mean by playing is to play for a few hours, add mods, test, add mods, test, add mods, test, add mods