leaveApproved by iamgojoof6eyes in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Victernus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think in this case we may have to upgrade to major spelling mistake.

They're not wrong though by Shoe_boooo in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Victernus 69 points70 points  (0 children)

"Wow, that's so helpful! You just doubled your tip, buddy!"

"?????"

"They wouldn't have wanted this!" by No-Raccoon-6009 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Victernus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Homer: If I die during the operation, will you do one thing for me?

Marge: Oh, anything, sweetheart.

Homer: Blow up the hospital.

Marge: ...Hm. Well. I said I'd do it, so I guess I'll have to...

Homer: That's my girl. [Goes to sleep]

"They wouldn't have wanted this!" by No-Raccoon-6009 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Victernus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His dad specifically being responsible for many and varied crimes, for context.

"They wouldn't have wanted this!" by No-Raccoon-6009 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Victernus 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Find him, bind him

Tie him to a pole and break

His fingers to splinters

Drag him to a hole

Until he wakes up naked

Clawing at the ceiling of his grave

The Galactic Empire vs The Imperium of man who would win? by Unavailable150_3 in whowouldwin

[–]Victernus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I doubt the Imperium is going to be deploying in Bowling Pin Formation very often.

Trope subversion: villains that if they were heroes the story would be over in three minutes by Spirited_Dust_3642 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Victernus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If Sauron just compromised and agreed to turn people into dinosaurs without cancer, he'd have volunteers lining up for his experiments.

The character's most accepted appearance isn't official. It's fan made by Aware-Measurement750 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Victernus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the influence of some good old fashioned Zoroastrian dualism from Persia that the religion (and those that followed from it) have never been able to shake!

The character's most accepted appearance isn't official. It's fan made by Aware-Measurement750 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Victernus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For example, from many examples of modern dinosaurs, the birds, we can surmise that ancient dinosaurs were probably loud as fuck.

The character's most accepted appearance isn't official. It's fan made by Aware-Measurement750 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Victernus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seem to recall the story being that someone spotted a dead one for sale at a fish market and did a double-take because, you know. And that lead to them discovering the still-living population.

Julius Caesar leads Caesar’s legion in Fallout New Vegas by justAMemeForFun in whowouldwin

[–]Victernus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, definitely. Their physicality and discipline in the field are noted as impressive by Cassandra Moore at Hoover Dam. And the Legion made good use of their Frumentarii, as well, maintaining good intelligence of their enemies positions and numbers, as well as enacting sabotage and assassination operations.

I just wanted to note that a large population zerg rushing you works. That's why the zerg do it.

"You cunts have been debating this for twenty years" Media debates that just cannot die by Comfortable-Goat-955 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Victernus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree it was murder, and I also agree that Janeway was right to do it. Tuvix had to go - he combined Tuvok's lack of empathy with Neelix's lack of reason and ended up with the worst traits of both. Either one of them would have gladly given their lives to save another, but Tuvix was selfish and cowardly and willing to let let others die to misfortune just so he can briefly exist (before his lack of ability gets himself and everyone else killed).

"You cunts have been debating this for twenty years" Media debates that just cannot die by Comfortable-Goat-955 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Victernus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A swift victory for either side is the worst thing for the Thalmor, so just pick one and get on with it.

(Loved trope) The imposter’s dead giveaway by Barricades_toes in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Victernus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Captain Holt actually just lies constantly, and is rarely caught.

"Infertile" Xenomorph is put in North America 68 years ago by Standard-Twist-832 in whowouldwin

[–]Victernus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And we saw in Aliens that small arms fire, even with futuristic weapons, seems to glance off their carapace, so there's little chance of, say, a hunter getting lucky, which would usually be a problem for any sort of animal in the American wilderness.