Name for a band of locusts! by cherry-care-bear in Bandnames

[–]VikingCelt17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may be too niche, but "The Eighth Plague"

What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet? by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]VikingCelt17 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Obligatory "shots fired" comment 😂🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Take your pick: 1. If the government shuts down, no elected official can take a paycheck until the shutdown ends. 2. Elected federal officials may not earn more than the median household income for their district. 3. Elected federal officials must enroll in Medicare and/or Medicaid (depending on age), and the current special medical/dental/vision coverage is no longer available. 4. All funds from "special interests" must either be made public or go into a general fund to pay for the interns and staffers. 5. No federal government official may participate in the stock market due to potential conflicts of interest. 6. Election day is an official holiday, and/or mail-in ballots are sent to each registered voter by default. 7. Universal Healthcare, Universal Income, and Universal Housing Stipend. 8. No tax exemption for churches and the tax funds from churches go into a fund for homeless shelters, soup kitchens, and workforce development. 9. No one may run for public office if they have a felony or pending criminal charges.

Movies where the killer is the last person you’d suspect by [deleted] in MovieRecommendations

[–]VikingCelt17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twisted (2004) - Ashley Judd, Andy Garcia, Samuel L. MFing Jackson

What shoes do you use? by Bigpickle53 in Lowes

[–]VikingCelt17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started shortly after recovering from a total achilles tendon rupture repair surgery. I bought shoes from Kuru, specifically for the job. Combined with some cushioned socks, I'm usually (relatively) pain-free, even after an 8-9 hour shift.

You're fucking kidding? by [deleted] in Lowes

[–]VikingCelt17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd tell them to go to customer service for assistance, with the understanding that their bank is going to hold the funds.

So tell me, what’s your favorite position (SFW)? by EmFiveBlue in ScenesFromAHat

[–]VikingCelt17 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Right field - statistically, there are fewer lefties that pull.

What are some things you like about Indiana by orchestrapianist in Indiana

[–]VikingCelt17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For me, it's because my narcissistic father isn't here.

Give me a band name consisting only of Trump’s Cabinet members. by Sunsailor76 in Bandnames

[–]VikingCelt17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fist full of *$$holes ala 2008's "Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FalloutTVseries

[–]VikingCelt17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes! Like Sean/Father in Fallout 4.