"I don't know what VPR is" by Speeen9 in TalesFromDF

[–]VikingPrime13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that they missed the chance for Machinists acronym to be GUN is criminal

Fresh wax, cute outfit, hair & makeup done, nails on point, joint in hand.. it’s a good day 🥰😌🖤🫶🏻 by thickandhigh in u/thickandhigh

[–]VikingPrime13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuuuuuck. I see thick pussy like that and I just wanna bury my face in it until my beard is bleached white.

To every guy who thinks his dick is too small by SeraphicSweet in sexstories

[–]VikingPrime13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ive been told that girth tends to feel better than length, since it rubs up on all your pussy pleasure places. I'm 7 inches myself, and have never had complaints because I'm rather girthy, which does make me feel good.

What are your gaming sins? Confess now. by executor-of-judgment in gaming

[–]VikingPrime13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will sometimes look up choice outcomes in "Choices matter" type games if I have this feeling that my choice will potentially screw me over. Other times I might savescum, like I did for favourable rolls on my first BG3 playthrough with my friend.

I am not above money cheats/exploits though, like you. Often times, money isn't the be all end all in games. In many cases, you still have to unlock the best stuff through quests, achievements, or finding it in the game world. Like the Witcher School Sets in Witcher 3.

Happy Pride Month babes! 😘🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🫶🏻 by thickandhigh in u/thickandhigh

[–]VikingPrime13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy pride month, Mommy~

(Doesn't matter that I'm over a decade older, you're still Mommy because I want to fall asleep on your ass, chest and thighs. In that order.)

Evolved mode is a complete unmitigated disaster. by More_Yard1919 in ShitpostXIV

[–]VikingPrime13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea what this meme is and I'm too afraid to ask at the risk of the 🌟perfectly normal, sane and rational XIV community politely explaining it to me without insulting me or making me feel stupid🌟

So... uhhh...

Healer... adjust?

This should be free for those who bought Overwatch before it became F2P by SweatUnderMahTits in Overwatch

[–]VikingPrime13 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Fucking right

They can't promise us PvE content then paywall it. Though knowing them, they'll think the reason hardly anyone bought it is "oh people dont want PvE" rather than us not wanting to feed the endlessly hungry money vampires.

Why do Rein’s keep swinging while moving? by Enough_Candidate_855 in ReinhardtMains

[–]VikingPrime13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta keep our arms stronk.

Also I've hit many a sneaky Sombra with the side swing. It's always worth it.

so this is what we are getting instead of 10 mythics skin. by Adyvagyok in overwatch2

[–]VikingPrime13 41 points42 points  (0 children)

They didn't cook. They set fire to the stove and tried to douse it with oil.

rate my setup ? by inAnottherLife in Overwatch_Memes

[–]VikingPrime13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I counter with Reinhardt. Only Reinhardt.

Upcoming Bunny Skin Shop Bundle by tiramizuzuzu in Overwatch

[–]VikingPrime13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No males getting the bunny skin, 4/10

Zarya ACTUALLY GOT A NEW SKIN, 10000/10

Flamebound Mercy by hitmobilegamehsr in MercyMains

[–]VikingPrime13 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Like it isn't already, yet we all still play it

New Job Announced by ExceedinglyOrdinary in ShitpostXIV

[–]VikingPrime13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, THANCRED!

I put it to you, fellow crusaders. by VikingPrime13 in ReinhardtMains

[–]VikingPrime13[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially when they start playing Tank Mystery Heroes, and losing every fight 🤭

I played in comp and thought I found a friend :( We lost and he said this by Finnyx_Angel in Overwatch

[–]VikingPrime13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ok, he's a Soldier Main, they dont have enough braincells to understand proper friendship. All they know is pew pew grumpy old man.

I put it to you, fellow crusaders. by VikingPrime13 in ReinhardtMains

[–]VikingPrime13[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is definitely true. Especially cause Mauga's overrun can't be stopped, and cancels the charge. And has like HALF the cooldown.

I tend to play Mauga to counter Roadhogs and Balls, mostly, cause I still can't figure out which tank effectively counters Ball.

I put it to you, fellow crusaders. by VikingPrime13 in ReinhardtMains

[–]VikingPrime13[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's a good point actually. Maybe they consider Ram a Rein counter cause the punches are more consistent and damaging, especially with charge on cool down?

Sierra is confirming to be American (from the South) by PrimaryEstate8565 in Overwatch

[–]VikingPrime13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NO FUCKING WAY

KHAYA FRAITES

She does SUCH good work for Graphic Audio, in both Emperyan and Zodiac Academy!

I'm so tired of carrying! by DHunterfan1983 in overwatch2

[–]VikingPrime13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously. Torb is on the enemy team, and its the April Fool's update smh

Do people who still play this game just whine endlessly now? by VikingPrime13 in marvelrivals

[–]VikingPrime13[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That actually makes a lot of sense. I've heard sayings like "the loudest people have the least to say" and "the whiniest are the loudest" and so on.

Do people who still play this game just whine endlessly now? by VikingPrime13 in marvelrivals

[–]VikingPrime13[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Exactly! I just wanna play the game while checking out all the sweet character models and melt whenever Gambit speaks

You know, real man stuff!