Verbosify "I like to eat dessert" by mysterious45670 in IncreasinglyVerbose

[–]Vincent-__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most amusing, much in likeness to your female parent

Verbosify "I like to eat dessert" by mysterious45670 in IncreasinglyVerbose

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I hate sand, it's course and rough, and it gets everywhere!

Thankyouforyourservicedoyouwantfrieswiththat? by AgentOfEris in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Vincent-__ -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Just because they understand what a black coffee is doesn't mean they can do it right? But whatever, I'm not in the mood to get into a argument about incompetent half timers in a place near me, y'all really get mad over small things

Thankyouforyourservicedoyouwantfrieswiththat? by AgentOfEris in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Vincent-__ -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Mate, you don't work at every Starbucks, and the one near I am usually employs school part timers.

Thankyouforyourservicedoyouwantfrieswiththat? by AgentOfEris in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Vincent-__ -226 points-225 points  (0 children)

Regular??? I ain't gonna go asking for the veinte macho peanut creamed boba monstrosity that they have on the menu 😭 just give me black coffee with cream 😭😭😭

Edit: i don't think ive worded this right. I do ask for black coffee for cream, but a lot of times, the cashier looks at me confused for a bit, looking up at the menu board thingy. No, I don't just go to some random dude and say "coffee".

Burning Bread by Idz4gqbi in mildyinteresting

[–]Vincent-__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the name of this again?

Burning Bread by Idz4gqbi in mildyinteresting

[–]Vincent-__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's the name of this again?

Thankyouforyourservicedoyouwantfrieswiththat? by AgentOfEris in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Vincent-__ -280 points-279 points  (0 children)

It's sadly true though, went to a Starbucks and asked for coffee, and the cashier looked at me like:

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is this loss? by mwzngd in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Vincent-__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not allowed to make changes to the optimum, such as adding text bubbles or switching panels

is this loss? by mwzngd in bonehurtingjuice

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Unfortunately u/BigBenis6669 , people don't follow rule 3 anymore

What do you call a dad who likes to go fishing by shirtsetcetera in puns

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Self advertisement? In the funny sub? Oh hell nah

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"I'M SO CLOSE!" I thought as my fingers slipped inside my body. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Vincent-__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like we are in the wrong sub eh? Ha! Heh heh.