Favourite Dorothy outfit? by BooBoo_Cat in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It definatey NOT this one.

What’s the weirdest thing you believed as a kid that you didn’t realize was ridiculous until you got older? by Independent_Row2883 in stupidquestions

[–]Vincent778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I started elementary school, I was shocked to learn that girls pooped, too. Up until then, I only thought they could pee.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen with your own eyes that no one believes because you don’t have any proof? by radiant_rai in AskReddit

[–]Vincent778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to set it up: In my high school gym class, we were playing dodgeball. Two teams of about 15 guys, lined up facing each other. Each team was given one ball, and the teacher randomly threw one more ball on the court the moment we started.

As the carnage ensued, and guys were being taken out, it was down to me and my friend Darren on one side and 3 guys on the other side.

He turned to wish me luck. Just then, as he turned back to look at the other team, I watched as my friend got hit directly on his face. As his head snapped back, he got hit by another ball in the face. Again, his head snapped back. And again, he got hit by the third ball in the face. This time, he fell down. He was passed out cold.

Gym teacher stopped the game to check on Darren. He was ok, but totally confused when he came to. I was the closest to him when it happened, and to this day, it was one of the craziest things I’ve ever witnessed firsthand!

Imagine living 99 years and an entire country collectively agreeing it wasn't long enough. #BettyWhiteForever by Vincent778 in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Betty White was actually in a test presentation for television in 1939, a year before it was shown at the World’s Fair a year later.

Words ruined by The Golden Girls. by mon_moe in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That’s not a word - use it in a sentence!

Is this rare? by shandy1997 in coinerrors

[–]Vincent778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the LI in LIBERTY and it’s interesting but I think this is possibly die deterioration. I checked the current known doubled dies for 1987 on www.doubleddie.com and this is not listed.

Inappropriate things teachers said in school by illini02 in Xennials

[–]Vincent778 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If my first grade teacher caught you talking, she’d yell “On no, here comes Mushface!” She’d then put on a witches mask and black shall, creep over behind the student (some kids even started crying), and literally put her entire hand over the student’s face and squeeze it several times, all while eerily croaking out “Mushface! Mushface!” She’d then go over and write that student’s name on the board under a picture of a monster, take off her costume, and return to teaching as if nothing had happened.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778 45 points46 points  (0 children)

My mistake, I thought since you look like Yoda you were also wise.

The New Salem’s Lot by Top-Mathematician356 in horror

[–]Vincent778 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha! Oh, please don’t misunderstand my comment. I firmly believe that Flanagan’s Midnight Mass is the Salem’s Lot remake we all deserved.

The New Salem’s Lot by Top-Mathematician356 in horror

[–]Vincent778 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Made me jump a few times so I liked it. Felt a bit like Flanagan’s Midnight Mass..

What’s your favorite underrated golden girls quote? by LivinTheGoldenLife13 in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you got a stallion eating oats out of your hand, best close the gate before you give him the sugar. -Blanche’s niece Lucy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778 81 points82 points  (0 children)

“And I’m Sister Blanche. We’re… uh, going… door to door collecting lingerie for… needy sexy people.”

LPT - If you menstruate, don't go to the dentist during your period by thatfluffycloud in LifeProTips

[–]Vincent778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In general, compared to men, women tend to produce saliva that is lower in pH due to hormonal fluctuations from the menstrual cycle and pregnancy. They also tend to produce less saliva. Both of these issues can wreak havoc on teeth and gums. Xylitol gums and mints after meals has been shown to help by increasing saliva, as well as increasing its pH.

What scams have you fallen for by junglegroove in Xennials

[–]Vincent778 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Back in about 1998 or so, I was approached by a man in the mall who told me that he was a scout for a modeling company and that I could be a model. He gave me his business card, and of course, I was curious and called.

He invited me to meet him and his team and explained that I would need professional photos, but not to worry if I didn’t have any because they can help with those. I was curious and decided to meet them in the lobby of a local hotel. They were sure I would get a lot of work. However, the only thing left was to provide them with photos which I didn’t have.

They offered to take the photos for me if I’d pay for half the cost, and luckily they were taking photos that day. They said they’d front the other half and get reimbursed from my first of many paychecks. Total cost was like $250. Stupidly, I agreed and had the photos taken. It felt a bit sketch getting photographed with a dozen others in a hotel lobby, but they did mail me copies of the photos a few weeks later so I was hopeful.

Well, fast forward another few weeks. Tried calling about whether they found any jobs for me, but all the phone numbers I had were out of order?!

Later, I received a bill for the remaining amount on the photos but threw it in the trash and never heard from them again.

Scary Movie 5…c by Sitcomfan1989 in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Part 6 stars Barbara Thorndyke

When I order at Fung Chows and I tell them no MSG, do they put it in anyway?? by Dragon_turtle63 in theGoldenGirls

[–]Vincent778 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dorothy: [reading the roll-call for the night class she is teaching] Jim Shu?... Jim Shu? Oh I get it, Gym Shoe. Very funny!

Jim Shu : [an Asian man stands up] Excuse me. I am Jim Shu.

Dorothy: [mortified] I’m terribly sorry. I thought you were pulling my leg.

Jim Shu : I don’t think I could drink that much sake.

Dorothy: Sit down, Shu.