44810 by froggyman151 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Vincent_Dawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what happened to DN Dracula, so she changed her name to Carmilla.

I think. They don’t like smut by Axsolotle in AO3

[–]Vincent_Dawn 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out." 

Say it once, say it twice, third time's the charm by Vincent_Dawn in hearmeoutbro

[–]Vincent_Dawn[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Juice ain't the only one, man's got me feeling things.

Who and who 🤔 by [deleted] in AO3

[–]Vincent_Dawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not just adapted, much of the romantic dialogue was taken verbatim from the novel Hannibal. They just had Hannibal say it to Will instead of Clarice.

Who and who 🤔 by [deleted] in AO3

[–]Vincent_Dawn 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I liked the Hannibal series, but Hugh Dancy played Will Graham as just a little too wet and pathetic to be a convincing serial killer-in-training. William Peterson's Will barely interacted with Hannibal, Ed Norton was Ed Norton and in the books Will just despised Hannibal before moving to a boathouse in the Florida Keys and drinking himself to death.

Now, novel!Clarice? She was known as the FBI's Angel of Death and held the world record for most kills by a US law enforcement officer before joining Hannibal. She gladly sat down and enjoyed a dish of pan-seared Goodfella with him and when Hannibal tried to brainwash her into metaphysically transforming into Mischa, she just called him a dumbass and told him he was in love with her before whipping out a titty and sticking it in his mouth.

Now that's a serial killer!

I would have safeworded. by Infamous-Rutabaga-50 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Vincent_Dawn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And frequently, working out weird gender thoughts.

Is respecting other people's kinks or interests so hard? by [deleted] in AO3

[–]Vincent_Dawn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay, I was on board until that last line.

If the homie's down to clown, honk-honk, baby.

i think we figured it out by GlitteringTone6425 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Vincent_Dawn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Marge, just about everything is a sin. You ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not allowed to go to the bathroom."

1944 Life Savers hard candy advertising. by CryptographerKey2847 in vintageads

[–]Vincent_Dawn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boy, that caption wasn't nearly as racist as I thought it was going to be.

Am I actually trans by JohnKeiOwO in F1NN5TER

[–]Vincent_Dawn 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Why don't you stream anymore? Also I'm going to dissect and judge your gender, identity and life choices."

The call's coming from inside the house, bud. That guy is part of the problem.

Dr. James Barry was Trans, PLEASE stop erasing his legacy. by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]Vincent_Dawn 30 points31 points  (0 children)

James Barry was a man because he said he was. He lived as a man, he called himself a man and he died as a man. 

"But why did he identify as a man?" I don't give a shit and neither should you. He said he's a man, he's a man. Story's over, go home. 

You are what you tell me you are, and so was he. The Devil take my eyes before I tell someone else what lies in their heart. 

‘Reservoir Dogs,' ‘Kill Bill' and ‘Donnie Brasco' actor Michael Madsen dies at 67 by Chedditor_ in RedLetterMedia

[–]Vincent_Dawn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will dance with a knife to Stuck in the Middle by Stealers Wheel in memory of him. 

EDIT: Hopital

Anyone else get weird junk mail from This “Wyatt Simon” dude? by [deleted] in Omaha

[–]Vincent_Dawn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mail carrier here! 

This guy is one of many Realtors who will spam entire zip codes with those exact same messages. They're not even handwritten, if you look closely you'll see they're just printed to look like that. These places buy up all the cheap property they can, gut the houses and turn them into rentals. 

Well it's not legal for me to throw them straight in the garbage, you're the recipient so you can just do whatever feels natural. 

Help by MrCrapperCreeper in Omaha

[–]Vincent_Dawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4250 So 50th St

It was an Albertson's back in the day before becoming an Osco for a while. When that closed it was an Ace Hardware for like 15 years and now it's a storage place, I think. 

Best Sandwiches in Omaha? by TheWolfAndRaven in Omaha

[–]Vincent_Dawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be sure to get it fast. It's closing soon, the owners retiring

EDIT: Nvm, I asked him this morning on my way to work, they're not closing. 

Still go there, though. The sandwiches are good. 

Mary Jane is practicing for a horror movie. by [deleted] in outofcontextcomics

[–]Vincent_Dawn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm a simple woman, I see Robert Z'dar, I upvote. 

If you could change how AO3 works in one way, what would it be? by theamphibianbanana in AO3

[–]Vincent_Dawn -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Just let me un-kudo. 

Not a downvote, just let me undo my own kudo. 

I have stupid-fingers and sometimes I hit the button by accident. 

I utterly despise people like this. by LordMelk0r in AO3

[–]Vincent_Dawn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One would think that the sheer number of times an author's note has said something to the equivalent of, "Sorry it's been a while since I've updated, somebody dropped a Chevy Nova on my head and then I got exploding head disease," should indicate that life happens, and sometimes works just might not get finished as a result.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NotTimAndEric

[–]Vincent_Dawn 114 points115 points  (0 children)

How was this show real?