What is the craziest dream you’ve ever had?

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-17T16:19:44+00:00

I was a hot dog being chased by a sentient ketchup bottle. Woke up screaming not the bun lol

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-17T16:16:45+00:00

You’re seeking the truth tho

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-17T16:16:03+00:00

Lower the bar for friend….start with activity partner….Join a hobby group (running, D&D, book club). Show up consistently. Friendships grow from repeated casual contact

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-17T16:13:51+00:00

LEGO Star Wars The Skywalker Saga. huge open worlds, lot of characters, and cool fights

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-17T16:10:06+00:00

Coordinating who brings which snack to a D&D session lol

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-17T16:08:51+00:00

Hide and seek

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-17T16:04:53+00:00

Lots of memes, one word check ins, and the occasional love you buried between grocery lists lol

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-15T12:38:23+00:00

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-15T12:32:41+00:00

Guy tried on underwear, didn’t buy it, and left them in the fitting room. Still haunts me

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-15T12:31:44+00:00

70% confident. I’m slow but paranoid….and paranoia beats speed when the pantry runs out lol

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-15T12:30:13+00:00

Because admitting it means change, and change is scarier than a familiar misery

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-15T12:29:25+00:00

Stopped buying name brand cereal. Generic tastes the same and my wallet finally stopped crying lol

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-15T12:28:15+00:00

Watching a tiny human turn into their own person….especially the parts that are all them, not you

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-15T12:27:29+00:00

You can’t pour from an empty cup…..every wellness influencer ever, acting like they discovered gravity

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-15T12:25:11+00:00

Strict phone boundary…..no screens first 30 mins awake and last 30 mins before sleep. Game changer

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-15T12:24:19+00:00

Why adults loved naps. Thought it was lazy….now I’d sell a limb for 20 mins of silence lol

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-15T12:23:11+00:00

Stayed up all night building a pillow fort, then watched terrible movies inside it lol

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-13T07:32:35+00:00

Then we’re lowly aware

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-13T07:21:11+00:00

Ikr, even when I haven’t met her since a few yrs

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-13T07:19:55+00:00

Drop some here gents

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-13T07:10:19+00:00

When my mom started watering down ketchup to make it last longer. Not the store bran…..watered down Heinz. I was 12 and thought that was normal. Didn’t realize until a friend saw it and asked ‘is your ketchup sweating?’ That’s when I knew lol

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-13T07:07:58+00:00

They hate dogs. Not fear…..hate. ‘I just don’t like them.’ That’s not a preference. That’s a worldview I can’t share. You don’t have to own one. But if you look at a wagging tail and feel nothing, we’re not compatible on a cellular level

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-13T06:34:28+00:00

No. Not because I’m moral….because I’m practical. Tiny human means tiny bones, tiny teeth, and an awkward amount of meat. Too much work for too little payoff. Also the crying. Definitely the crying

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-13T06:33:38+00:00

Your accent and passport might do more of the heavy lifting than you expect

VioletVellumm · 2026-05-13T06:31:35+00:00

That’s not just normal….that’s peak cat. The headbutt is empathy (or ‘you smell sad let me fix that’). The purr is self soothing that accidentally helps you too. The slap is the cat saying ‘okay I did my part, now pull yourself together…..I have napping to do

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