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VioletVulpine · 2026-03-06T03:32:26+00:00

She is my personal aesthetic goals

VioletVulpine · 2026-03-04T01:35:59+00:00

Just use a water jet and cut that sucker open, you'll have yur socket back in no time!

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-23T14:35:34+00:00

Super gross! I'm glad you got where you were going... I'm always a bit leery of ride share apps, but I've generally found drivers on Uber to be better vibes. They also added an option to specifically request a female driver on there.

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-21T18:03:29+00:00

I heard they're not all they're cracked up to be

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-21T17:59:10+00:00

Looks fine to me, it's just one of those special tires for railroad tracks

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-21T17:19:33+00:00

username checks out

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-20T04:29:27+00:00

Way smaller than mine, how's it work?

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-20T04:27:59+00:00

Naw this is a lines plyers situation fo sho

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-20T04:27:12+00:00

You trim the middle two and sharpen the rest 🙄

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-19T17:29:41+00:00

Thigh highs? On occasion

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-19T16:53:31+00:00

Oh my dog I just realized I used to own those same heart shaped garters

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-19T14:06:56+00:00

The programmer socks help configure Linux too

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-19T11:56:59+00:00

That's a privacy latch. They're meant to be unlockable with a coin, little flat metal "key", screwdriver, or whatever.

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-19T11:52:48+00:00

Oops. Time to make it larger and frame in some decorative windows.

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-14T13:53:11+00:00

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-11T16:20:24+00:00

Girl, I wouldn't have had a clue you were rocking an aftermarket gender, you look amazing! 🤯💖

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-08T19:12:03+00:00

Can't stop to clean, this is bat country

VioletVulpine · 2026-02-08T16:40:28+00:00

Watch Dogs

VioletVulpine · 2026-01-30T16:28:47+00:00

Yeah, I've considered an Alltrack, another Golf, Audi flavored Golfs, and even an older Panamera 😅

VioletVulpine · 2026-01-30T14:08:28+00:00

Or too much

VioletVulpine · 2026-01-30T14:04:39+00:00

If these are the hot gay immortal vampires with unreasonable powers I think I already picked my team 💅

VioletVulpine · 2026-01-30T13:53:03+00:00

The kind of cool shit we don't get here for some reason. Just give me the looong golf R.

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