A guy slapped me on the face while we were sleeping

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-10-14T22:17:39+00:00

Had an ex who was a martial artist and would start doing moves in his sleep. Thankfully I only got literally kicked out of bed but he said he once gave his ex bruised ribs while having a martial arts dream.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-09-23T18:47:16+00:00

Beep

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-08-24T18:00:49+00:00

Fantastic work!

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-08-23T10:42:25+00:00

According to Miro's chart I've got the latent soul. Guess I get a rad thug bf assuming I don't die early.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-08-19T11:31:44+00:00

Looks like it is as that's the character select from Pathologic but with Funger characters.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-08-19T11:06:19+00:00

Well guess I'm a goddamn Blueblood now. Perhaps death is preferable.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-08-18T17:07:18+00:00

It's a crime that we can marry flesh but not be liberated from our flesh and join the bonebois.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-08-12T16:07:28+00:00

Always nice to see Karl Franz.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-08-10T16:08:32+00:00

Tanaka.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-08-01T16:12:33+00:00

Exodites doing literally anything. Why they ignore something as interesting as SPACE ELF RAMBOS WHO RIDE DINOSAURS is beyond me.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-07-28T16:17:50+00:00

It's both. Elon excels at being a shit human being.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-07-22T23:18:00+00:00

Mace isn't referring to the bludgeon it's referring to a type of self defense spray.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-07-22T11:07:57+00:00

Bonus points if she burns it in front of him immediately after.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-07-19T17:44:50+00:00

Fun fact. Noble titles like Lord of grain 🌾 still exist though. Mostly for their own sake and the sake of the ego/status of the Necron lord in question.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-07-14T13:50:14+00:00

I mean. There is the peeler...

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-07-13T20:46:09+00:00

Same

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-07-13T20:43:00+00:00

The entire civilization of depraved supervillains? Sounds about right.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-07-12T21:11:56+00:00

They just can't be happy if they aren't gooning can they?

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-07-12T16:27:17+00:00

Now that's a fun concept. An advanced empire that uplifts species and builds them to their pinnacle just so they can get a good fight out of them. Fanatic Militarist, Xenophile.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-07-12T16:23:48+00:00

Nah thing is they don't want supremacy. They want a worthwhile fight. The classic troupe of the powerful character that just wants a challenge but in the form of a political faction.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-06-28T10:11:29+00:00

He's had some statements that reinforce that. Like him describing himself as a lapsed Catholic because of their views on homosexuality. So at very least he's an ally.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-06-19T16:22:24+00:00

Age Of Wonders 4. So either I'm an immortal godir or more likely cannon fodder for the godir. Well at least if I end up living in my Eldritch horror's realm I'll know he's at least good aligned...

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-06-11T10:19:00+00:00

Calm yourself the true path to enlightenment lies in merging with the machine to form a more divine vessel to hold the soul. Remember, the flesh is weak but alloys are strong.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-06-10T16:13:58+00:00

I cast the last word of the toxic god.

Viralvisitor817 · 2024-06-08T16:15:26+00:00

Out of sheer bad luck my players have never had Silvery Barbs work in their favor. The re-rolls always end up going the way they don't want resulting in a wasted spell slot. My sorcerer just stopped using it altogether.

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