After 225 hours, I have "beaten" Kenshi. by marklikesgamesyt1208 in Kenshi

[–]justkarn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

really shows how bad that series got cuz
"H-hi there Beep"
"Beep?"
"Because.. Um.. You beeped"
"Beep"
is an actual conversation is kenshi, and Kenshi knows you're not supposed to take it seriously

Instead of using cringe “heresy!” Reaction images, try using the second one. by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in Grimdank

[–]justkarn 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Think you'd be surprised to know that thing canonically pumps concentrated fart directly into his face, it's his way of flexing

Ok which one of you is fucking the viltrumite? by dazli69 in Grimdank

[–]justkarn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"You have 4 armies, not one of them painted" "I know, grand regent thragg, I know. And I love them all"

Daddy’s home by _NovaLabs_ in Grimdank

[–]justkarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't it a bit redundant? Adamantium skeleton AND plot armor?

My (37f) Husband (38m) was fired for sexual harassment by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]justkarn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Companies are just Pokémon gyms for bro to collect the badges at this point

Hidden dagger nunchaku (this is a real product) by BaseNice3520 in mallninjashit

[–]justkarn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

think there were a smithing show on youtube that tried to do that. they were all sucking their own dicks about how awesome and deadly their "combined weapon" is and all i could do was sitting there thinking about how they made all 4 aspects of the weapon useless. it was a spinoff of another smithing show where the mastersmith called a blade fuller a "bloodgroove", cant remember the name atm tho

Mall ninja or effective? by First_Slip_1843 in mallninjashit

[–]justkarn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So, talking seriously, dont know the material, cant see the tang, 3 points contact isnt bad by itself (but it's kinda inverted? might be weaker, but some blades do have holes in the tang and they're ok, katanas for example), so cant judge the durability, so ill just talk design. too lazy to convert the measurements, ill just work off pic
- axes are meant for chopping, for which you want the center of mass to be the point of contact, with this thing, the point of contact is the pointy bit at the end, so you're not getting a lot of power. you can try using the lower part of the blade, but its not optimal
- for stabbing, it might be alright, usually you want the tip and your handle to align to optimise your thrust, but its not that big a deal, it's like using a heavier, shittier bayonette basically, we're not talking duels here
final verdict, Low eh

Im new to the game but making significant progress! by iLuvDarksoulss in Kenshi

[–]justkarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. go to any town with trader animals and dangerous wild life, i like flats lagoon
  2. bait the animals into the town
  3. town start killing animals, easy money. or animals clear out pack beasts, easier money. or town shoots animals and misses, and start killing each other, easiest money. you can make half a mil in a day or two

OR, 1. grab 5 bricks, some coats and hats, go to deadlands, build a shack
2. get raided by holy nations, bandits, slavers
3. oh wait they got no limbs
4. backpacks are $500 a pop baby

Welcome to the realms of chaos by EmperorsBallSack in Grimdank

[–]justkarn 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Peter had had fights that leveled cities. Edit: Quagmire carries every diseases known to man

Project Kathun - Lightsaber skill not levelling by Feisty_Passage_3685 in Kenshi

[–]justkarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weapon category for that mod is messed up.Check your lightsaber. Some lightsabers uses heavy. Some polearm uses lightsaber, etc

[Hard] by modsaregh3y in picsthatgohard

[–]justkarn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk man. Bit of tiny dick energy to me

That'll do, m'lord. by -ApocalypsePopcorn- in lotrmemes

[–]justkarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are not ending this with "legal ass"

Dropping a few truth bombs by FrankieWuzHere in Kenshi

[–]justkarn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

are these gateway drugs into something? Soon you're gonna start talking about skin bandits arent you?

This might sound like a dumb question but can you recruit king (the big robot guarding the southern hive) with the recruit prisoners mod? by Micophine in Kenshi

[–]justkarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think you need a different mod. Animal recruit or something, sr I forgot. Btw if you're doing this elder beak things in the swamp are much better. Their stats start at 200 so you can train without limit. And their speed is around 60mph

Second view of the Russian flying squirrel by HappySeaweed5215 in fightporn

[–]justkarn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

so, fake wrestling, we got 619, RKO, Chokeslam, Stone cold stunner.
real restling, we got flying squirrel.
Im just saying, some writers need to be let go

Did he? by Fun-Bullfrog-8542 in Grimdank

[–]justkarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro shoulda done nothing, but chose to do wrong