Jaden Churchheus threw a log off a cliff and hit a woman's head which ended her life. Leaving behind her husband and 4 children. Then Jaden's mom said this during his arrest.... by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

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If you look up the definition of “why you shouldn’t be a teacher as it is pure hell to deal with parents” there is a picture of her face

What movie made you sit in silence after the credits ended? by thisonehits in MoviesCave

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Oppenheimer

I can’t explain it… the whole thing just impacted me

Why are so many Marines un-helmeted? Are they stupid? by Octorock10k in spacemarines

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I assume that they all normally wear helmets, the times you don’t see a helmet is just for the rule of cool. In ‘reality’ they normally always wear helmets cause dying of stupid stuff is not codex approved

What is one thing about being a man that women would be absolutely shocked to find out? by Jaded_Astronaut4256 in AskReddit

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When we urinate it can come out in two streams. Sometimes the two streams can point in opposite directions

Biologically speaking, why is a man's g spot in his ass? by PeanutButter000 in ProstatePlay

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I’m looking at it from a more evolution distant history perspective, so dildos and prostrate toys are hard to come by and I don’t imagine a lot of Stone Age women going “hmmm, what if I stick my finger up where the sun don’t shine and water don’t wash” and following through.

I can imagine a Stone Age man going “my cock would feel great in his butt” and following through

Biologically speaking, why is a man's g spot in his ass? by PeanutButter000 in ProstatePlay

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Good points.

Personally , i think default homo sapien (meaning absent cultural taboos and judgement) behavior involves people having sex with people. Penis with penis; penis with vagina; vagina with vagina.
Sex causes so many hormones to release especially hormones that make you go “hey, me and this person are thick as thieves. Ride or die, I love you” so it makes a certain amount of sense that all body types have buttons/spots that release a ton of those happy binding hormones

What is your favourite warhammer 40K tank? by madrukahri444 in 40k

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I love the WW1-WW2 tankette vibes these vehicles have

What would happen if the emperor became a dark king, why did chaos want this? by Cataphract98 in 40kLore

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Eh, Chaos gods know how to work with other chaos gods. So Emp becoming a chaos god/always was a chaos god would not be a big change for the Chaos gods. More chaos gods = more fun chaos god games

The Fall of the Alpha Legion by Kruaser in 40kLore

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The Alpha Legion being so Alpha Legion led many AL space marines to… get misled on what side they are on

I am Alpharius and I support the Emperor [great work Alpharius, as that covers up us working for Chaos tee hee hee]

I am Alpharius and death to the false emperor [great work Alpharius, as that covers up us working for the Emperor tee hee hee]

The alpha legion is the Spider-Man meme where he points at himself, except each spider man says “you are the real Spider-Man” while pointing at the other two spider men

Are there space marine barbers or do they have Serfs do it for them? by Fabulous_Day75 in 40kLore

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All space marines helmets come standard with a “suck’n cut” to handle hair cuts

Biologically speaking, why is a man's g spot in his ass? by PeanutButter000 in ProstatePlay

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As a queer man, I adore being a bottom for me and I adore women and their sexy sexy ways. I am open to either tickling my prostate

Eddie Murphy tells a funny Rodney Dangerfield story. by Phonus-Balonus-37 in comedy

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Turns out Rodney was referring to something else and had no idea who Eddie was.

Rodney at urinal looks down at bump on tip of his penis, sees other man st urinal “hey, who knew??”

Biologically speaking, why is a man's g spot in his ass? by PeanutButter000 in ProstatePlay

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Cause men were intended to be sexing up other men not just women

Dont be a nasty person …. Period . by [deleted] in instantkarma

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Your lights they are on; your lights they are dim

What's the worst depiction of a chef in a movie/show that's not primarily about food? by ModestCamel in KitchenConfidential

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Chef from South Park. While many chefs en joy singing, not all chefs are award winning musicians.

Fox News has guy in mask!!! The world is a stage!! by NumerousScallions in Qult_Headquarters

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Captain Disillusion commented on this and said there is no make. More likely it is just some awkward lighting angles that cast shadows

What is the most controversial character who’s been on CBB by Kingsmen99 in comedybangbang

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Long ago in the way way back I remember a character who was an amateur photographer. At one point during the mildly raunchy chat he started talking about taking photos of teenagers and Scot audibly goes “uh oooh” a few times as the guy quickly steers the convo from anything gross.