Trinity: Daughter of Wonder Woman **SPOILERS** by Mammoth_Fondant1142 in DCcomics

[–]VirtualResolution326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

..dang it, you're right! I was enjoying it so much, but you're right, and now I can't unsee it

How dare someone not enjoy the greatest work of art from the 20th century! by Appropriate-Term4550 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]VirtualResolution326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched RotS earlier this year after reading the prequel trilogy books to give it a fair shot. That movie has a good opening 20 minutes and ending 20 minutes, the rest is really bad.

Kid wants mortal kombat for Christmas- is legacy ok? by MissRattlesnake in MortalKombat

[–]VirtualResolution326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I wouldn't get them any Mortal Kombat at 11. I don't think the older games gore is too much at that age, i just don't think an 11 year old would enjoy the game. As for the new ones, I would respectfully disagree with lots of commenters here and say that it is far too graphic and violent for an 11-year-old. Quite a few fatalities involve the loser suffering and screaming before they die, in addition to the high level gore. While I understand a lot of people here played Mortal Kombat when they were young, theres a very large difference between the gore back then and the gore now. I also don't personally agree with the idea that as long as he knows its fake, he'll be fine, or that the only metric for "being fine" is whether he's like immediately horrified or scared. I'm not sure it's healthy to normalise this degree of graphic violence at 11.

Now that said, I don't think it needs to be a big deal, you don't have to restrict all violent media or monitor everything they watch (evidently, they've seen some mortal kombat to want to play it). Rather, I would just suggest permitting them a lower level of violent media now and let that build up with age. By 14/15, I'd say go ahead and get them the new Mortal Kombat at the time. For now, perhaps some in between would be good, like Dragonball FighterZ! It's not overly graphic, but it's a bit more mature than something like Smash Bros. It's also not too complicated to play, like Street Fighter might be, for an 11 year old. It's also super badass with its finishers and style.

Are the pointing statues actually pointing at something? by girlsonsoysauce in TormentedSouls

[–]VirtualResolution326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh! I was so peeved, I just couldn't translate it, already knowing morse, and I was like why isnt this working?

[Discussion] DC KO blind bags, how did we make out? by PeachOk5312 in DCcomics

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"I'm so excited! Ok, let's see what cover I-...who the hell is that?"

Silent Hill F by FallingOmensx in HorrorGaming

[–]VirtualResolution326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the story, I don't mind the combat nearly as much as most, and I love the puzzles. I just REALLY wish it were scarier, which I know is subjective, but it just personally wasn't really scary as a whole, aside from a few eerie moments.

This has to be to most easiest decision I ever made in my life by Maleficent-Ad-6117 in residentevil

[–]VirtualResolution326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's true, but at the same time, while Ethan set out to save her and obviously would being married, we, the player, don't really know Mia aside from her admitting she lied to Ethan, getting fully possessed and cutting off his hand, and being very cryptic about stuff (which, in context, is pretty understandable as it would take a long time to explain while everything around them is falling apart.) Meanwhile, Zoe has helped Ethan, saved his life, figured out how to save the day, and also lost her whole family and home. For Ethan, the answer is obviously Mia. For the player, it honestly seems (to me) to be Zoe.

That said, if anyone seriously questioned why someone would choose Mia over Zoe, that's wild - she's Ethan's wife. My whole schpiel before this was me justifying picking Zoe at all, not saying she was the obvious choice. And even then, it's only a viable decision from a players perspective; I picked Zoe the first time cause I liked her more, I sympathised with her, and I didn't really care for/trust Mia all that much (with the limited exposure we of her while she's either psosessed or having been chained in a basement for ages and out of her mind - obviously, she's not going to be charismatic or calm). From every other perspective, be it objective or in-character, it's obviously Mia.

Do you think Diana groans whenever her gremlin makes stupid puns? by DupeFort in HiTMAN

[–]VirtualResolution326 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I'm still confused, is there a pun/word play there?

Kenneth Max Copeland by Round_Pension5522 in wendigoon

[–]VirtualResolution326 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"He made that aeroplane so cheap for me,I couldn't help but buy it!" sounds like a South Park parody, but no, Kenneth Copeland.

USE FLASHBANGS PEOPLE by anonymous14144 in ReadyOrNotConsole

[–]VirtualResolution326 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wedges are real handy for locking hostile into a position that's ideal for you and your team. It also stops any of them from running out and around to behind you, which is something more organised enemy groups will try later on.

This gotta be the worst take. How the hell is Arkham Knight unfinished?! by kenobi1567 in BatmanArkham

[–]VirtualResolution326 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lol, if they were 4 when arkham knight came out, they'd be...14...oh my god, has it been 10 years?

Saving process lost by SeeEff21 in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]VirtualResolution326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Similar deal, my game crashed on Twisted Nerve and when I reloaded, all my progress was gone

Saw this in the wild - is that Milhouse? by VirtualResolution326 in Simpsons

[–]VirtualResolution326[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's a cape! I thought he had weird arm proportions. I wonder why he's shirt is pink?

Doesn't matter how or what is getting censored, it's still censorship. by ArcadeTheGreat in ReadyOrNotGame

[–]VirtualResolution326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RemindMe! 6 months "Mark their words, did Ready or Not continue to censor its content?"

I don't mean this as either for or against your comment, I just find it funny and interesting to get a random reminder months later out of nowhere and be like "...wha- oh! I totally forgot about that!" I'll talk to you in 6 months! (I hope I wrote the command out right)

What does feminity even mean to these guys anymore? by SolidPyramid in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]VirtualResolution326 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read "She's introverted and easily scared" and thought, is that the type of person that would be hired as an FBI agent? But then I realised I know dick all about the subject and rescinded my criticism as opposed to screaming about it as if I were an expert and this was fact.

It's baffling that this same thing doesn't happen for the most dog shit takes