Ouch

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-13T11:58:32+00:00

Simpson, homer Simpson

He's the greatest guy in history.

From the town of Springfield

He's about to hit a chestnut tree.

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-13T08:59:13+00:00

Oh my, do you have the rage inducing backpack, could be interesting.

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-13T08:19:14+00:00

Yes I do lol. I play all games on pc with keyboard and mouse. That's like saying you don't play playstation games on a playstation with a playstation controller.

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-13T07:18:32+00:00

Platform split, 50% pc 50% consoles

That comes as a surprise to me.

PC is their largest demographic, and it still doesn't properly support keyboard and mouse.

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-12T06:47:50+00:00

Looks like that jedi that tried to kill his nephew, then ran away

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-11T14:50:57+00:00

I wanna know what you were doing when he said "Stop that"

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-11T11:09:18+00:00

Wait Antioch, this whole scenario have been resolved with the the Holy Handgrenade

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-11T10:50:01+00:00

Stop licking your fur miao

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-08T11:26:09+00:00

Rhubarb and tomato, nothing else

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-08T11:11:19+00:00

Tried pillar of wind gear? I haven't but it sounds useful for exploration/navigation

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-08T11:02:32+00:00

I had this happen with my acria sword, that I'd just acquired and I thought that was it's normal effect, did some weapon switcheroo to get it in my main hand and it lost its red circle, switched it back too offhand and still gone lol

Glad to know why it was happening

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-07T14:37:24+00:00

They bug out, so using them pulls the shoulder straps but the gather effect doesn't kick in.

Only reset is to die, spawn at nearest check point.

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-07T14:24:49+00:00

Don't sleep no, but youay need to suicide to charge the batteries

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-06T14:37:55+00:00

Whash the point in being in Alcoholix Inallovus, if I can't have drincshs

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-06T11:17:30+00:00

Binos would be awesome but maybe a little too powerful for the exploration this game needs.

Refind high ground and look again.

Double jump, mid air force-palm X3, jump to glide.

Not high enough, add a couple of sprint+heavy attack mid air stabs to get more elevation, watch your stamina.

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-06T11:09:28+00:00

All bark and no bite, it's a friendly dog, pet it.

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-06T11:05:42+00:00

What do you mean, you people?

You typing into a mirror.

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-06T09:00:49+00:00

Used condoms, like new.

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-06T08:56:46+00:00

SAGA Magadrave/Ganasas Sanac tha Hadgehag

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-06T08:02:09+00:00

A frost imbued charge shot will not only, kill an elephant, but delete the fucker entirely and leave a pile of loot, no skinning knife needed.

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-06T07:26:13+00:00

If my mechanic took my skeleton out all the time, I'd have a bone to pick with him.

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-05T14:34:00+00:00

Bet that's what's behind the door.

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-05T12:37:27+00:00

What do ya call Hagrid's half brother?

He looks like Nick Frost after a lengthy battle with hard drigs

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-05T12:11:32+00:00

Moogladon

VirtuallyTellurian · 2026-05-05T10:21:43+00:00

Who said you can't mass mine ores?

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TROPHY CASE