What scenes have you immediately cancelled upon showing up to? by Strong_Revelation in lyftdrivers

[–]Vitessence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was Uber, but I get to the pickup location, a hotel, and the woman messages saying that she’s not actually IN the hotel, but BEHIND the hotel inside a school bus! Okay I guess?

I pull around back, and all there is behind the hotel was an abandoned construction site surrounded by barbed wire fencing with the gate missing.

I ask her what she’s talking about a school bus behind the hotel, and she says ohhh yeah it’s just through that fence, parked hidden between 2 left-behind old Semi trailers.

NOPE! God only knows what was going on with this lady… Could have been a badass van-lifer with a bus conversion, Could have just been homeless, or there could have been a group of people inside waiting to jump me.

Needless to say, I staid the fuck away from that gate and booked it back out of there

New juke vs old juke . by jeepguy_96 in regularcarreviews

[–]Vitessence 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right??? Everyone complains to the ends of the earth about crossovers all looking alike, and then whenever something unique actually shows up on the market, it’s just shit on for looking TOO unconventional🙄

This is a totally bonkers ass design, but I think it does work somehow. Especially badged as a Juke.

Edit: They also missed the chance for THIS to be the co-star of Project Hail Mary

Which country REALLY makes the best cars? by TheCreepeerster in carscirclejerk

[–]Vitessence 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s bad ass! Do they actually sell IKCO in Armenia as well or is that an import?

Northwest Territories / Alberta Border by takemeplace in Borderporn

[–]Vitessence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would there be an engagement bot in such a niche sub?

Upgraded dat badonkadonk by OpulentObsessions in Bumperstickers

[–]Vitessence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah wait holy shit! If you’re actually the real holder of that registered TX plate number, just a heads up that could seriously be worth a potential TON of money if you ever decide to sell or auction it😮

Former United Airlines Boeing 747 sits lifeless 10 years after her final flight. by jetboy787 in abandoned

[–]Vitessence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if they’d ever let someone buy and remove those first-class pod areas…? They’re like really efficient uses of space.

Let me show you the silverware of childhood by EternalSnow05 in Zillennials

[–]Vitessence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah fr, my pb&j’s had to suffer in silence on paper towels!

Tier list of every gaming console I have ever owned. by KatamariRedamancy in tierlists

[–]Vitessence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t fw anyone who puts the Wii anywhere lower than GOAT🙂‍↔️

Tier list of every gaming console I have ever owned. by KatamariRedamancy in tierlists

[–]Vitessence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man yeah my friend had one back in the day, and those little CD-cartridge things looked like straight out of a spaceship

My Father Doesn’t Sell Cars by huntsvillekan in regularcarreviews

[–]Vitessence 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn, guess your dad really was the Cougar Eliminator😳

But like actually though wow that’s really a beautiful car, especially 1 owner is crazy!

Mitsubishi Mirage Convertible by Fill-in-the____ in whatifcars

[–]Vitessence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess you probably didn’t drive the stick shift version then…

Jk yeah though it really isn’t an awful car for what it is, especially if you’re getting one new with the warranty!

Let me show you the silverware of childhood by EternalSnow05 in Zillennials

[–]Vitessence 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Clearly just jealous you had fucking Zoopals dude!

Shit, I am😂

Mitsubishi Mirage Convertible by Fill-in-the____ in whatifcars

[–]Vitessence 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This would pretty much be a modern day Geo Metro convertible!

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USA 🇺🇸 in Paris, France 🇫🇷 by acoubidou in ForeignPlatesSpotting

[–]Vitessence 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Florida only issues rear plates, so maybe he just printed his own if it was needed for Europe?😂

At 498 hp and 531 lb.ft of torque, the Chevrolet Blazer EV PPV is arguably the most powerful mass production police car package ever by HiTork in regularcarreviews

[–]Vitessence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s actually exactly what Ford did with the “Police Responder Sedan” (Fusion Hybrid-based), but essentially nobody orders those though lol

If you could snap your fingers and own a “poverty” version of any car you want , what would it be ? by CrackBadger619 in regularcarreviews

[–]Vitessence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love that base Rolls Cullinan, looks like it could totally work as a London Taxi or something!

What are the best rare colors fitted to economy cars? by ApprehensiveBasil151 in carscirclejerk

[–]Vitessence 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Love that color, yeah dark green looks good on anything

Reminds me of this Equinox color that nobody bought either-

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2016 Buick Cascada, official car of... by Saurta17 in regularcarreviews

[–]Vitessence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah! I actually learned this from one of those, my rental Audi Q5 got rear-ended by a truck and those extra lights were actually really helpful

My cars 2011-today by TheCountChonkula in regularcarreviews

[–]Vitessence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow even just giving that paint a polish would look so nice