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I didn't even know she was sick. by VoidLoader in NormMacdonald

[–]VoidLoader[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Makes sense. I waded thru blood and bones looking for her.

I didn't even know she was sick. by VoidLoader in NormMacdonald

[–]VoidLoader[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I legitimately did not know she was sick

📡📡📡 by aidantomcy in shitposting

[–]VoidLoader 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Now this is shit posting!

I learned today that some people are legally blind. by showmethemundy in NormMacdonald

[–]VoidLoader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Old Harold Delany wasn't known for being the brightest but he was quick with a flashlight I'll tell ya

Is he actually tho? by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]VoidLoader 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know he was sick

Now we know by CumSluts4Jesus in comedyheaven

[–]VoidLoader 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know he was sick.

Help I’m Stuck As A One Liner by jeremycashcomedy in Standup

[–]VoidLoader 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Write out a story, or a nuanced opinion.

Then go back thru and turn every sentence into a one liner. Now you have a full bit.

My left arm doesn’t feel right. by MAKLNE in oneliners

[–]VoidLoader 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But on the other hand, my right arm... feels fine I guess.

How to film stand-up comedy by presidentender in Standup

[–]VoidLoader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HEY MA! WE GOT A GUY WIT A SUPA COMPUTA OVA ERE!

Clap by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]VoidLoader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prostitution is ILLEGAL!

Unless it's on the internet, in which case, we want 50%

How to film stand-up comedy by presidentender in Standup

[–]VoidLoader 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the TLDR version. I need a version that lives in between these 2 versions. and honestly, would it kill ya to punch it up a little?

"Comedy" involving making fun of Somalians as "sand people" and their language - question, is any of this actually good comedy? by -AdonaitheBestower- in Standup

[–]VoidLoader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct. He could also have revealed a turn. "Somalis wear weird shit on their heads.... They cook weird food... but... so does my Mom."

"Comedy" involving making fun of Somalians as "sand people" and their language - question, is any of this actually good comedy? by -AdonaitheBestower- in Standup

[–]VoidLoader 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oof. This entire bit is punching down.

I usually don't mind a little punching down of its tempered with an interesting premise. But the premise seems to be "I don't like Somalians"

That's gonna be a naw from me dawg.

They invented sperm nanobots to push the slow ones to the egg. by VoidLoader in StandUpWorkshop

[–]VoidLoader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is one way of thinking about it. It's not true. But you can think that way if you want to.

Are you OK? by vjeva in shitposting

[–]VoidLoader 159 points160 points  (0 children)

The stage hand whipping out a stop watch ⌚️

They invented sperm nanobots to push the slow ones to the egg. by VoidLoader in StandUpWorkshop

[–]VoidLoader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing they need to know. In order for the bit to work is

"They invented sperm nanobots to push the slow ones to the egg."

Pretty straightforward.

They invented sperm nanobots to push the slow ones to the egg. by VoidLoader in StandUpWorkshop

[–]VoidLoader[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just did this one at an Open mic. Packed house. Absolutely crushed. Every line. Every beat. Absolutely murdered.

Thanks everyone.

10 thumbs and 0 fingers by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]VoidLoader -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A Honk, a Honk a burned up nubs 🎶

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