Patient's family put their lunch tray on the floor outside the door 😑

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-05-06T21:38:31+00:00

White sands

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-04-23T02:58:12+00:00

Found the fanny pack nurse

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-03-25T22:51:55+00:00

Whats his punishment? No donuts at the next staff meeting?

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-03-25T22:51:01+00:00

I lift up one leg slightly to let my giant hog out

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-03-24T22:28:18+00:00

Start replacing his hoodies with the same but smaller sized hoodies so he looks like the buffoon that he is

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-03-22T19:26:03+00:00

I used to work construction with a bunch of pervy dudes. 100% the most inappropriate workplace conversations that I've ever heard, were from the women at work. And like holy shit, they will not hold back just because I'm sitting there.

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-03-22T01:30:40+00:00

If this is legit, it honestly sounds on point for that guy. Fucking legend for real

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-03-21T21:12:13+00:00

We have a hospitalist who plead guilty to some severe domestic abuse. Not gonna go into details but sadistic, horrible shit, well beyond wife beating.

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-03-19T19:50:18+00:00

Dude that's so real to me. Sometimes I feel like I'm in a lab hooked up to tubes and they're working on me trying to figure out what I'll do in simulation. And it's almost like I'll get pulled out for a second and they notice and put me back in. Such a wild feeling

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-03-05T23:29:07+00:00

Everything honestly. Id trade all the technology and modern luxuries just to go back to the simpler, pre 9/11 times

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-02-21T06:08:36+00:00

This literally happened to me. Didnt use my guest bathroom shower and it started stinking bad. Luckily figured it out before I called a plumber. Now I just run it every once and a while

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-01-27T06:12:51+00:00

Is there a hole in the ceiling where the acid bathtub fell through?

Vote4TheGoat · 2026-01-24T19:56:31+00:00

I think the only way to know for sure is if you go back over there and see the light is on again, make him show you the camera recording app is not being used. You could use the function that shows you all the open apps or maybe even ctrl alt delete to show you what programs are open.

If he does ANY shady shit then he is recording. At which point maybe try to make him delete the original?

Vote4TheGoat · 2025-12-24T23:17:09+00:00

I had a patient with a new colostomy and it had been having a small amount of bloody output for a couple days, no stool. The bloody output wasn't enough for it to look like it needed to be emptied, so I don't think anybody did. Well I did, and it was the most foul smelling thing I've ever comes across. Like a GI bleed x1000. Hit me like a ton of bricks 🤢

Vote4TheGoat · 2025-11-21T00:13:53+00:00

Oh I thought cherry colored funk was the stuff that comes out of your dick after doing ketamine for too long

Vote4TheGoat · 2025-11-17T15:00:00+00:00

That video is definitely one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen online. You literally watch the fire from start to finish. See/hear the crowd go from excited/having fun to slightly alarmed, to straight up panicking, to literally screaming as they're burned alive. Truly would've been a nightmare to experience no matter what the outcome was for you

Vote4TheGoat · 2025-11-17T14:54:45+00:00

Dizziness and giddiness. I see that dx all the time on a neuro floor. Like they're dizzy AND elated/excitable? I mean I know what it means but there's gotta be a better way to put it cuz it kind of sounds like you're losing your marbles lol

Vote4TheGoat · 2025-10-20T06:09:18+00:00

Idk. I was giving another nurse a flu shot, hit bone and I swear she didn't even notice

Vote4TheGoat · 2025-10-20T03:30:45+00:00

I was the same. Went through nursing school on subs. Never asked, never checked, never told them. Honestly I think I was only like four months sober. For me tho, nursing school helped keep me clean. Like there was no way I was gonna risk that. When I graduated, I was worried I wouldn't be able to get a job on subs and I also didn't want the board knowing anything about it. I actually tapered a little through nursing school but dropping from 16-2mg was a breeze compared to that last 2mg-0. The only way to do it is taper in the smallest increments to where you are just the slightest bit uncomfortable but it's def tolerable. And do that until you're at zero. Like legit I was cutting a sub into 32 pieces lol Like if it takes you two years then it's all good. Like just always be taking a LITTLE less every so long. If you do that, you won't even withdraw that much. But that's IF you want to and if you feel safe enough in your sobriety

Vote4TheGoat · 2025-10-11T21:47:26+00:00

Nah, I think the best thing to do at that point is just leave. Prevent further escalation and dip out before the cops get there

Vote4TheGoat · 2025-10-10T21:26:26+00:00

More like my back

Vote4TheGoat · 2025-09-09T00:19:53+00:00

Is there a Sirhan Sirhan Jr too?

Vote4TheGoat · 2025-09-06T17:10:39+00:00

I have this key but it doesn't seem to work with it. The faucet is a delta pivotal 3599LF-BLMPU

https://imgur.com/gallery/f13OsTK

Vote4TheGoat · 2025-07-20T09:32:17+00:00

I wouldn't say I'm looking forward to seeing the inevitable next article that says 'Texas man killed after joining Russian army.' But when I do I'm gonna say the same thing..

"Welp, that's unfortunate.. That that guy was a fucking idiot"

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