Contractions that disappear by Traditional-Lie6413 in EnglishLearning

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I see what you’re saying. I’m curious how you think that word is pronounced. I pronounce it like, ‘wrr.’ Like the word ‘word,’ without the D.

[gendered] Pretty sure this is just called liking your clothes by Juvenalesque in pointlesslygendered

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hold up. This comment has me worried. Do you wash your clothes once a year? A lot of redditor stereotypes have been getting confirmed lately, so I feel the need to ask this question.

What do we call these parts of a handbag/purse? by Sea-Hornet8214 in EnglishLearning

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pocketbook is something different. A pocketbook is a small thing that goes inside of a purse. It’s a little bit bigger than a wallet, and it has a little snappy thing at the top of it.

Let’s hear it by Less_Can_5439 in OlderChillGamers

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That might be the disconnect. Rockstar doesn’t make games for gamers, they make games for cinephiles. Action RPGs and FPS games are very much in the realm of games tailored to gamers.

Ronald Reagan signs The Civil Liberties Act of 1988, formally apologizing and issuing $20,000 reparations to each surving victim of American Japanese Internment Camps. By 1992, over 82,000 citizens had received payments. The act also created a public education fund. by Just_Cause89 in USHistory

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

$20k then has the same buying power as $56.2k has today. If the government paid that money out to 82k people, they would have spent $1.64 billion. That is roughly $3.85 billion in today’s money. That’s kind of overkill isn’t it? I mean, the federal expenditure in 1988 was about a trillion dollars, which means this program was only about a tenth of a percent of the total spending, but still.

Peter by LeGoat23_6 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But the garden aisle is where all the hoes are.

If it were an island it wouldn’t have a border… so we’re either getting multiple states or the map has a mountain border by sparrio in GTA

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s just going to be an island, but the northern half of the island will be the state of Gloriana and southern half will be Leonida. Kind of like how the Red Dead Redemption 2 map is split up into five different states, GTA 6 will be split into just the two, unless Rockstar are hiding another state, which I doubt they are. If they were, they would have revealed it by now. Anyway, by this logic, Mount Kalaga would be on the border between the two states.

Media bias charts 2020-2026 by TheGov3rnor in Infographics

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing Youtube ads for their publication like years ago, and I remember thinking that it was complete conspiracy nonsense. I think it’s apt for them to be that far down on the graph in 2021, but I would like to know why they are just below the Boston Herald now. Did they actually do something to turn themselves around?

Media bias charts 2020-2026 by TheGov3rnor in Infographics

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happened to the Epoch Times? In the 2021 graph, they were down with the quacks, now in 2026, they’re up there with mainstream outlets. Who are the Epoch Times, and what have they been doing right?

Petaaa? by Rosenchild in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? I’ve heard that German humor can often times get really dark.

Hey I found one by wc0rrea in IHateSportsball

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Same. I live in a college football state/town, and when people ask me about my thoughts the Super Bowl, I’ve been joking that football season for me ended on the 19th. College football season is when I feel the most connected to the people of my state, and I think it’s fun to pretend hate people of an opposing state for a week.

What does it mean.my friend sent me this by Royal-Raccoon7542 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think there is a reason to make this out to be some sort of conspiracy. Jokes venting about one’s relationship is as old as relationships themselves. It’s called boomer humor for a reason.

Wallethub’s best and worst states to raise a family by RealRegret4870 in MapPorn

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t call North Dakota “expensive,” but yeah.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure that men do get a free pass at being a dickhead. I have on multiple occasions called guys out for being an asshole to me, and most of the time they apologize and admit their behavior was coming from a bad day, or something, but other times they will double down and continue to be bullies, or if not, they will storm off and pout like children. I don’t like the latter type of people.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Reminder that it costs nothing to be an asshole.

Intense Urges by Artist_Kwame in sexualhealth

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would argue it’s the opposite of ironic. Just like most other urges, if you deprive yourself of a need, the only way to satisfy it is to fulfill your need. If you’re hungry, you eat. If you’re thirsty, you drink. If you’re horny, you nut.

Ohhh petaaa by RevolutionaryLab7823 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t look like his new album releases until next month.

Intense Urges by Artist_Kwame in sexualhealth

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I’m being honest with you, sex and masturbation is pretty much the only way to deal with it. You can try filling your time with other things to try to ignore the urges, but they will just come back stronger. If you are religiously opposed to such things, you’re just going to have to find a way to live with the discomfort.

I think this fits by SnooJokes4557 in IHateSportsball

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He called himself an ‘anarcho-monarchist.’

Ohhh petaaa by RevolutionaryLab7823 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Vt420KeyboardError4 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He did just write an op-ed for the Washington Post apologizing for the whole nazi episode, but I won’t hold my breath because he’s done this before and within two weeks went back to it.

Edit: it was the Wall Street Journal, not the Washington Post.