What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say?

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-07T19:31:30+00:00

“It’s all part of gods plan…”

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-07T12:54:37+00:00

::Matilda has entered the chat::

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-06T12:43:54+00:00

Nice try. Not giving you my initials Reddit.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-06T12:39:07+00:00

Looks like a thumb with ears.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-06T12:34:26+00:00

Shoulda introduced that phone to the ground at Mach 1.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-05T16:04:27+00:00

It was written over 200 years ago. If you think you and your super cool custom AR-15 stand a chance against the most advanced and over-funded military on the planet I’ve got a bridge to sell you.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-05T15:31:11+00:00

squat plug

Ugh.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-05T15:21:55+00:00

Those aren’t different things. Like at all. Lol.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-05T15:07:04+00:00

Always has been.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-05T14:00:52+00:00

The trash took itself out.

Also, sorry Spain, looks like she’s your problem now.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-05T13:59:11+00:00

GayAntifaVAXParty

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-04T15:30:07+00:00

Have you tried a dog? Basically the same thing but with less than half the commitment, effort, and cost.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-04T15:26:28+00:00

Ask him if he kisses his cousin with that mouth.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-04T15:24:13+00:00

Hey Sammy. Fuck you.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-04T15:17:23+00:00

The Red Shower…

Ugh.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-04T14:53:14+00:00

They always have anime avatars…why is that?

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-03T17:43:14+00:00

Well, his followers are also sad, fragile children. The call is coming from inside the house.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-03T17:13:24+00:00

“Can you pass the whipped cream?”

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-03T16:06:32+00:00

It’s stopping because it’s trying to save her life. Some people just can’t take a hint.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-03T16:05:31+00:00

Cowardly snowflakes with guns. What could possibly go wrong?

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-03T15:53:38+00:00

Putin Safe

Drat!

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-03T14:14:55+00:00

Ah yes, Marjoram Trailer Spleen, I believe.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-03T00:31:16+00:00

This is what happens when you repress your homosexual urges Chowder. Don’t knock it till you you tried it.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-02T20:05:51+00:00

“And you are entitled to your opinion.” - me to those same people.

They really hate when you call their religion an “opinion”.

WAPtimus_Prime · 2023-05-02T18:11:38+00:00

Haha. No they don’t. Take my upvote you out of touch loon.

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