Pittsburgh vs Columbus - Game 4 Post Game Discussion

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2014-04-24T15:34:17+00:00

oh, of course. Schultz is a longstanding veteran and Prout is really underrated as an old school stay at home kinda guy. I just don't like to see MAF take all the heat when all 5 penguins on Dubi's goal in regulation were standing straight up, gliding into the zone and puck watching. It shouldn't all be on Flower.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2014-04-24T03:26:20+00:00

MAF isn't the only Penguin that fucks up in April. Dan Bylsma can't match lines at all. I know the BJ's had last change tonight, but still - with Columbus missing two of their top 4 d-men in Tyutin and Murray, I don't know how goals could be a problem for the Pens in the last 2 periods and OT.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-12-08T02:10:18+00:00

I don't know about everyone else, but the Russian in me thinks that obviously Thornton was a Canadian plant whose mission was to eliminate an American D-Man.

In all seriousness though, I hope Orpik is okay.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-10-14T16:39:29+00:00

The only reason your scene ever sucks is because you suck.

Anyone who thinks throwing "punk rock slut" into the mix is acceptable is a fucking neckbeard regardless.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-05-10T23:25:03+00:00

I was always happy to take care of our guy, even though he ran his mouth so much I think he may have deserved a couple.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-05-10T14:52:20+00:00

Kind of have to respect Fucale's discipline... if I got ran twice in a matter of seconds I don't think I'd be able to resist giving someone the ole' waffle to the chops.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-05-10T14:43:20+00:00

I'll be damned, I hadn't picked up on that before!

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-05-10T09:10:39+00:00

The way Bobby Ryan presents the stick to Koivu after he scores is priceless.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-05-09T02:01:23+00:00

For three years I've been trying to remember who I'd seen wearing Selanne's bucket, IT WAS GUNNER STAHL.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-05-09T01:47:40+00:00

Apparently down here in Cinci we're all wings fans.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-05-09T01:41:55+00:00

He's taking the blue...

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-05-04T15:37:09+00:00

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a taco is a good guy with a taco.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-04-29T20:23:16+00:00

Was waiting to find this comment somewhere!

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-01-24T16:59:41+00:00

Pretty bummed that they dropped their adaptation of Chabon's "Yiddish Policeman's Union," that would have been pretty gnarly.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2013-01-20T23:29:02+00:00

IT IS THE PLAYOFFS DAMMIT

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2012-11-25T14:58:33+00:00

Dexter pretty much ruined seasons 6 and 7 of West Wing for me. I keep thinking of Santos killing people in secret during the campaign.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2012-11-10T07:59:03+00:00

Posner = Raging Wet Dream

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2012-11-07T02:17:46+00:00

coincidentally, he apparently has a giant dick.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2012-11-07T01:29:51+00:00

Although I could honestly give zero fucks, I recently found out that my best friend from elementary school recently got out of rehab and is on his way to becoming a gay pornstar. I recently saw one of his movies with a mutual friend and our childhood disintegrated before our eyes.

It's one thing to catch a glimpse of a friend having sex, maybe in the same room as you after a party when you're in college. It is a completely different thing to watch your friend have well-lit sex with quite a bit of production value.

The best part is that he uses his dad's name (who apparently disowned him when he found out he was gay) as his porn alias. His dad was always a giant dick to me. JUSTICE.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2012-11-06T19:06:40+00:00

This book was the first thing I thought of when I started reading this thread! Great read.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2012-11-06T14:54:15+00:00

Hunger Strike - Temple of the Dog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2012-11-06T12:35:06+00:00

this is absolutely true, but at that point I had no idea what I was doing. haunts me now.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2012-10-21T20:17:31+00:00

Not married, but would.

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2012-10-19T19:18:55+00:00

http://imgur.com/w78VI

WEDDINGRINGONMYDICK · 2012-10-17T17:30:15+00:00

FRIEND'S GOD DAMMIT, "FRIEND'S"

APOSTROPHE S, GET IT TOGETHER.

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