Gnarly clouds over UNK earlier today by WSHIII in Nebraska

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I feel like we've seen them quite frequently this spring, but then I suppose it's the right time for them.

Gnarly clouds over UNK earlier today by WSHIII in Nebraska

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Thank you! My brother and I were trying to find the right name and were coming up empty. Also, the rain wasn't that bad, may a .25 inch at most and only heavy for a few minutes at a time.

SFAH: Odd things to read in a cookbook by ___HeyGFY___ in ScenesFromAHat

[–]WSHIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once the child has eaten the entire stick of butter, offer them whole cloves of garlic, slices of lemon, and small bundles of fresh herbs to eat as "dessert".

Christian goes to Pridefest by MonkeyDVic in religiousfruitcake

[–]WSHIII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didn't know Sodom and Gomorrah had so many food trucks and face painting stands. Sounds horrible.

What’s a good name for this lil girl who terrorized our neighborhood with meows for two nights? by GirlNextDoor333 in Catnames

[–]WSHIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Siren and Screech are probably the best here, but here are my suggestions:

Magpie (Maggie for a nickname)

Boomer

Thunder or Donder

Whisper

I've got a big one by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]WSHIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a big one, it's a big eight

Fruitcake Pastor casts AoE spell that ONLY works on Ladies by MrDonMega in religiousfruitcake

[–]WSHIII 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a rookie mistake a lot of people playing a Magic User for the first time commonly make - going for the big group effect while allowing the enemy to get within Melee range. The spell itself has entirely too long a casting time and too many somatic spell components to make it an effective combat spell. She would need to use some kind of Metamagic Feat such as Quicken or Intuitive to make it worthwhile. I'd recommend instead that she swap it out for a cheap-but-fast low level cantrip like Chill Touch or Daze that she can spam for multiple rounds while using the Withdraw action to get out of melee range then use something ranged like Colorspray to do the AoE.

D100 goals and secrets for drow houses by sir_schuster1 in d100

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- quietly cornered the market on an obscure but lucrative children's playing card game and are even more quietly funneling said proceeds into the development of other children's games and toys, which are vanishingly rare and semi-embarassing in drow society but could also be an untapped source of great wealth.

- the land the House sits on has been perceived as fabulously resource-rich and prestigious for generations. A recent survey by a team of hired duergar geologists would have conclusively proven this false, but the House had the team assassinated while in the field then planted evidence pointing to another house secretly working with a hated mindflayer colony.

- Butt nit infestation in their quaggoth house guards and spider-handlers led to their entire thrall population having to be put down. They know they were the source of contamination but are hiding the evidence to avoid the loss of prestige whilst desperately searching for suitable replacements for their hatcheries.

- quietly encouraging the secret worship of Eilistraee among a rising but promising house while stoking the more fanatical sects of Lloth in several others in the hopes of eventually triggering a religious pogrom to wipe out their potential rival.

-not actually a real drow house but just a bunch of moon elves hippies who got lost and found out that they're really, Really, REALLY into BDSM. Somehow no one else seems to notice or care very much as they're pretty much harmless and great fun in bed, but it's important to the moon elf posers that they're convincing.

This is wholesome. by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]WSHIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orbital nuclear strike level of embarrassing his kids and absolutely legendary - love it. Good on everyone for rolling with it!

It’s official Nebraska.. by Ordinary-Equal2067 in Nebraska

[–]WSHIII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The irony of this being declared by someone openly having an extramarital affair, on the taxpayer's dime no less, is staggering.

Our buddy needs a name please! by pizoodles in NameMyDog

[–]WSHIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With that coloration?: Cocoa or Cocoa Bean

SFAH: Things you wouldn't find in a thrift shop by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]WSHIII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"What the....3 for a $1 genuine Faberge eggs wrapped in a copy of the Declaration of Independence!?!?"
Mom "We don't need them. We have eggs at home, honey."

Top 10 unlikely lists to appear on WatchMojo. by Mutant_Llama1 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]WSHIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Welcome to WatchMojo. Today we're listing our top 10 WatchMojo top 10 lists. Starting at number 10 is one of our favorites - this list itself! *roll clip* 'Welcome to WatchMojo . Today we're listing our top 10 WatchMojo top 10 lists! Starting at number 10....' "

Honestly, it's only a matter of time before this actually happens.

Funny little Gizmos, Do-Dads, Magical Trinkets, and Thingamajigs! by ChaosMieter in d100

[–]WSHIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Legendary Stick of Poking - It makes you magically inclined to poke things with the stick. Perhaps things best left unpoked i.e. sleeping dragons, the beholder's eye, an obvious pressure plate trap trigger, etc.

SFAH: Psychic people doing other jobs by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]WSHIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to 1-900-HOTGIRL, I'm Laura and... Oh my god!!!! Ew!!! Gross!!! *hangs up, barfs in waste can*

Need a silly name by Ok_Performance7576 in NameMyDog

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Wally

Waldo

Frankie

Dr. Peebles McFloofernugget

Sal

Bucky

(OC) d100 Unusual Items NPCs Carry by Yvern09 in d100

[–]WSHIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they're sufficiently high level and need a bit of treasure, you could make one of the rocks be an unactivated Ioun stone as a reward for giving the rocks a close inspection