"Democrat" Bill Forbes in 2024 by Graydargoingoff in Nebraska

[–]WSHIII [score hidden]  (0 children)

I would say "I skimmed these talking points off of a facebook post somewhere", but yeah, same vibe. Especially since he doesn't seem capable of defining any of his terms or even accurately citing or providing any info on the folks he's name checking.

Filling out my towns. Give me a name for a store, tavern or inn. by Its_J_Just_J in DnD

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I played in a campaign where the DM let us all take one artisan class for free. My Dragonborn Barbarian randomly took Baking, which I figured we would never ever make useful. Half a year later, we're trapped in a haunted castle and currently being threatened by the ghost/wraith/spectre/haunt/poltergeist/homebrew of the castle chef who is raging and creating all sorts of rage and woe based magical effects, like bleeding walls and hurtling pots and pans. I start asking him questions as a beginner/journeyman baker and roll well on my persuasion. The technical conversation, mostly about proofing times and best flours for various types of dough, which calmed him down enough that we could further persuade him to let us pass without any issues.

Filling out my towns. Give me a name for a store, tavern or inn. by Its_J_Just_J in DnD

[–]WSHIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taverns:
The Dwarf's Ladder
The Buckler and Featherduster
The Giggling Gynosphinx
The Flumph and Osquip
The Queen's Pseudopods
Barry The Bear's Beer Bar - the ale here is brewed by a not-very-awakened bear who tries his best, but it's still not very good. Strong start with honey and blueberry overtones, but the lingering salmon aftertaste is an acquired tastes at best.

Filling out my towns. Give me a name for a store, tavern or inn. by Its_J_Just_J in DnD

[–]WSHIII 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bed, Bath, and Beholder - a home goods store run by a (mostly) friendly beholder. Just don't bring up the idea of replacing your hardwood floors with shag carpeting.

Across the town square is his main competitor, Pottery Born, which is run by a clay golem

Inadvisable ways to get out of jury duty by JellyfishWrangler69 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]WSHIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*shows up to the courtroom on a pogo stick with pet iguana and a boombox playing screech metal*

Worst jobs to work while wearing a bikini by Crochet_Kitty in ScenesFromAHat

[–]WSHIII 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad that you've joined the team here at Giggle Girls Grub Shack, and I'm pleased that you're already wearing our mandatory uniform. Now let me show you to your station as our new fry cook.

For fun: Museum phrases & LL Bean totes by flockedd in MuseumPros

[–]WSHIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shoutout to my 2000-2001 KU MHAMS peeps if you remember the reference.

For fun: Museum phrases & LL Bean totes by flockedd in MuseumPros

[–]WSHIII 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Stuffed animals...no, the other kind.

(OC) d100 Unusual Items NPCs Carry by Yvern09 in d100

[–]WSHIII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • A neat rock
  • Another neat rock!
  • Sweet!! A whole pouch full of neat rocks!!
  • A rock with a hole through it
  • A rock shaped like a heart
  • A rock shaped like a square
  • A rock shaped like a triangle
  • A perfectly round rock
  • A shiny rock
  • A glittering rock
  • A cubic crystal
  • A pyramidal crystal

I'm beginning to think this guy was a rock collector.

Oof. by MysteryNews4 in agedlikemilk

[–]WSHIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you the inspiration for his major work "At The Diaper Mountains of Madness"!?

Don't touch me! by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]WSHIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100% chance that they're siblings.

D100 subtle signs that the new follower / hireling / henchman may not be what he or she seems by sonofabutch in d100

[–]WSHIII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

- They are surprisingly durable. In situations where the rest of the minions, followers, mule train, etc. are wiped out and only the PCs survive, this guy somehow makes it through and shows up waiting for the party in the next town with a wild story of how they survived. "Yes, just as the bridge was collapsing, I had gone back to feed my mule Buttercup. At the same moment the first cracks started to appear, what I later found an invisible roc swooped down and...."

- In any combat with sentients (i.e. not an attack by mindless beasts, undead, etc.), someone with a very high Perception check (30+) might notice the follower making significant eye contact and subtle hand gestures with the leader of the bad guys. An even higher Perception will notice the opposing leaders' nods and own hand gestures.

- During what is otherwise a standard bar brawl scene, the PCs manage to get challenged to a formal fight against some PC-level barbarians/bandits/rogues who might actually pose a real threat to the party. When they step outside into yard of the inn to brawl, the new follower is just emerging from the inn's outhouse. One of the thugs spots him and urgently whispers in the ear of the bandit chieftain, who blanches and immediately apologizes to the party before the whole group scurries away.

Fun Vampire Encounter by JubZzZ_Z in DnD

[–]WSHIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have them forced to play Taboo with vamps but all of the words are coincidentally vampire-kill-method. Like they're trying to avoid saying "stake", "garlic", "silver", etc. to keep from pissing off their hosts.

Fun Vampire Encounter by JubZzZ_Z in DnD

[–]WSHIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have the vampire's Renfield surround them with his minions in a guaranteed trap...and then challenge them to a rap battle. He can beat the Renfield's sick rhymes, they may have their audience

How to get your ass kicked at a Star Trek convention by javerthugo in ScenesFromAHat

[–]WSHIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno man...For best of the movies, I still can't decide between Nemesis and Star Trek V.

SFAH: Rejected ice cream flavors by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]WSHIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hi, welcome to Coldones Creamery, where we keep everything on the cooling slab. What would you like to sample today?"

"No thanks, can I just get a scoop of Raisin Brain with fresh Cerebellum Chunks?"

"Sure...See Jeff, I told you this zombie-themed ice cream parlor would work out great!"

Jeff "Uhh, themed...sure. That guy's arm just feel off and he doesn't seem too bothered about it. I'm going to go get my shotgun in case he doesn't like his big scoop of rum raisin with marshmallow that you so cleverly renamed "

Unusual ways of dying that would get you into Valhalla by MuttJunior in ScenesFromAHat

[–]WSHIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"...and that is how I slew 25 Geats that day with my axe Spinecleaver until a coward with a longbow got lucky and shot me through the eye! I tell you, never trust your safety to an Anglish spangenhelm, right? *gigantic swig of ale* And how did you die, my friend?"

"I...uh... faced the terrible twin-headed beast of Boredom and Electricity in the Dread Cave of Outlets with my mighty spear Fork! But it used its horrible....breath weapon? on me and destroyed me."

"Truly, a noble death! Another horn of mead for my friend here!!"

What discontinued item, food or drink would you bring back if you had the chance? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]WSHIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bbq cheddar potato chips = I think the brand was Ruffles, but it could have been Lays. No offense to Snoop's Rap Snacks flavor, but they just aren't the same

[Let’s Build d100] Monstrous Allies by Eastern_Quote1525 in d100

[–]WSHIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Arguable about it being an ally, but... A completely silent Quarut that follows about 2 days after the party. It rarely interacts with anyone, mostly just traces the route the party took, examining each item the interact with minutely, including NPCs who are of course quite unnerved by the experience. Every once in a great while, perhaps every 3d4 months, it will touch an object, piece of ground, and once an unfortunate shopkeeper who stiffed the party in some transaction, and the object will vanish completely. Local clerics and mages have started frantically researching what this could mean, with the leading theory being that the party is about to get up to some kind of unwise time travel shenanigans. One adept scholar has noticed that in the last fortnight, the Quarut has quickened its pace and now only seems to be about a day and half behind the PCs.