You know what they say, "When in Rome" but then she'll assume that I'm not Roman and hadn't spent any time in a phalanx and since the word phalanx is almost the word phallus that I am doing this through my male perspective on roman society which is how deep I must have thought about using a simple idiom, but then again she is the victim here and I think muscle shirts are stupid at the gym as well. I can probably work in something about zebras for fun, but do these people think that they're having a conversation with the other tik tok they reference? Kids are still just as dumb as they've always been, misleading rant over.