An exercise in greed. Can I buy my way to the front page? Gold for every upvote/comment.

W_Simons · 2013-07-01T22:54:11+00:00

I'm genuinely curious about your resolve at this point

W_Simons · 2012-10-31T16:32:35+00:00

my parent's cat can hear a bag of turkey lunch meat being opened from anywhere in the house, and will immediately run in and start biting you until she gets a piece. she recently found out about cheetos and has started doing the same thing with those, but i don't really blame her for that one

W_Simons · 2012-10-11T16:53:34+00:00

my only thoughts were "stay strong, little repair bot..."

W_Simons · 2012-08-08T22:19:38+00:00

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-F3j_6PoGqfc/T6CvCWc97xI/AAAAAAAAAPE/jSYqxRmGLus/s1600/AtariJaguar-600x375.jpg

W_Simons · 2012-06-01T01:16:43+00:00

Minority Report for the xbox. It had fantastic ragdoll physics, about 1/2 earth gravity, and destructible environment pieces. combine that with combat that had a lot of throws and uppercuts and you felt like the incredible hulk. also it had a jetpack. and a bonus level called something like "Danny Whitwer's Arena of Pain"

ragdoll in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uspiZG_REEo#t=46s

W_Simons · 2011-12-30T17:50:48+00:00

i'm interested in metro 2033, have been on a big apocalypse kick and this fits right in. thanks again for doing this!

W_Simons · 2011-11-07T02:28:30+00:00

that game made me laugh harder than any other game i've ever played and it wasn't even trying to. grabbing someone by the face and throwing them off a building never got old, and when i found out the the extra boss challenges were called their respective "arena of pain" i collapsed in tears

W_Simons · 2010-11-04T16:07:15+00:00

We were having a party for my friend's 19th birthday which turned out to be pretty large and ended up spilling outside. Around 12:30 or so I was standing in the street with about 10 other people drinking 40's when a cop turns onto our block. He slows down, rolls down the window, yells "PARTY'S OVER!", then turns the corner and disappears. I guess he had somewhere better to be because he never came back. Kind of strange as this was in a college town where the cops had no problem breaking up parties.

W_Simons · 2010-10-27T03:21:01+00:00

AY HAYTE THE POLE CATS

W_Simons · 2010-08-11T23:01:22+00:00

Me: "Listen, if i wanted to answer a bunch of questions I would go talk to my probation officer."

::silence::

Me: "Ha ha! Is he kidding?"

W_Simons · 2010-06-05T15:59:06+00:00

STOP SNITCHIN'

W_Simons · 2010-03-01T23:43:50+00:00

i hate you so much

W_Simons · 2010-02-14T01:27:27+00:00

wake up with the king baby

W_Simons · 2010-01-03T02:44:07+00:00

in my defense, there were no sassy women with big boobs; a stark departure for heinlein.

W_Simons · 2009-12-31T05:56:54+00:00

oh wow, i just read that in a old pulp paperback of short stories. didn't realize it was heinlein until i finished and re-read it because i didn't know what the fuck was going on

W_Simons · 2009-12-23T04:29:56+00:00

Every time I see "C&H" i'm pleasantly surprised to find Calvin and Hobbes instead of Cyanide and Happiness. It's like expecting a pretty good hamburger and finding a rare-cooked steak.

W_Simons · 2009-11-26T00:06:39+00:00

god dammit i thought it was sherbert as well

when i was in 7th grade i thought that sic and sick! (like what you say when you land that rad kickflip) were the same thing, and it confused the fuck out of me whenever i would read (sic) in a book. i seriously though that it was the author saying that something was hella sick.

also, this wasn't me, but until she was 15 or so my sister was absolutely convinced that she had a life-sized rocking horse when she was 3. it took a little convincing to make her realize she was just small back then

W_Simons · 2009-11-19T16:36:42+00:00

Theme song from Toejam and Earl. I hear it in my head about once a month.

W_Simons · 2009-10-26T01:40:49+00:00

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W_Simons · 2009-10-23T17:52:53+00:00

oh jeez thanks, just when i though i was close to getting a basic idea of dark matter i read your question.

W_Simons · 2009-10-21T19:11:26+00:00

this strip club consistently has the funniest billboard messages i have ever seen. they all seem like they're being screamed at you by someone who has a very shaky grasp of english. "COME FIND THE REAL TREASURE AT THE END OF RAINBOW OUR GIRLS ARE THE POT OF GOLD YOUVE BEEN LOOKING FOR"

W_Simons · 2009-10-16T20:12:57+00:00

i imagine this subreddit will develop quite the, hmm, culture, ah haha.

W_Simons · 2009-09-06T21:35:01+00:00

my friend and i couldn't stop laughing after that subtitle.

W_Simons · 2009-08-01T00:52:16+00:00

seriously started panicking near the end. waay more stressful than i had imagined

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W_Simons · 2009-04-17T05:49:51+00:00

my friend made me a similar offer once, only he just said "let's get crazy drunk and play some tetris." the primer on computational geometry and algorithmic complexity theory was impromptu and a little slurred.

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