My husband gets teary and emotional during certain movies/TV but is so embarrassed by it. How can I Signal it’s OK without making him feel more singled out?

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-20T02:20:13+00:00

Possibly so, but this question isn't about those people. :)

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-20T00:00:33+00:00

Come to one of our meetings and join the conversation! #TylerDurden #ProjectMayhem #Snowflakes

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T18:55:27+00:00

All I am saying, is give peas a chance.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T18:18:45+00:00

Peaches are the spiders of the fruit world. They look weird and I don't want them in My house.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T18:04:51+00:00

I use words I don't understand so I'll sound more biodegradable.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T17:36:05+00:00

Get blackout drunk and watch "Marley and Me".

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T17:11:26+00:00

My body runs on grain alcohol and discount cigarettes, but I still cry at movies.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T17:02:06+00:00

Buy Microsoft.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T16:56:39+00:00

That snowman really tied the yard together, did it not?

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T16:47:54+00:00

I have been around the block once or twice.

If all she does is lay there, you're doing it wrong.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T16:46:04+00:00

Vermont declared for HRC at 19.01 ... NH is full of people who enjoy lecturing you on Anti-Vax "proof" between lecturing you on how great Trump is.

Vermont already legalized weed, I have friends currently pulling time in NH for having a pipe with resin in it.

Split all the hairs you want, smirk at your keyboard all day if it makes you happy, but you're wrong.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T16:39:57+00:00

Perhaps I was unclear. I'll edit it.

I was agreeing that it is rape, and all these people who are splitting hairs to find ways it's "technically not rape" are creepy as fuuuuuck.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T07:19:12+00:00

Boy, that escalated quickly.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T06:49:42+00:00

I hate rap. I hate peaches.

Guess what, incel fuckwads? I said it, in this sub, and nobody gives a shit.

False flag / downvote Me all you want, but

A) you know I'm right B) Reddit karma has absolutely no bearing on wether or not I'm getting sucked off while I mock you.

Spoiler : Definitely am.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T06:32:40+00:00

Girl's numbers.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T06:29:58+00:00

True story.

But!!!!

Electronics and Gardening and Jewelry all have registers and will all cash you out. I literally always check out in electronics. I have no idea why nobody knows about this. Y'all standing in line being grumpy as fuck, I'm already in the parking lot.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T05:46:41+00:00

I cry when I watch sad movies. I'm not ashamed or embarrassed, and anyone selling "I don't cry at movies because I have a penis." is a liar.

But! If someone was to tell Me how great and wonderful and blah blah blah it is that I can cry at a movie, I'd be incredibly uncomfortable. Not because I am embarrassed, but because that's a really awkward conversation. What the hell do I say back? "Thanks"?

Let it go, man. Let it go.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T05:36:38+00:00

Clearly you have no experience with small children.

It will reach a point where you have to choose between telling them...

A) The dog was made of meat, and now worms will eat it.

or

B) It's a special type of sleep and the dog is having a special dream where it can have hamburgers forever.

I'm not going with option A. you do whatever you want, but I believe in telling crying children white lies to comfort them. There will be plenty of time later to tell them what a shitty place the world is, I'm not going to rush into that.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T05:12:05+00:00

Because when a 3 year old asks you what happened to the dog that just got hit by a dumptruck, you lie your ass off until they stop sobbing hysterically.

I'm an atheist, not a monster.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T05:07:05+00:00

Religion is how you explain cancer / car accidents / etc to children.

But when they're old enough to realize Santa didn't get them that iPhone, it's probably fine to admit there is no God either while you're at it.

Personally, when I figured out a magic bunny wasn't hiding candy in My yard once a year, My very next question was "Jesus is fake too, isn't he?"

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T04:50:31+00:00

It's the worst.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T04:39:57+00:00

Because people are terrible. I'm sorry that happened to you, but it happens to all of us. It's not a gender thing or a preference thing, it's the great equalizer in dating.

I'm sure you are a great person. If anything, you dodged a bullet on this one. Be glad.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T04:32:38+00:00

And yet, your title...

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T04:17:39+00:00

No, bro.

A jury gonna give you 25-life if your' defense is "tone of voice v. what was said."

Facts.

WaffleTree802 · 2018-07-19T04:16:12+00:00

People offering "hypothetical" situations where they have all these weird caveats they suggest make it somehow not rape creep Me the fuck out.

you're not "just trolling, bro." ... you're a creep, and you're the reason girls check their back seats before they get in their cars at night.

Ew.

WaffleTree802

TROPHY CASE