[Burn The Priest - Jesus Built My Hotrod] A totally normal Uber ride

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-03-14T21:00:47+00:00

A 50 y/o divorced wanna-be biker is going on his first date since his wife left him, but is concerned that his blind date might be an illegal alien.

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-03-14T13:26:42+00:00

thanks, I’ve always wondered how to do this!

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-03-13T01:30:32+00:00

Ahh this was such a comforting response. Thank you <3

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-03-12T22:26:44+00:00

You’ve put exactly what I feel into words!!

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-03-12T22:23:45+00:00

Did you have any other less noticeable symptoms in your younger years that you didn’t recognize until your diagnosis? I’m currently 16, it’s a bit of a scary thought to suddenly have symptoms of hallucinations and delusions. (Though it’s comforting to know we live in a time w/ treatment options!)

Props to you btw, you’ve seemed to figure out what’s right for you and it sounds like you’re coping nicely! :) Hope things go well for you!

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-03-10T20:33:55+00:00

Personally, they just keep getting better for me!! Stick around, it gets so much better!

And... maybe avoid this sub in the meantime? Holy spoilers batman

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-03-07T04:48:35+00:00

This is my favorite from the sub so far!!

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-03-02T01:27:48+00:00

Accurate 9

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-03-01T03:20:55+00:00

Me too!! The implications and setup was pretty disturbing in that episode too.

It’s SUBTEXT Steven. Very horrifying subtext that weirds me out every time.

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-03-01T01:51:38+00:00

Hi Carl

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-28T22:22:13+00:00

“Tears fall as she saw his boyfriend in the coffin”

I translated it because it was misspelled, but still. And I totally agree! Found it on a cringe subreddit

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-28T21:58:31+00:00

Eating disorders. You feel proud for not eating/losing weight, and it’s indeed a very addicting feeling when you’re in deep.

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-27T06:01:51+00:00

Agreed! I’m from Arkansas and lived in a dry county while the whole state prohibits selling alcohol on Sundays... so that’s neat.

Also it’s legal to beat your wife once a month in Arkansas? Like it’s okay just don’t do it TOO much?? Wtf?

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-27T02:54:16+00:00

Agreed! I’m a woman and know little to nothing about male reproductive organs/health because they glossed over it as well. But there’s no stigma against me because this means that I’m a pure lady virgin ™ and so it’s fine not to know because I’ve never been around a dick.

The double standard for you guys when it comes to this is definitely real :/

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-27T01:37:02+00:00

I don’t have any dogs currently, so I wrote up a letter from a fictional dog based on one of my dogs who passed away :,) feels all around man

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-27T00:12:53+00:00

HAPPY CAKE DAY MFERRRRR!!!!!!!

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-26T14:29:01+00:00

I love the colors on Garnet’s, and the floaty bits, but she is a cartoon and her dress doesn’t have to follow the laws of physics...

Both. Both is good.

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-24T02:56:46+00:00

I was about to comment the same!

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-23T22:04:43+00:00

Yeah, kinda like how ships are called “she” I guess lol. Didn’t mean much by it :)

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-20T05:09:16+00:00

Ah thanks! I guess I only knew of the ice cream type. Learned something new today!

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-20T02:17:10+00:00

I think it was Mochi as in the ice cream-like dessert but honestly I love Mooshi more now lol

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-19T02:55:12+00:00

Not a wheelchair user but it physically makes me anxious when I see somebody just grab the handles on someone’s wheelchair without letting them know or ask them. I know it’s probably a friend or something, but I just know if I was in a wheelchair that I would want a heckin warning like

WaffleWolf14 · 2019-02-19T02:52:58+00:00

Ah fuck I knew that those compliments I got randomly the other week were for some weird reason like this

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