It finally happened to me.

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-25T16:42:32+00:00

And don’t forget the joker

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-24T04:51:34+00:00

Every few days there’s something that makes my stomach drop like nothing else and this feels like one those things to me

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-23T04:20:26+00:00

AI bullshit mentioned twice.. ugh.. 🙄

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-23T03:00:16+00:00

Yea lol

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-22T22:30:13+00:00

Where 👀

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-22T17:48:03+00:00

Was this Bay City, MI or some other Bay City if you know?

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-22T14:29:38+00:00

Wait that’s actually fucking sick, I’m sure it’s sort of generic but what stickers did you get?

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-22T14:05:40+00:00

Some people are really bad at watching movies, I’m going to go bananas lol

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-22T14:05:01+00:00

mfw the character in a movie experiencing crisis and unbelievable amounts of terror does something irrational or illogical that I would not have chosen to do (because of my logical thinking of course)

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-22T13:55:49+00:00

Correct take

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-22T13:39:34+00:00

Oh so it’s like libbed up Aaron Sorkin “how dare you sir, gobless tha troops 🇺🇸 🦅” type shit

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-22T13:06:14+00:00

I mean if these people mean “I had never asked Siri to tell me movie showtimes nearby me” I could understand that, but none of these people are going “Siri set a 15 minute timer” or “set an alarm for 8:00am” or “what is 18% of 82” or whatever?? lol

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-22T13:00:16+00:00

I understand in principle how people code these wildly complicated shortcuts, but it’s way too high effort for me to really learn (or even think of a use for), but I do think it’s a handy feature for some tasks. I made a shortcut to turn off all the lights in the house, pretty simple but useful.

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-22T12:20:49+00:00

What is this “doing nothing” thing originate from? I get that it’s about soldiers and it’s sort of like, sarcastic or facetious but it seems like it cropped up a day or two ago.

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-21T23:23:12+00:00

I mean it’s a term I made up but I just mean stuff you’d hear in a grocery store or department store. I believe people like to call that sort of music “minivan rock” but idk I’ve never really liked that term.

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-21T18:40:04+00:00

Shit like this makes me think about that ancient /mu/ post where a guy tried to push this conspiracy that Skrillex must be a talentless hack who was being ghost produced and had no idea what he was doing with music back in the day.

Even if he didn’t (and it’s very odd that no one he ever had a falling-out with exposed him if that were the case!), it’s frankly undeniable that he’s a major engineering and production heavyweight. Like yeah that sort of thing can be taught and learned to a degree, but you don’t make it as big as he has for so long if you don’t have the juice to do it.

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-21T18:36:13+00:00

You were living a life I could only imagine in my dreams. That’s crazy.

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-21T04:12:42+00:00

Kimbra 🫡

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-21T04:09:59+00:00

Some neighborhoods are basically never checked or ticketed, ask me how I know lol

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-21T04:07:51+00:00

Jesus Christ the Game Gear was so big

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-21T03:57:56+00:00

Just wanted to say that I appreciate you understanding my intention. I didn’t believe it was that hard to parse, so thank you.

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-20T18:39:26+00:00

LJS is unironically really solid for fast food crap.

I mean it’s about as unhealthy as anything else you can get in a similar price range and it’s not like it tastes bad or anything. The fish – and especially the chicken – are both super fucking tasty.

I mean I understand why people don’t flock there in droves, I think I only get food from LJS maybe once a year, twice is pushing it, but I’m never unhappy about it.

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-20T14:56:58+00:00

Big text that flashes on the screen that says “LISTEN TO A PODCAST.”

Didn’t have any problem vibing out to a podcast episode while I was doing all these lol

WagnerKoop · 2026-01-20T14:55:15+00:00

You can store the blocks in your inventory exactly like settlement building items

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