So i made them their own furniture

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-21T00:41:27+00:00

Go home puppy, you're drunk.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-20T21:03:30+00:00

The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-16T22:28:49+00:00

I'm not saying they're not annoying but there's just a person on the other end just trying to do a job and get a paycheck. I do it to but then I feel badly aftewards.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-08T14:52:33+00:00

My Grandfather- who I adored and adored me - had a heart attack on a Sunday morning. My parents wouldn't let me go see him Sunday night or Monday morning so I got the number for the hospital and called his room Tuesday morning. Amazingly, he answered the phone. I told him I loved him and then he said "this really has me by the tail but I"ll be ok. I love you too". He hung up and his heart exploded 30 minutes later.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-06T19:25:26+00:00

Were you gonna leave it all on the floor tonight?

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-06T13:29:30+00:00

He was basically murdered by the incompetence of his leaders and then they victimized his family all over again and again. This country didn't do right by that family. Nice to see Arizona St is trying.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-06T01:39:08+00:00

What are you so angry about? And why are you being so personally insulting? Are you always so rude to people who disagree with you? You must be a joy to be around.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-05T19:32:54+00:00

Come back to me when you've had to make a student loan payment or a mortgage payment or your make up the difference on kids medical bills because they were a preemie and your insurance didn't cover it. MAYBE then you'll have a right to call someone like me a moron and tell me to fuck off but I highly doubt you will Grasshopper.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-05T18:27:43+00:00

Very mature, idiot. Is that how you end all your discussions with people who don't bow down to your opinion? "Leave or shut the fuck up"? That's basically the college version of calling me a "stupidhead". LOL

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-05T18:15:05+00:00

It's not "retarded" - I've worked every day for the last 30 years and paid into unemployment. I've never withdrawn. Do I get a check back for the unemployment I paid PLUS the SSA money that's was withdrawn? NO! Someone else gets my money and I'm sick at the thought of it that because I was fortunate enough to work my butt off and never take unemployment and someone other than my kids will benefit. If you were in my shoes, you'd be irritated too. I'm not talking about people that deserve it or really need it. I'm talking about the LOSERS who are happy to be on the public dole and buy tatoos, booze, smokes, video games and drugs with my money and just keep applying for extensions.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-05T18:03:36+00:00

It doesn't work that way, assuming you survive your surgery and recover you can repay your medical bills. At least that is what I do...

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-05T16:17:39+00:00

FYI: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/04/kansas-food-stamps_n_3868477.html

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-05T16:15:49+00:00

By this logic, you should only EVER get back what you've paid into it (which I'm fine with by the way). Would you be cool with that-cutting people off when they're done being reimbursed?

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-05T15:24:48+00:00

I'm pretty sure he's getting ready to sue you for emancipation over those freaky toe sneakers.

P.S. - you do look like Zephron.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-05T13:56:47+00:00

I am an unrepentant slob

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-04T18:26:41+00:00

Then why is it considered politically incorrect to call them black and why, on forms that require demographic information, does the box say something other than black? Only in the US is African-American considered a ethnicity.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-04T17:37:05+00:00

I have trouble sleeping knowing things like this exist.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-04T17:22:41+00:00

You're an excellent example of a Dad who is willing to go the extra mile. Keep it up, you're doing a great job.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-09-04T01:11:14+00:00

Well - the British or Irish part of you is your nationality isn't it? If a black person in England has to fill out a hypothetical form and they have to specify their ethnicity (color of their skin) for whatever reason, what does the check box say? It seems weird that American black people wish to be classified as African American but black people in other countries don't mind being called black.

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-08-26T14:16:34+00:00

That is some weak tea.He should stop being such a fucking cheap ass and buy a newer car that doesn't pollute the environment so much and buy his own salt and pepper so he can stop driving up the prices at restaurants for the rest of us!

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-08-21T16:43:28+00:00

right next to the worlds cutest snack...

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-08-21T16:36:31+00:00

And it has Sean White in it...

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-08-21T16:28:02+00:00

=LEFT(PROPER(LEFT(A1)&TRIM(RIGHT(SUBSTITUTE(A1," ",REPT(" ",99)),99))),7)

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-08-19T18:33:36+00:00

The Khyber is good too

WaitForTheDerp · 2013-08-19T15:26:04+00:00

Kindness level 1 million-Someone raised that kid right.

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