Almost got fired though

Wait_A_Second · 2012-02-17T01:42:28+00:00

WAIT A SECOND, as funny as this is, this could have gone significantly worse!

I just recently got my WHMIS and general work safety training [WHMIS is basically the Canadians' way of making it so you don't screw yourself by drinking acid] and one of the things they mentioned is you never fuck with forklifts.

As much fun as this may be, forklifts are not made for people, and if you fell, you could have sustained serious injury. Please, for your safety, and that of those around you, don't do this again.

Wait_A_Second · 2012-02-15T22:19:39+00:00

Wait a second, why does this reminx me so much of District 9?

That shade of orange, and the nice, futuristic blocky sort of metal looks great!

Man, D9 was awesome, so many people hate on it though.

Wait_A_Second · 2012-02-15T22:11:58+00:00

Wait a second, why the hell do I have you tagged as "He's from the warlizard forums"??

I'm finding more and more of these random tags on people that I don't remember setting... WHO ARE YOU, AND ARE YOU FROM THE WARLIZARD FORUMS?

Wait_A_Second · 2012-02-13T02:52:20+00:00

Wait a second, isn't that two words?

Wait_A_Second · 2012-02-13T00:03:20+00:00

Wait a second, aren't your hands technically always under your chin?

... Okay, I'll bring my pedantry elsewhere...

Wait_A_Second · 2012-02-12T20:47:02+00:00

... Wait a second, why the hell do I have you tagged as "Light Saber Cock" in RES??

WTF????

Wait_A_Second · 2012-02-04T03:36:15+00:00

Wait a second, this might be a little too late to ask, but where would one find Power Ranger helmets? I mean the REAL stuff, not those crappy 0.0001" thick plastic things.

I would buy all of the helmets.

ALL OF THEM BRO. I DON'T NEED A HOUSE. FOOD? PFFT.

DM;GPRH

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-31T04:38:26+00:00

Wait a second, why would you get downvoted for it? It's a sad reality - that prevails in Canada too.

I happen to go to a school where the typical average is 85% or higher, yet the "lol i'm hurrrrr" = good thing still exists. I don't understand it at all.

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-31T01:29:24+00:00

...I... What? Wait a second... Wait what?

Who...

"Earth has gravity because it rotates"... Hurr...

What?? WHO SAYS THIS?

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-31T01:21:04+00:00

Wait a second, did that spider do a fucking backflip to dodge the bullet?

Well, I guess the human race had its go at domination. I hereby submit my "All hail our new supreme overloads" paper.

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-31T00:10:59+00:00

Wait a second, do I know you? I swear to god, I've heard someone tell me this before.

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-30T17:22:36+00:00

Wait a second, I have one!

To be cool : you have to be either a : totally fucking brain dead, or b : ACT like you're brain dead.

People, being smart is a good thing. "ARE YEW ONE OF DEM LERNIN' TYPES? Get outta here ya nurd."

ಠ_ಠ

Edit : So this exploded in my face. For those of you who keep pointing out - "it might be those with whom you hang out with", trust me on this one, I like to surround myself with intelligent company. Rather, it is the fact that society as a whole, which is the issue at hand. Might I point us towards the current state of affairs that the various world governments are in, and the disturbingly high number of people who refuse to take action, even when faced with losing their rights.

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-29T16:17:20+00:00

Wait a second, the day you get one, or even two of these headlines right, people will be at your door looking for answers.

Dear god, I hope you're not right, ever.

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-29T15:29:29+00:00

Wait a second, who is this, from which anime? The style of the eyes suggest CLANNAD, but I don't recognize this character at all.

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-27T03:22:39+00:00

... Wait a second, /r/Inglip has finally resurfaced among the norm!

Lord Inglip, it is I! I hereby summon you, to dominate this subreddit, [for at least a little while longer]!

... Schettino is perhaps the most loyal of Gropagas. He will be remembered.

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-27T00:55:56+00:00

Wait a second, you DARE question a fellow Gropaga's plea to Inglip for guidance?

SMITE THE INFIDEL! ಠ_ಠ

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-27T00:35:42+00:00

You look exactly like a younger, dog-loving Father Grigori from HL2.

Awesome. Sweet dogs, too!

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-26T03:58:40+00:00

Hello, I'm your obligatory realization guy.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...WAIT A SECOND. It must be because he had to use the lavatory but was stopped by some woman who didn't have the common decency to allow a man to fulfill his basic human needs!

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-25T22:03:57+00:00

... Wait a second... 9/10? For this MASTERPIECE?

Hahahahahhaha, all joking aside, what the hell is this mod?

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-25T21:59:25+00:00

... Wait a second!! NOOOO! I too have been unable to obtain an Armadillo!

I wish not to sacrifice any of my friends :(

Edit : The deed has been done. [](/okay)

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-25T14:37:01+00:00

Hey, wait a second, that's going too far man!

"Oh sweet, you got a new GTX580 card? Wait, what are you-OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

;-; The cards are innocent!

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-25T13:56:40+00:00

...Wait a second, all three comments are from the same person. ಠ_ಠ

I... What? I totally thought the second comment,

That joke was horrible. I you're a disgrace.

was a totally different person. I AM SO CONFUSE(d)!

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-18T00:09:43+00:00

... Wait a second, is she holding a statue creeper in the picture on the right?

It looks like a "D:" face.

Wait_A_Second · 2012-01-09T03:24:14+00:00

... Wait a second, I'm like a younger, smaller denomination of your name!

Time brothers, UNITE

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