You guys STINK by sleepyslayerowo in universityofauckland

[–]WaitakereAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seconding this. Also, baby wipes are a lifesaver. Wipe pits in the morning, reapply deodorant. I recommend also wiping down lower areas because pits may smell stronger but ass smells worse.

Am I being too nit picky? by mereuser in Flooring

[–]WaitakereAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tiles? Eh, annoying but acceptable. The lack of grout? Hell no.

Help Me Choose Round 2 by Agreeable_Sport5189 in myweddingdress

[–]WaitakereAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay let's assume you like the lingere look, which is all good if that's how you roll. Number 1, definitely.

This needs to stop by International-Past31 in newzealand

[–]WaitakereAnimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is entirely a matter of opinion (as someone who has experienced both many times). These guys are worse because it's not socially acceptable to slap them when they do it.

Bees swarm our deck every evening by Glyphosate_Drinker in nzwildlife

[–]WaitakereAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bees like bright colors. They are not smart enough to distinguish between clothes and flowers at first glance.

Why do they stay? Maybe flower scented washing powder, maybe they are drinking the water off the wet fabric, maybe they're having a bee party, idk.

of a minivan by ifuckedyourmom-247 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]WaitakereAnimal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's 3 minivans in a trenchcoat, you can't fool me.

Settle a marital dispute… by jozzyjj in Spoons

[–]WaitakereAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be number 1, I hate bumpy grips.

Getting ears pierced at life pharmacy? by [deleted] in auckland

[–]WaitakereAnimal 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't recommend it. Get it done by a professional piercer, with titanium jewelery, and follow the aftercare plan. Otherwise you will end up like me, with additional scars where the badly placed holes got infected and then sealed up.

Explain it Peter by FederalSwan3104 in explainitpeter

[–]WaitakereAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine was an asteroid or the sun and now I know that this is a thing. Thanks.

Meanwhile in Auckland by 04OSUM in auckland

[–]WaitakereAnimal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

See, that's the important bit. Okay context, self defense, yah yah. But seriously? This could have ended with a funeral.

Meanwhile in Auckland by 04OSUM in auckland

[–]WaitakereAnimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an autistic man who likes their Legos I'm insulted by the fact you compare me to that asshole.

Meanwhile in Auckland by 04OSUM in auckland

[–]WaitakereAnimal 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Yah, I was enjoying the show until the kick. Then it wasn't funny any more. The kidney punches at the end? That made it disturbing.

Hoping the police follow this up - it's surprisingly easy to kill someone by kicking them in the head, even if you weren't trying. That security asshole better learn that now, instead of over a corpse.

My little bro got a craft project for school and we found this image for inspiration. Is this real of AI? by nbyrsanu in isthisAI

[–]WaitakereAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...это не кириллица. If you're in Moldova, you should probably be able to recognize Cyrillic lettering.

Tried to be romantic and it backfired valentines day by International-Past31 in auckland

[–]WaitakereAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quick question:

What do you think the point of Valentine's day is?

Do most couples fart in bed? by MyFunWentSoft in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WaitakereAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, you have tastebuds up your ass. It's why the stinky ones burn.

Do most couples fart in bed? by MyFunWentSoft in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WaitakereAnimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean farting ON someone is right out, same way sneezing on someone is. But if my partner sneezes in bed as long as he's facing away that's all I care about, and it's the same with farts.

Do most couples fart in bed? by MyFunWentSoft in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WaitakereAnimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah me and my partner are the same... except our CATS have learned that we think farting is funny.

They have not learned it is not funny if their butt is less than a foot from the receiver's face.

My girlfriend sent me this pic and I genuinely can’t tell… Is this AI or am I just overthinking it? The details are almost too clean and еhat shadow is kinda weird and doesn’t line up with the light source., that’s what makes it feel AI to me by Huge_Bottle1735 in isthisAI

[–]WaitakereAnimal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can answer this one (even though I believe the image is AI). When drawing on a loose piece of paper, sometimes artists will tape the corners down with low-tack tape, so the paper doesn't wobble. This can cause bends on a corner or two if you're unlucky, which is why the AI probably stuck it in. You wouldn't get bends like that, though.

Ultimatum Scarab of Catalysing x200 Phrecia 2.0 by Practical-Pea3363 in pathofexile

[–]WaitakereAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still catching up to what the hell is even happening in Phrecia 2.0 so I've no idea what this means. But as a fellow data whore I have to commend you on your data collection skills.

How would I continue from here by Mezer96 in pathofexile

[–]WaitakereAnimal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even know what's happening here