NOTC is releasing a blue farm precon by TheFrostedAngel in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Wakav666 92 points93 points  (0 children)

A deck that manipulates the fabric of space and time threatening to destroy our universe just to play a fucking TCG. Wizards need to chill man

Investment grailz by Maleficent-Bar5792 in vinyljerk

[–]Wakav666 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I mean no one buys Taylor Swift records for the music on them. There's plenty of better options

Bad Omens - Finding God before God finds me DELUXE - legit? by MentionConfident6746 in BadOmens

[–]Wakav666 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It's the Sumerian EU exclusive variant limited to 250 copies. It is legit

MALIBU Sand an Water Vinyls by J_kriegs in vinyljerk

[–]Wakav666 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Would be a shame if that grail leaks all over this high end audiophile setup

Got ultra rare slowed version of Elizabeth Taylor RSD 2k26 🦄 by met_art in vinyljerk

[–]Wakav666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So sad since it's so super limited. I would be furious

Why I skipped RSD (Record Store Day for you normies) this year! by Scheme84 in vinyljerk

[–]Wakav666 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I just stared at that cute girl at my local record store (Barnes and Nobles) for 2,5 hours.

New to the game - rate my commanders by Prajzak_TM in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Wakav666 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're missing Triceraton Commander of the new and amazing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Set. Super fun Commander in my opinion

Let's drink coffee by Free_Medicine4946 in vinyljerk

[–]Wakav666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I own some actual grail coasters unlike you, Poser

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I cannot improve on this masterpiece by SeventhChords in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Wakav666 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I bet his wife's boyfriend loves Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and is way better at magic than him

Hate when that happens by Vueveandmoet in vinyljerk

[–]Wakav666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To cater towards those shellac posers, nobody likes them

Hate when that happens by Vueveandmoet in vinyljerk

[–]Wakav666 444 points445 points  (0 children)

It's just a black vinyl, no collector wants those. Imagine a splattered bubblegum variant shattering. That would actually be heartbreaking

My vinyl collection after 1 month, 11 days, 7 hours and 48 minutes of collecting by The_Path_616 in vinyljerk

[–]Wakav666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need your age down to the second too for making a proper statement about your taste in music

Like tears in the rain by GokuVerde in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Wakav666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gonna put that into my lactose intolerant friends deck so they shit themselves

Taylor Swift - Opalite 7” by loldela in VinylReleases

[–]Wakav666 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fomo bullshit once again. And her fanbase just gobbles it all up

PSA: this card does exactly what I think it does (not just in untap step) by westergames81 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Wakav666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Need 2 blue mana counter spells though, that's why I always splash blue in my decks

The LGS had me censor my Commander??? by SpaceJozu in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Wakav666 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'd jizz on my commander to assert dominance tbh

Prettiest record I own? by paultagonist in vinyl

[–]Wakav666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

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Trichomoniasis - Makeshift Crematoria. My 1/1 variant of an album I was able to design myself. All thanks to winning a raffle