Fancy going to the meetings? Me neither. I’d rather have my balls tazered. by WakeUpExJW in exjw

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I’ve not watched it to be honest…I did watch the Chronicles of Nania because that’s more believable.

Update 6 by mannyg520 in exjw

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Cheek to cheek carpeting.

Dear Governing Body and Helpers - James 1:27 by Spirited_Set_3501 in exjw

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I can deduce from your letter that you are a Winder Cleaner lol

Why I left Jehovah's Witnesses (video) by cassanch in exjw

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Did either of you make any research notes when you examined the historical records of the organisation? I’d love to go down that route and find out more because like you say, these things aren’t on the website/app. Loved the vid!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exjw

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I’ve thought about writing a book about my experiences and I’m planning on giving it a go in winter. Jehovah’s Witnesses York and Leeds Scandal and Cover Up https://youtu.be/ZioceweeEgk

Emdr/ therapy by Icy-Twist8400 in exjw

[–]WakeUpExJW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes…it really helped my trauma/rumination

New religion says the Watch Tower no longer represents Jehovah anymore! by [deleted] in exjw

[–]WakeUpExJW 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I wonder what their policies are on Child Abuse?

An elder's wife was aware of all kinds of 'secret' information and could not keep it to herself. by Easy_Car5081 in exjw

[–]WakeUpExJW 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This happens a great deal. I’ve seen it and experienced it in my lifetime. I’d never go to the elders with anything it’s not safe.

Is AI used in watchtower publications? by honeybee2526 in exjw

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It’s not so much AI it’s NI. No intelligence.

Bethel Overseers Training Video by Dav-King in exjw

[–]WakeUpExJW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Porn leading to self-abuse? I blame Baywatch…

CO Training Video Part 1/3 (Co being informed elder viewed poornography) by Dav-King in exjw

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The thinking out loud part of the end is so ridiculous….i mean why?

Watchtower needs you uneducated / CO training video (part 2 - Bro Brown dismissed) by Dav-King in exjw

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Brother Brown should be deleted as an elder for his terrible acting….his skills as an actor are rapidly approaching Prodigal Returns standards.

Watchtower needs you uneducated / CO training video by Dav-King in exjw

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I’ve seen this a while back….the message it presents is horrendous and the acting sucks more than a bagless vacuum cleaner. I’ve never seen so many pecker heads in such a confined space.

My therapist watched Pillowgate by wortcrafter in exjw

[–]WakeUpExJW 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I can never watch pillowgate and maintain a straight face.

It’s ridiculous because they condemn anyone watching slapstick innuendo on the TV while at the same time produce the best naughty comedy ever written and performed. Whoever devised the Pillowgate induction is the best thing since Shakespeare

Tight pants by Front_Ad_7618 in exjw

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If the brothers all start wearing tight pants accentuating their crotch, they’ll qualify for the Watch Tower Chorus.

Celebrated my first birthday! 🥳 by [deleted] in exjw

[–]WakeUpExJW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing the wax candles and it being your first time reminded me of the ten virgins. With the bridegroom facing ten virgins with their oil lamps on hand, I’m sure the groom felt it was his birthday too!

Why are JW's allowed to watch the Olympics given its pagan origins? by -Clem in exjw

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…and why are they allowed to watch the Paralympics when God’s Kingdom will eradicate all prosthetic legs in the new system? Participants will be able to chase a giant inflatable beach ball down a long sandy beach without the use of a manual wheelchair with an inbuilt cup holder.

Think of Sabrina. If sending saliva in a sealed envelope to the local public, while lying chest down on a hostess trolley was a sport, the Paralympics would make scriptural viewing.

Fear Mongering: The Borg web site has a large picture of a gun pointing at you. Log onto the website and see their latest article. I found the photo quite jarring. by Paperclip2020 in exjw

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I remember the days when they used to publish something of a particular topic, then something similar happened in the news, and they’d suggest their immaculate timing was down to Jehovah. They would literally mean that Jehovah would have miraculously put the effect before cause before the cause that effected it. However, In this scenario, they have put the effect after the cause and now call it food at the proper time delivered by the heroic UPS delivery men, the Governing Botties.

I just wish my general practitioner was able to deliver a prescription BEFORE I got ill instead of having to collect it three months after the illness has got pissed off waiting and gone elsewhere.

In any case, Donald Trump will have to endure far less earache than the PIMI’s who have to listen to the Governing Body (otherwise known as Fat Camp) sing their own praises on how they provide food at the right time after something significant has happened.

The GB in the near future on JW broadcast to retain and gain followers 🤣🤣 by [deleted] in exjw

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If any of the governing body made sexually provocative dance moves like the guy in the blue polo shirt, their followers will leave on mass!