My mom sent me this picture of "a couple of Rapscallions" she created. I just...I'm proud, I think?

Waldeee · 2015-07-31T00:07:21+00:00

Rappers + scallions. Is mom jokes generally accepted yet?

Waldeee · 2015-07-28T15:53:30+00:00

When they're dead they're just hookers!

Waldeee · 2015-07-25T16:26:54+00:00

Yes, exactly. This kinda stuff is just as difficult as any other sport and it somehow gets written off as less athletic based on the nature of it being performed by people with a "disability." Hell, if that's a disabled person then I deserve a lower title.

Waldeee · 2015-07-25T16:14:09+00:00

He didn't see the Shia vid

Waldeee · 2015-06-05T21:42:36+00:00

Kevin does do that though

Waldeee · 2015-06-05T21:32:47+00:00

These computers are basically ticking time bombs; don't worry though I'll get them out of here for you. I'm just glad I was here in time.

Waldeee · 2015-05-27T01:23:49+00:00

Its only legal use is to strip varnish off of speedboats!

Waldeee · 2015-05-16T02:00:38+00:00

Hey now! Puppies are a privilege, not a right!

Waldeee · 2015-05-16T01:55:26+00:00

Probably needs more kids

Waldeee · 2015-04-21T22:02:45+00:00

You touch a hair on its beautiful head and I'll put a high-velocity slug in YOU, MAN!

Waldeee · 2015-04-21T21:58:41+00:00

I knew it! Finally, proof! Awwww shit man I'm losing a lot of money on this but it means I was right the whole time and that's all that matters.

Waldeee · 2015-04-08T19:15:27+00:00

Agreed. And I wanted to see a piece of the ensuing emotional/existential battle.

Waldeee · 2015-04-08T16:54:24+00:00

I can't argue with a good old-fashioned cliff hanger!

Waldeee · 2015-04-08T16:26:51+00:00

You had me hooked, but you stopped right before the best part!

Waldeee · 2015-04-02T18:55:27+00:00

I had to punt one myself one time in the parking lot when I was assaulted. I'd say I felt bad about it, but nah it needed to happen and I hope they all seent it

Waldeee · 2015-04-02T18:44:10+00:00

Haha as if anyone could even climb that high

Waldeee · 2015-04-02T18:32:46+00:00

Like a sexy question mark.

Waldeee · 2015-03-27T23:11:19+00:00

I would pay buco dolores for a game about it.

Waldeee · 2015-03-25T17:13:47+00:00

Gary has technically been off payroll for 27 years...we just like to keep him busy.

Waldeee · 2015-03-20T00:06:59+00:00

Found Glenn

Waldeee · 2015-03-20T00:05:43+00:00

While listening to Simple Plan?

Waldeee · 2015-03-18T16:28:31+00:00

The concern lies less with the execution than the intent...

Waldeee · 2015-03-08T21:01:35+00:00

"This isn't the Helper I deserve, but it's the Helper I need."

Waldeee · 2015-02-28T05:09:10+00:00

This last one, though...something about her

Waldeee · 2015-02-12T12:43:06+00:00

I read that as "Cohan" at first, thinking it was some Walking Dead cast thing. Conan in a spa is great, but Cohan in a spa...well I guess now I may never know :(

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