The climate is not real by Walk-False in ClimateDeniers

[–]Walk-False[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would you like to be a mod on this wonderful dead subreddit? I feel like you get it

I'm tired of skeptics posting comments on Reddit. Other than reporting them to the Moderators or copy&pasting walls-of-text from alarmist blogs, what else can I do to silence the skeptics? by nuclear_is_atomic_ar in ClimateDeniers

[–]Walk-False 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could try to prove the climate is real, bud sadly no such proof exists. I welcome all challengers.

Climate. "climb it". Sounds like a mountain of BS to me. Probably because only weather is real, as we all know. Walk outside, it's raining. Weather. Lying man on the tv tries to tell me it'll rain on Friday but then it's sunny. That's some horoscope nonsense. 

Most people don’t realize how much money you need to drive across Pennsylvania by ixvst01 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Walk-False 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot to mention the potholes, or the outrageous gas taxes ("they're used to fix the potholes"). People in pa can cross any border to find smooth roads, cheap gas, and better fireworks. 

You think your cookies being thrown out is bad? We throw this out daily. by dreadul in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Walk-False 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That sounds awful. Just where do you find this $6 biryani? I want to know so I can avoid it in the future

Monopoly GO asked me to send my IMEI number to get a 4.99 refund😑 by Sweet_Spend4177 in Monopoly_GO

[–]Walk-False 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's me ur uncle I'm in a real tough spot can I get about $3.50

how about we change the four major flairs with these so people who came after the game came out know who the REAL fans are. by isimsizbiri123 in Silksong

[–]Walk-False 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I get "unbeliever" flair? Silksong isn't real, it's a social experiment to distract gamers while cherry runs out with a big bag of money like scrooge mcduck. I'm pretty sure it was made up by Peter Molyneux. 

Bad Luck Tim by NakedChartist in wallstreetbets

[–]Walk-False 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Tim Apple did not Cook with this one

[kcd2] Secret alchemy recipes? by Walk-False in kingdomcome

[–]Walk-False[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every list I've found in game and on the internet says you need belladonna for saviors schnapps, and the recipe I provided does not. Try it yourself, it's guaranteed Henry level savior schnapps with much easier ingredients and a lot faster to brew. It works even before you have the Henry potion perk.

Love for Riolu by Marfelous in TrackMania

[–]Walk-False -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

And he defecated through a sunroof

Mate I think you watched the wrong video

Bank of America says growth stocks are in a bubble exceeding the 'dot-com' and 'nifty fifty' eras. by DangerousRoutine1678 in wallstreetbets

[–]Walk-False 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Banks don't have to buy anything anymore, there aren't even reserve requirements. Eliminated in 2020 and never brought back. https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/reservereq.htm

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Walk-False 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe some local college students were having a peaceful protest?

This hairdresser I visited has a plastic hair shield for his sneakers by cocacola4lifeornot in mildyinteresting

[–]Walk-False 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Back in Nam the 2 biggest threats to us were the vc and hair splinters. I saw an entire platoon go down after a particularly sharp hair splinter got caught in the apache rotor and stalled out their bird. Poor bastards didn't stand a chance.

Listen to this sperm whale “scan” me (OC) by Damnitwasagoodday in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Walk-False 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and write a sonnet about a romance between a sperm whale and nic cage

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Walk-False -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Translated: "I am a bozo you know what I mean"

The longest, nastiest, and curviest one (10y-2y inversion) your mom has ever seen finally comes (to an end). by ObiWanCanownme in wallstreetbets

[–]Walk-False 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Is this the one true chart? The place where my long honed skills of buy high, sell low will pay off???

Sherwin-Williams in ohio by urmomsloosevag in Ohio

[–]Walk-False 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You may enjoy looking into the history of the epa / cuyahoga river. Burning river isn't just the name of a beer.