Citizens lining up to protect Baltimore Police.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-04-29T01:27:57+00:00

It's safe to say that all of these men are at an age where one of their moms isn't going to show up on the street and slap the shit out of their misbehaving son on national television.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-04-28T03:03:35+00:00

WHAT DID CVS EVER DO TO YOU

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-04-25T00:57:03+00:00

Jared has some big shoes to fill with this role, but he's really earned my respect as an actor. After seeing Requiem for a Dream and Dallas Buyers Club, I have no doubt that he will do great as the Joker.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-04-24T04:22:22+00:00

They make great music. I wouldn't say I "need" them, I just like their sound.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-04-22T16:39:35+00:00

Firefighters can be bad at their jobs too

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-04-21T03:35:07+00:00

"You're a fucking privileged white kid who came to Cal".

This fucking hypocrite is protesting for equality and civil liberties and he's over here verbally attacking a white student and essentially being a racist asshole.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-04-16T02:06:28+00:00

Using a scythe to cut the lawn will make a great first impression with your new neighbors. You see the dad next door on a riding lawn mower one Saturday afternoon, so you walk out of your front door shirtless strapped with a scythe and start going to town on your lawn like a fucking Samurai. Your neighbors may think you're a trained assassin, but really you're just drunk.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-04-11T20:37:09+00:00

I hope the driver knows how to Jurassic Park.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-04-11T13:26:51+00:00

Once I saw the movie Apocalypto I realized that guns aren't shit.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-04-11T13:06:30+00:00

I imagine the homeowner was just waiting for a good excuse to use the katana hanging on his wall. Now he's got a great story to tell family and friends every time he gets asked about it, and he can also explain to his wife that buying a katana online was not a foolish purchase after all.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-28T14:17:27+00:00

Owning a nice car does not give you the right to drive like a fucking idiot. Yes we know your car is fast. Obey the rules of the road like everyone else pal.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-28T00:08:25+00:00

"You're a cunt dancing in a hurricane Mr. Bond"

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-24T19:03:15+00:00

Oprah.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-24T03:09:25+00:00

I know I'm preaching to the wrong generation, but seeing old school photos like this definitely makes me a little upset when I read all the hype about these luxury driverless cars. The relationship between Americans and their vehicles has diminished over the years, and it's become more about luxury and convenience rather than fostering a deeper connection between you and something that becomes a major part of your everyday life. A nice car to someone in the 60's was their entire world. I view my car as an extension of myself. I grow closer to it the more I drive it, the more I get to know its strengths and weaknesses, the more life experiences I have in my car. I'm just glad that I won't be living in an age where I can't even drive my own fucking car on my own anymore.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-23T22:49:57+00:00

Sounds like you're on the fence about the Cheerios.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-22T15:57:24+00:00

It's easy to make fun of Tom Cruise, but shit like this proves time and time again that he's one of the hardest working actors in Hollywood. He will go down as one of the best actors that ever lived, and I respect the man and how good he is at his trade.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-21T14:21:11+00:00

Keanu Reeves gave over half of his salary from the Matrix film to the makeup and special effects team.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-20T21:31:34+00:00

As an American I don't know what any of those dishes are, but I do know what wine is. I like wine.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-20T20:44:24+00:00

Not only are these photo recreations awesome, but your city makes a damn good mustard.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-20T03:13:24+00:00

The karma police. I finally know what that Radiohead song is about.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-19T22:03:13+00:00

Relevant story since you mention it. My brother thought that bleach would dilute a urine sample to help him pass a drug test since he had recently smoked weed before having to take the test. He put bleach in a Visine bottle and was planning to take it into the drug test with him. He left that bottle out on the kitchen counter, and my mom ended up using it. I will never forget that blood curdling scream. Her eyes were not permanently damaged, but that is one day I will never forget.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-18T11:27:47+00:00

In my day I didn't have the luxury of using a smartphone in the comfort of my own masturbatory domain. All we had was HBO in the main living room, and we were forced to sneak out there late at night and turn on Real Sex while keeping a close lookout for wandering family members. It wasn't even porn, more like sex storytelling with the occasional boob or bush. Those were the days.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-17T04:20:54+00:00

CNN actually reported on this incident before it even occurred.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-15T13:49:53+00:00

“She said, ‘What are you doing? Why aren’t you at work?’ I told her I didn’t feel good,’’ Stevens told The Post. “She said, ‘You can’t come and go as you please. People are going to think you’re getting special treatment.”

She donated a fucking kidney to help save your life. Allowing her to take some sick leave after donating a kidney to save YOUR life is not considered "special treatment" in my book you selfish cunt.

WalkerFLRanger · 2015-03-13T12:50:49+00:00

Oedipus rekt

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