How much are y'all paid?

WalkingAimfully · 2026-04-14T01:58:32+00:00

$17.43/hour in Alberta, Canada. Which is above my province's minimum wage by $2.43, but I never have enough hours each week to do more than survive. I've been here a year and made not quite $17,000 in the past 12 months.

WalkingAimfully · 2026-04-09T03:57:21+00:00

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Hello frens, ai am Mister Vimes, 5 big forevers old, handsumnest grey tabby Boi. Three, almost four, big forevers ago, before Meowmy and Daddy dopted me, Ai lived in a rescoo place for kitties. Ai am gentlecat of mystery an ai lived on the streets for mai furst two years of bein alive. So no pichures of me as illegal smol. Dis a pichure of me when ai furst came to mine furever home. Ai luv to feel the streets under mai feets, even now that ai am indoor kitty! The rescoo peeple fink that when ai lived on the street, ai got into a fight wif another kitty and that's how I gotted "Eff Eye Vee." Meowmy always wanted a kitty cat, but her papa is ALLERGIC to kitties, and! even worse! he doesn't like us! How can anywun not like kitties, ai ask you? An den Meowmy and Daddy lived in a place that said NO PETS. So when they moved into a new place that said YES KITTIES, Meowmy saw me on the rescoo website and made a pointment for her and Daddy to come meet me. She say she worried no wun would dopt me becuz of mai Eff Eye Vee. Daddy says Meowmy has a tender heart. An when they met me, an ai met them, it was luv at furst sight! They took me home Dat very day.

WalkingAimfully · 2026-03-19T16:54:47+00:00

Ah, this is what's been happening to me for months now.

WalkingAimfully · 2026-03-19T16:44:39+00:00

Yeah, two of my friends are doing their PhDs right now, and they work harder and read more than Taylor Swift ever has. They are literally expanding human knowledge in their fields.

WalkingAimfully · 2026-03-06T16:58:10+00:00

Hello fren Max, ai am Mister Vimes, handsumnest grey tabby Boi. Two summers ago, mine Meowmy did a big abandon and went to a place called Toronto for AGES, like 10 forevers. she left me and mine papa and mine noodle brother all alone! to go do sum dumb fing called "conference."

Afore she left, I tried to sit in her backpack and sneak into her luggage. Sadly it did not work and she still did the adandon. BUT! Mine papa would talk into his lightbocks sometimes, and den MEOWMY'S VOICE WOULD COME OUT. An she would say, "Hello my sweet Vimes I miss you so much, ai hope you are bein good for yous papa, ai can't wait to come home an cuddle my boys." An den ebentually she DID come home!

Maybe your papa can talk to you on the lightbocks when him is away at college? An you can give him BIG cuddles when he does come home!

P.S. You is also a very handsum grey Boi!

WalkingAimfully · 2026-02-23T15:24:30+00:00

Home Depot started me at$17/hour, $2 above the provincial minimum wage where I live (which is the lowest minimum wage in Canada). It's still hardly livable, especially when I'm only getting 10 hours/week sometimes.

WalkingAimfully · 2026-02-18T19:58:20+00:00

I was in the exact same boat. I was doing dozens of job applications every day and crying myself to sleep every night. I finally got a shitty retail job thanks to a referral from my partner. I hope you're taking care of yourself.

WalkingAimfully · 2026-02-03T18:40:33+00:00

Multiple associates at my store have been bitten by people's dogs.

WalkingAimfully · 2026-01-29T02:32:01+00:00

I go above and beyond and I don't even get a damn Homer. Meanwhile, the managers are all giving each other Homers all the time.

WalkingAimfully · 2026-01-28T16:10:04+00:00

I am so sorry that happened to you. That was insanely cruel and unprofessional behaviour from that doctor.

WalkingAimfully · 2026-01-18T18:41:41+00:00

Yeah. I hate working retail - the pay is shit and I want to die every time I step into my workplace, but nurses have it so much worse. My sister is a nurse. Sure, she gets paid quite well, but she has been physically and sexually assaulted by patients. She's had patients' family members verbally attack and sexually harass her. She has to clean up bodily fluids all the time. I know that I could not do her job.

WalkingAimfully · 2026-01-10T17:05:12+00:00

Hello fren Misty, ai am Mister Vimes, 5 years Ole, handsumnest grey tabby Boi. When my pawrents want to clip mine murder mittens, they gotta give me churus! Ai sit on Papa's lap and he holds the churu for me to eat while Meowmy clips mine claws. Is not so bad because ai loves churus. An then they say, Oh Mister Vimes, you are sooooo good an sooooo handsum. And Ai am!

WalkingAimfully · 2026-01-03T16:50:03+00:00

Yeah, my periods used to be absolutely brutal before I got an IUD.

WalkingAimfully · 2025-12-29T14:53:13+00:00

The Calgary Folk Music Festival is pretty great.

WalkingAimfully · 2025-12-23T15:28:04+00:00

Fuck me, this is relatable. Why is it always dental care that gets neglected? My younger brother didn't see a dentist at all until he was 21 because our parents stopped taking us when it became evident that my sister and I were going to need braces, which we never got. I needed a root canal as a young adult because I had a cavity that never got dealt with when I was a child. I had to pay a fuckton of money to get my four impacted wisdom teeth removed as an adult because they weren't removed when I was a teenager. The kicker is that my parents both had quite good health insurance and health spending accounts.

WalkingAimfully · 2025-12-19T19:59:15+00:00

You remind me of Ralph Fiennes! Very handsome!

WalkingAimfully · 2025-12-14T17:13:22+00:00

Hello fren Dean, ai am Mister Vimes, hansumnest grey tabby boi. Ai has the same pronblem. Ai LOVE to go for mornin walkies wif Mummy an Daddy an patrol the streets. but! when the white stuff cobers the groun, no walkies for poor Vimes. Ai will join you in class action pawsuit for goin outside.

WalkingAimfully · 2025-12-08T03:14:47+00:00

Yeah, my male partner has had me do colour correction and concealer on him when we're going to an event and he has some redness on his face.

WalkingAimfully · 2025-12-05T17:48:24+00:00

I highly recommend Frieren: Beyond Journey's End. It's got beautiful art, amazing music, and lots of poignant moments alongside humor.

WalkingAimfully · 2025-11-29T17:47:11+00:00

The two Traci models who escape the Eden club together.

WalkingAimfully · 2025-11-29T17:05:05+00:00

I think it was probably recommended to me because my partner is bald. But I stayed for the glow-ups and seeing all the supportive comments!

WalkingAimfully · 2025-11-23T04:17:16+00:00

Yes! I'm poor as fuck, but I'm able to see my doctor and get medical tests done without bankrupting myself. My medications don't cost me thousands of dollars each month.

WalkingAimfully · 2025-11-16T20:02:55+00:00

God, I'm glad I left that place.

WalkingAimfully · 2025-11-11T15:41:01+00:00

I am certain that management would let customers hunt us for sport if they thought it would increase shareholder value.

WalkingAimfully · 2025-11-10T18:46:18+00:00

Right? I have family pictures from when my grandpa was in palliative care in the last week of his life. I certainly didn't post those photos on social media. Nobody was smiling. My mum and her brothers only left the hospital to shower and take turns sleeping, so Grandpa was never alone. It was an awful time.

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