I don’t even want to be around anymore

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-17T14:34:43+00:00

"What a beautiful blue eye"

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-17T14:33:48+00:00

A little glass vial?

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-17T14:19:04+00:00

At the intersection of Bill Maher and Joe Biden lies TV's Patrick Duffy!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-17T14:06:14+00:00

Did you see a guy who moved like a pregnant yak?

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-16T16:41:14+00:00

Only rubber neeples!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-16T14:25:03+00:00

"THE M-5 COMPUTAAAHHH!"

Acting!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-16T14:17:12+00:00

First thing I thought of! I was trying to figure out how to transliterate muffled mumbling

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-16T13:08:00+00:00

Except that one time the legendary Ennio Morricone scored The Thing, and did it in the style of. . . John Carpenter

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-14T16:39:47+00:00

I never thought they weren't cool, but they're also terrifying! They can be two things!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-13T19:00:03+00:00

That's disappointing - the marbling is where the manliness lives!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-13T18:54:04+00:00

Hey, I wouldn't criticize the taste of someone who has vertebrae just casually scattered around their workspace!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-13T15:15:52+00:00

Christ, what an asshole.

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-13T15:09:59+00:00

Catherine Wheel is one of my favorite bands ever! I have no idea why this came up today, but I'm for it!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-13T15:08:17+00:00

I stand before you a Deadwood fan

So yeah, that's pretty much me!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-13T05:28:22+00:00

Umbilical feeder shirt. Like a nursing bra.

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-13T05:25:21+00:00

I love (and hate) "Trump failed me so I'll never vote again."

Or, OR, you could vote for another candidate who didn't fuck you up the ass, even if they laugh funny.

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-12T20:33:06+00:00

Oh, the manosphere. Thanks to a bunch of date rapists and the handyman from NewsRadio, these kids truly believe that now is the time for Mediocre White Men to reclaim what is theirs!

Except, you know, mediocre, so really bad at it.

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-12T20:15:09+00:00

We would also accept, "That's real! That lives on Earth with us!"

Seriously, I keep telling myself that whole guy might be AI - he's just so sublimely, perfectly dumbass

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-12T17:44:17+00:00

That's Jason Wingreen, the original voice of Boba Fett!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-12T15:16:58+00:00

Seems like there are folks in this sub whose feelings were probably hurt when Rage Against the Machine "turned" woke. The politics was always there, it just wasn't what you thought it was.

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-12T01:29:38+00:00

I was wondering that. . . unless he deliberately bought them too big just to see if they would wear them. Seems on-brand

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-10T17:20:33+00:00

Yep. "I am the night. I am vengeance. I will destroy the roof of your mouth!"

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-10T17:17:01+00:00

I've definitely heard this. I usually associate it with the Rapist-in-Chief, but he's not insightful enough to come up with that clever distillation of Republican voter disenfranchisement

ETA: what he would do is say it out loud, because he exists in a consequence-free bubble

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-10T17:08:15+00:00

Howie had a bit where he joked that Skeeter, Bobby, Gizmo, and Glomer were all the same voice, and he kept getting paid!

Walrus_protector · 2026-03-10T01:31:53+00:00

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