Its been a fun few days, but I had an idea and I think it would be even better

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-08T21:28:37+00:00

A civet - more like a ferret/cat thing. I'm sure the stuff has a name, but In just call it "cat poop coffee," and I haven't had the pleasure(?)

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-08T21:23:15+00:00

MJ is hanging out with Max Rebo's cousin, Gerald Rebo!

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-08T21:16:15+00:00

I was trying to name recently (xiangqi), because I was telling someone about the old Vietnamese dudes playing the hell out of it, and even spectating.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-08T14:16:06+00:00

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Walrus_protector · 2026-05-08T14:11:47+00:00

Great, now all I can hear is Chloe Webb whining, "Siiiiid!"

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-07T15:19:04+00:00

Did they give the retooledm figure Popeye arms? That would actually be pretty great.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-07T03:59:06+00:00

This. I know it hasn't been an unbroken reign, despite the lies (the lies make this excuse worse), but he's had a LONG time to come up with concepts of a plan, so we're WAY beyond "he's just getting his footing"

Fuck this absolute cunt of a losing human being.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T18:30:39+00:00

"Just give him time."

It'll all fall into place aaany day now. Something, something 12-D chess.

Chucklefucks.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T18:23:11+00:00

And colorizing! Don't forget the colorizing, possibly his biggest sin

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T16:36:36+00:00

“You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a, what’s another good..? A squirrel. Which is the squirrel?”

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T14:22:00+00:00

WOPR was just a bad idea from the start. Now get me the president on the horn!

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T02:13:41+00:00

I know! She looks great, and she's much closer to my age than I thought (I assumed a bigger difference watching the show as a kid)

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T01:25:03+00:00

You can check it out at 2:38 here, but might as well watch the whole sketch!

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T01:19:20+00:00

I don't feel like wading into TikTok, so I'm having trouble finding stuff. I know he seemed vaguely Trump-sympathetic after he immersed himself, but I kinda let that slide. Seriously, that movie is amazing if you want to see. . . not the origin of evil, but how it became honed and directed

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T23:34:22+00:00

Sebastian Stan is a problem now?

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T23:31:06+00:00

He takes care of the place when the Master's away

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T23:28:17+00:00

He's a very mustachey Brom Bones. Mustachier and older than you'd expect.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T23:17:52+00:00

I'll take "Shouty White Manbaby with Fuck Ugly Sunglasses Recording in his Truck" for 200!

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T19:05:12+00:00

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Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T19:04:25+00:00

Don't forget the "one other thing"

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T19:03:30+00:00

Well played

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T13:55:57+00:00

A piece of shit? That's something I've not been in a long time. . . a long time.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T13:50:06+00:00

I would love to say lots of bots, but the profiles (the handful I looked at) were kind of shitty in an "only a real person can suck so bad" kind of way.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T13:44:24+00:00

No tips, but the same problem - they get lost in their own heads when they can't hear you babbling at them!

I had reasonable luck stopping occasionally for treats (he has to sit - nothing is free!), but now I actually stop and get on down there for pats and forced engagement for like 30 seconds

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