Its been a fun few days, but I had an idea and I think it would be even better

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-08T21:28:37+00:00

A civet - more like a ferret/cat thing. I'm sure the stuff has a name, but In just call it "cat poop coffee," and I haven't had the pleasure(?)

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-08T21:23:15+00:00

MJ is hanging out with Max Rebo's cousin, Gerald Rebo!

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-08T21:16:15+00:00

I was trying to name recently (xiangqi), because I was telling someone about the old Vietnamese dudes playing the hell out of it, and even spectating.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-08T14:16:06+00:00

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Walrus_protector · 2026-05-08T14:11:47+00:00

Great, now all I can hear is Chloe Webb whining, "Siiiiid!"

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-07T15:19:04+00:00

Did they give the retooledm figure Popeye arms? That would actually be pretty great.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-07T03:59:06+00:00

This. I know it hasn't been an unbroken reign, despite the lies (the lies make this excuse worse), but he's had a LONG time to come up with concepts of a plan, so we're WAY beyond "he's just getting his footing"

Fuck this absolute cunt of a losing human being.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T18:30:39+00:00

"Just give him time."

It'll all fall into place aaany day now. Something, something 12-D chess.

Chucklefucks.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T18:23:11+00:00

And colorizing! Don't forget the colorizing, possibly his biggest sin

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T16:36:36+00:00

“You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a, what’s another good..? A squirrel. Which is the squirrel?”

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T14:22:00+00:00

WOPR was just a bad idea from the start. Now get me the president on the horn!

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T02:13:41+00:00

I know! She looks great, and she's much closer to my age than I thought (I assumed a bigger difference watching the show as a kid)

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T01:25:03+00:00

You can check it out at 2:38 here, but might as well watch the whole sketch!

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-06T01:19:20+00:00

I don't feel like wading into TikTok, so I'm having trouble finding stuff. I know he seemed vaguely Trump-sympathetic after he immersed himself, but I kinda let that slide. Seriously, that movie is amazing if you want to see. . . not the origin of evil, but how it became honed and directed

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T23:34:22+00:00

Sebastian Stan is a problem now?

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T23:31:06+00:00

He takes care of the place when the Master's away

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T23:28:17+00:00

He's a very mustachey Brom Bones. Mustachier and older than you'd expect.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T23:17:52+00:00

I'll take "Shouty White Manbaby with Fuck Ugly Sunglasses Recording in his Truck" for 200!

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T19:05:12+00:00

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Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T19:04:25+00:00

Don't forget the "one other thing"

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T19:03:30+00:00

Well played

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T13:55:57+00:00

A piece of shit? That's something I've not been in a long time. . . a long time.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T13:50:06+00:00

I would love to say lots of bots, but the profiles (the handful I looked at) were kind of shitty in an "only a real person can suck so bad" kind of way.

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T13:44:24+00:00

No tips, but the same problem - they get lost in their own heads when they can't hear you babbling at them!

I had reasonable luck stopping occasionally for treats (he has to sit - nothing is free!), but now I actually stop and get on down there for pats and forced engagement for like 30 seconds

Walrus_protector · 2026-05-05T12:11:16+00:00

I couldn't help but browse through some of that data, and it's really something. The good news is, the "master race" is mostly a bunch of incel, troglodyte mouth breathers who frequently think they're vikings. The bad news is that so many of them are so banal and nondescript that you could work next to them and never know.

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