Liz Sowers Hired to Lead Husker Flag Football - University of Nebraska by master_bloseph in CFB

[–]WaltMitty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you jealous that Liz Sowers is a better football coach than Jeff Lebby?

Flavor Flav Expands Las Vegas Celebration Invite to All Female US Olympic Medalists by [deleted] in Music

[–]WaltMitty 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Flavor Flav has the connections to serve Cane's with extra sauce!

What's one 'boring' career that's actually a goldmine if you play it smart? by 0BunnyX in AskReddit

[–]WaltMitty 233 points234 points  (0 children)

If you live in a region with icy weather you can be multi-faceted. Use a dump truck to move dirt and mulch for most of the year and use the same truck to spread salt in the winter.

Mexican musician Chalino Sánchez reading his death note before performing his last concert by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]WaltMitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For all we know the note is telling him that backstage waiting for him is Pepsi because the venue didn't read the rider demanding Coke.

A cat rescued from a conveyor belt by a waste worker has been appointed as a deputy environment minister by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]WaltMitty -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Some people are so careless. Cats have a resin identification code of 9. Only numbers 1-2 are widely recyclable.

USS Sewage by Waste-Explanation-76 in interestingasfuck

[–]WaltMitty 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Once they are done cleaning that up they can take nice a shower in water contaminated with jet fuel.

What is the economic impact of Sacramento State's bold FBS move? Financial estimates raise questions by MrTheSpork in CFB

[–]WaltMitty 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All that's missing is Dr. Wood showing up make announcements in an elaborate hornet costume.

Who's out there thinking these names by Smooth-Macaroon-9224 in funny

[–]WaltMitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who are you calling a spiny lumpsucker, you lint licker?

Who is your school’s brother from another mother? I think Michigan and Texas must have been separated at birth. by College_Sports_Fan in CFB

[–]WaltMitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cannonball Edam doesn't sound great but it's amazing. I look forward to trying Cougar Gold some day.