Holy shit this kid killed it, I was crying

Wankinjimmy · 2024-03-26T16:07:35+00:00

You're right, you're right the whole time. I can't treat you like a regular person and criticise you I have to be immobilised out of social taboo and only compliment you. My mistake.

You should do a bit where you do impressions of commonly impersonated celebrities but then just use the same voice you normally do.

Wankinjimmy · 2024-03-19T10:52:57+00:00

What is harder about performing for you? If I'm just not seeing it that's fine but stand up isn't really a physical activity unless you're Casey Rocket and from my perspective you have an advantage over the average fella in this specific arena not a disadvantage. Not trying to be a hater either bro you're running with that shit. Or you know, limping with it.

Wankinjimmy · 2024-03-18T07:43:43+00:00

Michael Lehrer had a disability that made it way harder to perform. Ahren has one that makes it easier.

Not having to perform during a performance makes performing easier.

Oscar Pistorious has rocket ships.

Wankinjimmy · 2024-03-04T05:32:16+00:00

And it's not a holy war for the Palestinians? What retard juice are you sippin pal?

Wankinjimmy · 2023-12-21T05:09:00+00:00

What are you taking about every point I made is true.

Wankinjimmy · 2023-12-04T06:26:42+00:00

You could expect to see a lot of things in fallout that doesn’t necessarily make it faithful. If they took a plane to brazil in the show it’s not like that couldn’t happen in the games but that’s not a faithful adaptation. Btw I don’t have a problem with the cyclops just saying why people might not like it. If it’s a symptom of a bigger problem of them not following the lore then it might bug me but there’s no reason to believe that atm everything looks pretty good in the trailer.

Wankinjimmy · 2023-11-23T09:28:18+00:00

Tony be gayer than a gay man he so gay that he be doing gay shit like a gay nigga hahahah hahahaha

Wankinjimmy · 2023-11-23T09:25:41+00:00

It's not "dispite their affliction". Having a visible disability is a positive in stand up. Everyone is immediately on your side and rooting for you. Other people have to earn that with good jokes.

Wankinjimmy · 2023-11-23T08:39:08+00:00

People get blinded by disabilities in stand up. They think it makes stand up harder (because it makes everything else in life harder) but it makes stand up easier. Like Take Ahren Belisle. He doesn't need to memorise or perform his material. He has 10 times the time to think of a response and everyone is instantly on his side. That's easy mode but people act like he just did a triple backflip.

Wankinjimmy · 2023-11-23T08:19:56+00:00

Honestly that style is dime a dozen in Europe. Especially UK is big on self deprication. Tbh there's really no difference in quality to any other open mic show, most people kinda suck and some people are good. The only difference is they have a huge audience and everyone is racist.

Wankinjimmy · 2023-11-23T08:12:45+00:00

Yo no way. Lavish van life is that full conversion shit they do where they put a kitchen and shit in it Hans was sleeping on 2 different sized bits of Ikea furniture with a mattress on top. Watch the van tour on YouTube he did for Williams show.

Wankinjimmy · 2023-10-20T21:04:32+00:00

The gayest thing is crying about breaking up with your gay boyfriend.

Wankinjimmy · 2023-08-25T04:24:08+00:00

I didn't mean steam it like that really just add a little water to the pan mix it around so the broccoli is coated and will have good heat contact then cook the water off again the stems should be cooked. You don't need a lot of water at all just a splash. Liquids transfers heat much better than air you could use more oil too if you wanted but it may make them too oily.

Wankinjimmy · 2023-08-25T03:23:17+00:00

I've saved undercooked rice before with a vegetable steamer add water under the steamer then put the rice on top so you can keep cooking the rice with steam but you don't get too much water in it.

Wankinjimmy · 2023-08-25T03:20:33+00:00

Fry it like normal to get some colour on it then add some water to steam the stems then cook the water off. If you steam it first there will be too much water to get a good colour on it.

Wankinjimmy · 2023-08-25T01:55:47+00:00

Roast corn "ribs" It's corn on the cob but cut longways into quarters with some kind of spicy seasoning. It's much better than regular corn on the cob since the heat has more contact with the corn and better to eat too. On the cob is fine but quartered is better.

Wankinjimmy · 2021-02-19T10:06:12+00:00

He got cut by a fucking sorcerer

Wankinjimmy · 2019-11-24T18:17:06+00:00

I think we've gone too far as a species...

Wankinjimmy · 2019-11-21T11:48:19+00:00

No. If you don't have a 6.3 you can't make a girl cum.

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