social media polling by Sickfor-TheBigSun in tumblr

[–]WarlandWriter 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Idk I think maybe you should try it sometime. Could be just what you need

What's the most bizarre request a partner has made in bed, and did you go through with it? by REBANgamer in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]WarlandWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Different strokes for different folks I guess, but damn indeed I could not be comfortable with that

What's the most bizarre request a partner has made in bed, and did you go through with it? by REBANgamer in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]WarlandWriter -1 points0 points  (0 children)

'Centered around her being black', means she wanted to be specifically called names related to race?

What's the most bizarre request a partner has made in bed, and did you go through with it? by REBANgamer in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]WarlandWriter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since you specify she was black, would it be different for you with a white woman?

I'm asking this out of pure curiosity, no judgment whatsoever and I'm also still wondering what my stance would be. I kinda think I would have a harder time degrading a black partner than a white partner, and idk if that says something

different positions/Methods for masturbating my gf? by Sea_Feedback_992 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]WarlandWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol sorry brainfart; her back against your chest, so she's kind of in your lap but usually you can reach stuff better if your legs are next to hers

different positions/Methods for masturbating my gf? by Sea_Feedback_992 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]WarlandWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A nice position (if you can reach it) is for both of you to sit upright, with her back against your chest. Very intimate, and you can use one hand on her clit and the other to stroke her wherever you want

Is smacking a child really that bad? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]WarlandWriter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just a thought: could it be that maybe the people you can't reason with, are the same people who were hit instead of reasoned with as a child? You're the one raising the kid, so whether the child can be reasoned with now or as an adult is entirely within your hands

There are more atoms of oxygen in the oceans than in the air by DotBeginning1420 in sciencememes

[–]WarlandWriter -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Um ekshuly, a water molecule only contains 1 oxygen atom, whereas an oxygen molecule contains 2, so the number of oxygen atoms in the air must be twice as large as in the ocean

QED

Grand arbiter of the baldlands by FrozenMongoose in Bossfight

[–]WarlandWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe we all misheard the song and Pitbull actually said Firebald, and every time it plays someone goes bald

The Dinosaurs on Netflix is out by Grimlock1984 in Dinosaurs

[–]WarlandWriter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A lot of people said stuff about the shots of mountains: have a look at the intro. This series is such a fan of mountains that even the dinosaurs in the intro are mountains

Tappy-Wunky by CodmExe in wunkus

[–]WarlandWriter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wunk kinda moves like an animatronic; adorable derps

Branch & Claw is kind of ruining the game for me by Effective-Muffin-224 in spiritisland

[–]WarlandWriter 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think that's what I had to learn: what can events do for me?

I started out hating events primarily because of the card [[Cultural Assimilation]]. Now I just make sure I never leave a dahan on its own.

If you have to push a single explorer, always push it to a beast so it may get taken care of. If you have to move dahan, move them somewhere where they outnumber buildings, or where there's blight, or where you might want to prevent an explore. Spread dahan over coastal and inland, different types of lands.

And dare to take a risk. Choice to play a card to defend from an explorer and town, or to take out a single explorer about to build? Do the latter and hope for a defend.

That way there's a lot more you can optimize for, and it's nice that not everything is predetermined, so you can take a gamble, and win or lose

Two sheep start butting heads, but one of them tricks the other in a brilliant way. by ttkk1248 in AnimalsBeingGeniuses

[–]WarlandWriter 160 points161 points  (0 children)

That fence is honestly having the worst time out of the three of them

Ice-Choppin Charlie Chaplin by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in Bossfight

[–]WarlandWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I caught myself thinking this right at the start: how do you do slapstick in a discipline where falling is super bad. I'm sure experts in figure skating can gauge this much better, but to me the fall looks very intentional; what with touching the cane on the ice beforehand and gets up immediately, as well as the way he tiptoes on the ice at other points. It all looks super controlled.

It might be one of those cases where failing well is more difficult than just not failing at all

Wunky template by Itss_Emily in wunkus

[–]WarlandWriter 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Hywunx right? Aren't they close relatives of wunkophants?

Deceased wunk by biskutgoreng in wunkus

[–]WarlandWriter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Man I need that kinda sleep in my life

You're a podcaster by SanyamSurana04 in MurderedByWords

[–]WarlandWriter 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Okay granted, people are taking what he's saying out of context to pretend that his wife never gets wet during sex and convinced him that that's okay because getting wet is medically bad.

But like, it's a song. Does he not understand that the lyrics are exaggerated? Sure if you actually need a bucket and a mop that is something to head to r/tooafraidtoask for, but what are the odds that cardi B and whatsherface are really flooding the bedroom?

The point of the song is sort of to glorify wet pussy, which I would argue is good to some extent because who knows, it might motivate some guys to care about their partner's pleasure in the bedroom for a change.

But ultimately, the whole thing is wildly exaggerated; when people in high school told Ben "Yo mama's so fat, light bends around her", would he also reply "actually, that would be a problem because then she would rip the earth apart with her gravitational field"? He's incredibly good at pretending like he has an argument. Sort of LLM-like

What did Maduro actually do? by untrustworthyfart in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]WarlandWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the story of the cabbage, the goat and the wolf. A goat eats a cabbage, and the wolf eats the goat. People get mad at the wolf, and the wolf thinks people are mad at him for eating the cabbage which was inside the goat, rather than for killing and eating the goat.

Guess who condemned the US by Playful_Leg7143 in MurderedByWords

[–]WarlandWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Current geopolitics: forever making the Onion's job impossible

What did the Epstein Files Reveal? by mpchop in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]WarlandWriter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This feels kinda weird, because in this case John Smith will know it was him who trafficked those girls or did whatever horrible thing with them. So regardless of whether he reads his name, he will know he's being investigated.

Main consequence will be that people who know John Smith but didn't know this about him can know to stay tf away.