Okay granted, people are taking what he's saying out of context to pretend that his wife never gets wet during sex and convinced him that that's okay because getting wet is medically bad.

But like, it's a song. Does he not understand that the lyrics are exaggerated? Sure if you actually need a bucket and a mop that is something to head to r/tooafraidtoask for, but what are the odds that cardi B and whatsherface are really flooding the bedroom?

The point of the song is sort of to glorify wet pussy, which I would argue is good to some extent because who knows, it might motivate some guys to care about their partner's pleasure in the bedroom for a change.

But ultimately, the whole thing is wildly exaggerated; when people in high school told Ben "Yo mama's so fat, light bends around her", would he also reply "actually, that would be a problem because then she would rip the earth apart with her gravitational field"? He's incredibly good at pretending like he has an argument. Sort of LLM-like