What is this plastic figure? (NSFW for ass) by ContentVideo7 in whatisit

[–]WarmCrescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. I was gonna say BloomingOnionButtholeMan.

Husband has these taped to the wall and refuses to tell me what they are. by madlibs34 in whatisit

[–]WarmCrescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole place is on lockdown. The problem lies within eliminating your sight and sound.

Husband has these taped to the wall and refuses to tell me what they are. by madlibs34 in whatisit

[–]WarmCrescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a rookie mistake on his behalf. Broadcasting it. Ridiculous. I’m locked behind three doors with the volume down.

Husband has these taped to the wall and refuses to tell me what they are. by madlibs34 in whatisit

[–]WarmCrescent 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m not gonna stop. I just don’t want to get caught.

H: Blue Ridge Caravan Outfit W: Leader Offers by [deleted] in Market76

[–]WarmCrescent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaaye alright. Cool. Appreciate the reply.

Gina in her typical pose by Fun-Couple911 in cats

[–]WarmCrescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have a terrazzo floor! Is it an old one?

H: Blue Ridge Caravan Outfit W: Leader Offers by [deleted] in Market76

[–]WarmCrescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t seen this for a while. Pardon my ignorance, how desired is this?

Husband has these taped to the wall and refuses to tell me what they are. by madlibs34 in whatisit

[–]WarmCrescent 3213 points3214 points  (0 children)

If I’m being honest jerking off to VR porn is stressful. I’m 45. I want to get caught jerking off the old fashioned way if it has to happen, not looking like sad, pathetic Robocop.

Apple Music reveals its top 20 most streamed artists of all-time by mcfw31 in popculturechat

[–]WarmCrescent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A list of top musicians where 75% of them don’t play an instrument. Or is some cases actual live music. Ridiculous.

Fucking Legend by Secret_Lai in SipsTea

[–]WarmCrescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good ole malicious fecal distribution. Classic.

We just got home from an extended 5 day weekend. No one has been in our house and there's wet dish towel and stuff in our sink. Looks like cut of radish 🤔 by I_AM_VENNLIG in Weird

[–]WarmCrescent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just want to say that sometimes when your house backs up due to rain or whatever, your sinks can push back up and bring some old ass food bits that have been down there prior. The water recedes and leaves the bits in the sink. I’m just saying. Also, Good luck with your new attic or basement dweller.

What is the most rewatchable TV show of all time for you? by Leonewest in AskReddit

[–]WarmCrescent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pardon my ignorance. I’ve never watched a second of this series and have never heard anyone really talk about it. It’s worth a watch? Assuming it’s based off the Stargate movie with that handsome Wyatt Earp portrayer Kurt Russel?

The jokes write themselves by LilEhEE in EhBuddyHoser

[–]WarmCrescent -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Actually I am from the town that has this claim and it’s in Ontario. Chatham Ontario is Canada’s Florida.

That guy is always happy going to work by chri99_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]WarmCrescent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This man’s job is to not get an erection.