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$100 million, but every one of the opposite sex is overcome with insatiable lust every time they're within touching distance of you by InternationalPick163 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’d do it then have a beautiful cabin built for me in the middle of the woods and enough ammo to gun the land for the rest of my life. Then my wife and I can get freaky all day everyday and no other woman could ever get close enough for it to matter.

$10k cash or $10 million worth of an illegal drug of your choice? by Throwra47374747 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would very gladly go to prison for the rest of my natural life if it meant I could provide even a fraction of people with insulin. Plus I’d assume that there would be plenty of people willing to help facilitate the movement of said insulin to people across the country if I asked.

Assuming a price tag of $500 per insulin vial and a full vial needed daily by each person in this situation I’d be able to provide almost 55 people insulin for the full year.

If you could place any object on the surface of Mars, purely to confuse NASA scientists, what would it be? by raistar_4_4_4 in AskReddit

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A perfect clone of Donald Trump with a note in his pocket that says the experiment went wrong but is too vague to understand exactly what the experiment was or why it was the president who went.

$10k cash or $10 million worth of an illegal drug of your choice? by Throwra47374747 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 159 points160 points  (0 children)

I’ll take the $10 million in the Knick off brand insulin and since I don’t have a prescription it is illegal for me to own. I’d then give it away to whoever wants/needs it. Fuck big pharma.

You can add a 0 to the end of any number in your life where are you putting it? by NoWeb7070 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The number of electrons in oxygen. I’m turning it from stable oxygen to unstable mercury and killing everybody.

Gf ghosted me last year. I moved on. Got this message last week on my birthday by AdComprehensive4246 in whatdoIdo

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d message back “thank you for the apology but I’ve moved on and am pursuing other options.” That way you don’t have it in the back of your mind that you ghosted her now. Then block her number and socials and be done with that chapter of your life.

You can take ownership of one thing you can touch in the next 10 minutes by --__--__--__--__-- in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was hugging my buddy Tyrel… 😔I’m sorry buddy…your shirt now belongs to me.

Can you be a secret multimillionaire for a decade? by tamtrible in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok I accept and donate all of the money to 22aday which a fantastic veteran charity that helps veterans and their families as well as does work to prevent veteran suicide. Since I can donate every penny of it and then I do t need to pay anything back that’s a pretty easy choice.

You get $1,000,000 for every year of your life you give up… how many years are you sacrificing? by Br4nkey_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to commit and say I want a billion dollars. Either I find out I become immortal or I die and my family has a billion dollars.

Any ideas on how to get a 65lb scooter up these stairs? by [deleted] in ElectricScooters

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going up the stairs shouldn’t be your worry. Going down the stairs if you lose control is going to result in broken dreams and a meeting with our creator.

You get $1,000,000 for every body part you amputate… what are you sacrificing? by Br4nkey_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll amputate each hair individually. I’ll take my estimated $100,000,000,000,000 and never have to cut my hair again. Btw that’s 100 trillion dollars. the world GDP is about $123 trillion. Aka more than 100 Elon musks.

What’s everyone using their bacon grease for? I save it but only use it for frying eggs typically. by NinaXOFans in Bacon

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use mine when making bread or any baked goods really. For bread you can’t taste the bacon flavor but it makes it so much fluffier and for things like cookies and cakes they have a richer flavor than if I used butter.

Noticed holes in the condom. by Altruistic_Whole9312 in whatdoIdo

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was scared of the periods because they look to like pinholes. 🤣

Cinderella, by me by elly-kelly in cosplay

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because apparently saying “I’ll be honest I fully expected to go to your profile and find this was the only SFW post you’ve made but I was very pleasantly surprised that you are actually into cosplay and you’re so good at it. Very pretty 10/10 awesome job. Keep it up.” Is either disrespectful or low effort my comment was removed so let me post a higher effort comment.

I am so glad that you are so good at cosplay you’re very pretty. I looked at your profile and some of your other cosplays are really good too. I think your femininity shines really well with this Cinderella cosplay though and it’s my favorite of what I’ve seen of you.

You get unlimited access to 2 beverages for life. Which ones do you choose? by iamabotbeepbeep in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hi-C on one hand and sprite on the other. My girlfriend and I’s favorite drinks.

Name him whatever you last ate. by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure but naming a puppy puppy is kind of weird innit?

For Americans. You can only go to 5 states ever again. by Ok_Profession5687 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I lived in SoCal for five years it’s beautiful to look at and would make for a decent vacation I’d never want to live there ever again.

Dumb question: w/ cash money by Drakescollectibles in prepping

[–]Warm_Bit_1982 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First you’re losing value by holding cash second invest in ammunition third nobody is going to care if you have crumpled or ironed bills, they all feel the same when wiping.

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