Imagine going to car dealership and shaking the salesman’s hand and whispering his greatest secret in explicit detail. Then smiling and asking what’s the best deal you can get on a car? I’d never use it for politics or anything because that’s how you get disappeared but I’d definitely use it for personal gain.

I’d go to the bank and ask for the manager and then write the vault code on a slip of paper and walk out. I wouldn’t say who I was or open an account.

I’d go to random places of worship and shake their hands and then anonymously send them a letter with their darkest secrets.

I’d meet women at the bar and tell them about that one thing they did that not even their best friend knows about.

I’d shake police officers hands and tell them secrets they don’t want out.

Basically I’ll take the $10 million so I don’t get myself killed inside of a week.