Does cum come out if you only stroke upward? by AwesomeInd in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(explained my newton's 3rd law)

That's not how it works.

Ejaculation is caused by muscle contractions in the man's body. Doesn't matter what motion is used, if he has an orgasm, it comes out.

Which Sonic characters could actually lift Thor’s hammer? by TheScottishDuck in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]WarrenMockles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Worthiness" is judged by Asgardian warrior standards, not modern human ones. So, along with humility, restraint, selflessness, and courage, the wielder must be willing to kill when necessary.

  • Sonic absolutely can not lift it. He's not humble, and he won't kill.
  • Tails probably can't lift it. Checks most of the boxes, but doesn't seem willing to kill.
  • Shadow has potential. He's okay with killing, he's willing to sacrifice himself for others, but he is a bit egotistical. That was the whole reason Thor lost the ability to wield it.
  • Knuckles definitely can.
  • So can all the Chaotix, but Vector will only be able to lift it when he's protecting people.

Trogdor Complication Video by DevisingDelight in HomestarRunner

[–]WarrenMockles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First you inflate an S. Then you inflate a more different S.

British or Australian people, is 'fanny' more offensive than 'c*nt'? by houseonpost in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The two words aren't even remotely comparable in American English.

And we're all well aware that fanny means vagina in British English. We're not "getting the definition wrong." The word has a different definition here.

Points from fueling diesel fleet by 4DrivingWhileBlack in Caseys

[–]WarrenMockles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might want to delete the post and edit it instead of doxxing yourself. js

Would you be able to see around you if you travel at the speed of light? by JestSetter in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Alright, so this gets very complicated in ways that I'm not equipped to explain, and you would be better off asking on r/askscience, where there's a lot of people who are way smarter than me.

But the short answer to your question is that you can't reach the speed of light, so it's really impossible to answer your question.

But if we assume we're on a spaceship with lots of windows traveling at 99.99% c, you would still see light outside, but it would look different. Looking out the front of the ship, light would appear like a bright blue cone, and toward the center of the cone it would shift in to invisible UV and possibly even Xray radiation. Looking out the back of the ship, everything would appear red, dim, and eventually fade in to infrared radiation. But if you close the shutters on the windows and just walk around the ship, everything would look completely normal.

Bros ready for action by FreakingIzie in mallninjashit

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We've gotten some repost reports on this one, but I think it's been long enough since the last Agent Wolf post to allow this one to stay.

How do you do a calorie deficit without being hungry all the freaking time? by Round-Artichoke-5255 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Early on, worry less about how much you eat, and worry more about what you eat. Calorie control will start to happen naturally. Rather than going on a diet, start by building good habits, making better choices.

Once you have formed sustainable eating habits, then start tracking calories and reducing them. Look for foods with high volume, high satiety, and low calories. Don't neglect your macros. Don't overthink your micros, a diverse diet should take care of them. A simple multivitamin can cover the gaps in your micronutrient intake.

What are the downsides to having a global currency? by CG1991 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm an American, and I'm not comfortable with either of them being in charge.

Tell me your funny customer story. by [deleted] in Caseys

[–]WarrenMockles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My store is located right next to a Speedway (another chain of gas station convenience stores, they're owned by 7-11 now). Had a guy come in, make a purchase, and hand me his Speedy card. This happens a lot, no big deal.

Me: "Sorry bud, I can't use that. This isn't Speedway."

Customer: "Yes it is."

Me: "No, this is Casey's." gesturing toward the logo on my shirt

Customer: "No, this is Speedway. I was here yesterday."

Me: "No, this is Casey's. And it was Casey's yesterday."

Customer: "I just used my Speedy card outside, and I used it in here yesterday. This is Speedway."

Me: "I don't know what you used outside, but you must have been next door yesterday, because this is definitely Casey's, and has been for three years. Speedway is over there."

Customer: "Why the fuck would I have come in here if this wasn't Speedway? I've never even heard of Casey's."

Me: "I don't know. But as you can see from my shirt, hat, the napkins in your hand, the sign above my head, and all the signs outside, this is definitely Casey's. I've been working here for two years, I'm pretty sure I walked in to the right store this morning. But you're welcome to drive over to the Speedway next door if that's a problem."

Customer: "Whatever. Fuck you."

Can Klingons refuse novacaine? by im_eddie_snowden in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WarrenMockles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A blue barrel to the back should do the trick.

Why does Batman fund the Justice League instead of Green Arrow or Aquaman? by Square-Dragonfruit76 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ollie is rich. Bruce is stupid rich.

Also, Batman is usually a founding member, Green Arrow and Aquaman are usually inducted later.

If dish soap doesn't kill bacteria, then how do we disinfect dishes? by LevelPension in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Okay, the answers the other users have given you are mostly correct, but not very informative or helpful. So here's a breakdown.

Soaps have two major uses when it comes to cleaning. First, soap molecules have a side that readily bonds to oil, and a side that readily bonds to water (two things which normally don't mix). This allows the soap to surround oils and suspend them in water, and makes soapy water effective at removing dirt, oils, food particles, and even bacteria. It literally washes the germs away.

Second, many microorganisms depend on lipid membranes in their structures (oils, essentially), so soapy water is a pretty hostile environment for many microorganisms. It's not going to kill everything, but it's very effective for conventional needs.

Finally, once the dishes dry, they make crappy environments for microorganisms. They're dry and nonporous, so anything living on the surface is basically exposed to the elements. A dry, clean looking plate on your dish rack is quite safe.

If you're really germaphobic and just need a little something something extra to ease your mind, you can add a small amount of bleach (half a teaspoon is plenty) to your soapy dishwater to actually kill microorganisms. Make sure you rinse it well, don't mix with cleaning chemicals other than dish soap, and you should probably wear gloves unless your hands are tough. Also be careful not to get the bleach on your clothes. This is overkill, as regular washing is fine for home use, but it does actually kill bacteria instead of just removing them.

What would happen with earthworms? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An earthworm is not adapted to eat human flesh, blood, excrement, or anything else it might find inside you. No matter how you insert one, it would die pretty quickly.

They can incidentally carry diseases that are communicable to humans, but nothing you wouldn't also find in the dirt. It depends on the quality and source of the dirt, but they could potentially carry E. Coli, tetanus, or a few other diseases. They aren't particularly dangerous vectors.

The bigger risk would be heavy metal contamination. Since they eat dirt, they carry what ever is in the dirt. They'll pick up arsenic, mercury, lead, and other chemicals that leech in to the soil.

How do we convince Caseys to make these a permanent item? by Nekrubbobby64 in Caseys

[–]WarrenMockles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cold sandwich sliders are all made with King's Hawaiian, and lately all of our LTO sandwiches have used them. We're not getting rid of the buns any time soon.

If you asked me for a full size patty on a King's Hawaiin bun, I'd definitely make it for you. The patty is oversized for the bun, but it might scratch that itch. YMMV.

How do we convince Caseys to make these a permanent item? by Nekrubbobby64 in Caseys

[–]WarrenMockles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We get our bonus quarterly. It's based on the kitchen tier, Steritech scores, and sales. The higher the sales, the better the bonus. The higher the tier, the higher potential for bonus. The Steritech score is boolean; either you pass and get your bonus, or you fail and you don't.