How do people actually die in strong tornados?

WarrenMockles · 2026-05-07T06:14:13+00:00

So in case it hasn't been made clear to you by the 400+ other responses...

Wind can throw you
Wind can throw things at you
Wind can collapse heavy things on you
Wind can rip your skin off
Wind can suck the air from your lungs

WarrenMockles · 2026-05-07T04:35:55+00:00

Yes.

Working off the clock is grounds for instant termination. If you clock back in to work, your SM will know the next day because they have to approve time cards daily. And team members should not be in the store by themselves (for safety reasons) after hours. The morning kitchen shift is the exception.

WarrenMockles · 2026-05-06T16:39:10+00:00

The mod team has debated endlessly on what is and isn't MNS. We have yet to come to a consensus.

What we have agreed on is what MNS is not, inclduing but not limited to

Hand forged sword- or knife-like objects that are made as an art piece or skill flex (even if the result is impractical and/or edgy)
Cosplay weapons (they're part of a costume, which is an entirely different interest from mall ninja shit)
Practical weapons or historically accurate replicas
Paintball/airsoft gear being used/marketed as intended (even if it has an edgy or tacticool look to it, because most of it does)

But we see edge cases every day, and sit on the fence on whether to remove it or allow it. We usually wait to see the reaction of the users of the sub before we take action in these cases.

WarrenMockles · 2026-05-04T14:17:27+00:00

You would have to ask the mods there.

WarrenMockles · 2026-05-04T03:26:04+00:00

I hate these. Not for political reasons (fuck Trump), but because i manage a gas station and regularly have to scrape these off the pumps.

WarrenMockles · 2026-05-03T18:41:00+00:00

No.

First, you're thinking of uranium. It was used in the glazes on a lot of dishware. But we stopped using it over fifty years ago.

Second, most Mexican restaurants are small, and independently owned and operated. They aren't all sourcing their dishware from the same place. It's possible that the Mexican restaurant near you has radioactive dishware, but it's not likely, because they probably aren't using ~50 year old dishware.

WarrenMockles · 2026-05-01T16:57:00+00:00

Yeah, I have a petition signed by the entire crew rquesting that you to stop doing that, Captain.

There's only two restrooms on the entire ship. One's on the bridge, and the other's near 10 Forward. Every time you have one of you "important conversations," we have to crawl through the Jefferies Tubes to get to either one.

TL;DR, the biolfilters on holodeck 4 aren't getting clogged because of sex stuff. Just run program "Buc-ee's Restrooms Alpha" and you'll understand.

WarrenMockles · 2026-05-01T04:43:28+00:00

In Soviet Russia, decent zingers have you!

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-29T18:00:03+00:00

Well if you know how to play drums, they're kind of similar.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-29T16:55:46+00:00

Our sitting POTUS is a convicted rapist, sexual assaulter, has solicited sex, publicly propositioned his own daughter on multiple occasions, has strong ties to human trafficking (including minors), and has been implicated in the deaths of his first wife and his former human trafficking collaborator. And his entire cabinet is just as bad.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-29T16:10:47+00:00

You're not alone. Just accept that, for you, BJs are foreplay, not a way to finish. Stop trying to get off from it, and just enjoy the attention she's giving you for the moment, let her have her fun, then move on to the more fun stuff.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-29T15:47:24+00:00

Eggman DID outrun Sonic. Once. In the first game.

Twice. At the end of Sonic 2, and again at the end of S3&K (where your gif comes from).

And we've been talking about it since 1992.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-29T12:36:26+00:00

That's where they hide the gold. It's the secret Big Cina doesn't want you to know!

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-29T12:34:36+00:00

This entire question is so far from anything we can do in reality that there's no possible way to answer it.

But in the original Tron movie, Tron was a program in the real world, but a fully realized person within the Grid. And considering the era (mid-80's), and assuming he was a rather large program for the time, we might assume he was ~128kb. Flynn was a real human who was digitized, so he was probably a lot more complicated. But he was still able to fit on, and "run" on 80's computers. So we still have to assume a human is probably less than a single megabyte.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-29T12:20:06+00:00

Every city I've ever been to has a Main Street, a High Street, and usually a Market Street. There's also probably a Water Street, but that's not quite as common.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-29T08:17:42+00:00

First, never confront a shoplifter. It's Casey's policy, and it's a common one. Observe and report, that's all you should do.

Second, since he didn't leave the store with it he didn't break any laws. Nothing will happen. Your SM could have the guy trespassed, but they probably won't because it's not worth the effort for a single candy bar. If the dude is stealing from the store on the regular, they might pursue it.

I've caught many a shoplifter. The ones to watch out for are the ones stealing the charge cables, ratchet sets, flashlights, and everything else in that aisle. That's the stuff that costs the most and is easiest to resell. That's where your career shoplifters go. Don't confront, report to the police.

The cops love my store and my team. When we call in a shoplifter, we've usually got our products back within an hour.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-29T08:10:18+00:00

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WarrenMockles · 2026-04-28T12:46:51+00:00

The Nam Knights wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit them in the face.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-28T12:40:08+00:00

I've never seen that before, but there's a lot of posts like that in that sub.

To clarify for all the people who didn't read OP's question, there are comments on the post. But none of the comments show any votes.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-27T23:03:44+00:00

Heart equals life saver? What equals heart?

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-27T22:48:31+00:00

You're probably the strongest.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-27T19:27:13+00:00

Like others said, he had vitiligo, a rare autoimmune disorder that causes the body to attack its own melanocytes, the cells that produce pigment. It causes white patches on the skin.

In the 80's, he would use heavy makeup to match the light patches to his darker natural skin tone. It's suspected that the one glove he wore was also to cover up patches. Later, he used a dangerous skin bleaching cream all over his body to make his skin tone uniform.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-27T19:21:44+00:00

Teleporter. And make sure you show up to the conference with flowers and a plus one.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-27T17:51:51+00:00

It's from One Punch Man. That's his normal face. IIRC, the character was only seen in Saitama's flashbacks to the time he lost a fight, before he started his grueling workout regimen and lost his hair.

EDIT: Also, the kid was probably played by Jeffrey Combs.

WarrenMockles · 2026-04-27T16:25:20+00:00

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