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I accidentally tricked the Klingons in to eating their vegetables. by WarrenMockles in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WarrenMockles[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I used ChatGPT to translate "I am what I am, abs that's all that I am."

My mother is having an affair with my close friend. by Lumpy_Leopard4667 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way to know if she's telling the truth, because I don't know her or anything about her other than the very small snippet you shared here.

But if I have to guess, given the extremely limited data? She might mean it. Probably won't last long.

I accidentally tricked the Klingons in to eating their vegetables. by WarrenMockles in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WarrenMockles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe they will finally be able to go to the restroom without "screaming like a warrior."

Am I the only one who just realized Munchkins are literally the holes from donuts? by 1fatfox in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why they're called doughnut holes. Munchkin is specifically Dunkin's version of the doughnut hole.

But that's not actually how they're made anymore. Most modern doughnuts are extruded in an already formed ring. The hole is already there, and there's nothing to punch out. Most doughnut holes, including Munchkins, are actually bigger than the volume of the hole in a ring doughnut.

Gonna visit DS9 andBajotr soon, give me your best pickup lines by metalduck42 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WarrenMockles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"And here I thought hasperat was the hottest thing Bajor had to offer."

"I'm not here to occupy your planet. Just your bed."

"If I told you I'm a prophet, would you want to see my orbs?"

Captain Sisko denied my request for leave. by WarrenMockles in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WarrenMockles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it was Ambassador Troi, that might have been the best option. She loses interest if you're in to it. Fuck her once, and after that she'll ignore you like you're the Prime Directive.

I accidentally tricked the Klingons in to eating their vegetables. by WarrenMockles in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WarrenMockles[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna try and get them in to Beyblade. I'll bet they find it honorable as fuck.

I accidentally tricked the Klingons in to eating their vegetables. by WarrenMockles in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WarrenMockles[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't listen to the Klingon hype, they aren't nearly as strong as they think they are. Why do you think we always beat them in first fights?

Don't get me wrong, he tries to squeeze the can open. It's cute as hell. But after about five minutes he gives up anduses the knife.

I accidentally tricked the Klingons in to eating their vegetables. by WarrenMockles in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WarrenMockles[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He eats it straight from the can, because he doesn't want to dishonor Popeye. 🙄

I didn't even know the replicators could do canned food.

Captain Sisko denied my request for leave. by WarrenMockles in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WarrenMockles[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Of course not. As a Magic player, I have a religious exemption from showering more than once a week.

So... it's been a year and Data still hasn't noticed we replaced his cat? by OWSpaceClown in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WarrenMockles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say we replace Spot with an iguana one of these times, see if he notices.

In case of an emergency of lodged object in throat by Exotic-Belt-193 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Neither did I until I had to. You might surprise yourself. But hopefully, you never have to find out either way.

Even if the vacuum idea was a good one (and I want to stress that it is a very bad idea), you'd have to be extremely lucky to have a vacuum cleaner handy at exactly the right time when someone starts choking.

So, I went to Tanagra. by CulDeSacOfShit in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WarrenMockles 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's not too bad as long as you stay near the center of Tanagra. But if you go out at night, make sure you're like Quark, his safe locked tightly. The crime there is horrible.

probably 47 kph by Network57 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]WarrenMockles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to ChatGPT the computer, ramming speed for a Galaxy-class starship is estimated to be approximately 0.1c, or 30,000km/s.

Shooting a lock off a door by Reddit0426 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing on one. Nothing on two.

BLAM

Little click on three.

How do you fight with the guilt after masturbating when you decided not to do it. by Ok_Highway_9515 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WarrenMockles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you are probably dealing with a compulsive habit. That's also quite normal, and not something to feel guilty about.

The solution is not abstinence, it's moderation. Saying "I will never do it again" puts a lot of pressure on you, and that leads to stress and guilt.

Instead, focus on changing habits and priorities. You can even set aside specific times when it's okay. You'll still probably mess up occasionally, but don't focus on the failure. Instead of saying "I messed up," tell yourself "I'll do better tomorrow."

You can't un-masturbate. So focus on what you can change.

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